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I created this because that we we can discuss the spoof without ruining the flow of the story. Talk about it here and then the story can be in sauron's topic.

Is that okay sauron??

yeah, very good yey, although i hope people will post, im not good at stuff from the start, just later on in the film i can write reasonable stuff

Hey, just a question... shall it be rather like the book or rather like the film or a mixture?

I say mix it up.

because someone could have alot of fun with Tom!!

well how about we parody the film but keep the book alive in it,

come on people, hello, dont let my idea go down the drain, if you love me, you'll reply

hmmmm parody the film but keep the book alive??.............ooo ooo ooo, wait a bit

* fini goes to get the StupidRing parody*

i love you!! i shall post!

wait wait..............look at this, this is arwen and glorfindel in the same scene. its funny
Strider: No! no! Don't do that, I want you to meet Glori and-- Arwen what are you doing here?!


Arwen: Esteeeel! You're not supposed to see me yet! Turn around so I can put my sword in your neck!

Strider: Oh sorry! (Turns around)

Arwen: What's this? A ranger caught off his guard?

Glorfindel: Hey! You are not even supposed to BE here! This is MY big rescue scene! You get to do all the kissy kissy scenes in Rivendell so take your Xena wanna-be self and buzz off!!



Arwen: Oh it's Glorfindel, the archetype dumb blonde!

Glorfindel: What's that? Arwen, I think I hear your Daddy calling you. You'd best run home!

Arwen: <rolling eyes> Some people just won't stay dead.

(FrodoPippinSam)

Arwen: Anyway, I am here for Frodo.


Arwen: So Glori.. um how long have you been searching..

Glorfindel: Stop calling me that you know how much I hate that... <glares at Arwen, then speaking to Aragorn> 9 days I have been searching for...

Arwen: I found them in 2 (light laughter).. You've never been a good tracker.. 9 days. *snork*

Strider: OK so you both tied.. we've had..

Glorfindel: <ignoring Strider> Oh yes, your excellent skills as a seamstress makes you *so* qualified to help. What are you going to do, sew the Black Riders' pants legs together so they can't get on their horses?

Arwen: Glorfindel, darling... all your friends have left these shores. Why are you still here?

Merry and Pippin: <Snicker, snicker>

Arwen: <finally turning to Strider> Oh dearest of mine. There are 5 Black Riders hot on your tail.

Glorfindel: 5? I only saw 4.. are you sure?

Arwen: Of course it was 5.. I'm an ELF remember.. perfect eyesight!

Glorfindel: Well so am I, and I say there were 4.

Merry and Pippin: <Snicker, snicker>

Sam: Uh. Strider?

Strider/Aragorn (to Arwen): Well, Arwen I am really glad to see you..

Sam: Uh. Strider?

Frodo: Moan.

Arwen (to Aragorn): I knew you would be sweetie pie...

Sam: Uh. STRIDER! GRRRRRRR! Stop giving each other the googlie eyes and pay attention! Frodo is sick!

Frodo: Moan.. <slipping off pony and loosing consciousness.>

parodyparodyparody

o crap, i didnt see this and i wrote something. SRY EVERYONE!! I like that though fini its good

sauron on your spoof do u want it to read like a script (like it is now) or like a book/story. If u want a story line thing I might be able to think one up.

well what do you all think would be best, script or to read like a book, scripts are good for fast hard hitting humour....books can take this slower

I think that a book style is better, I mean it will make the whole spoof last a lot longer.