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chorus

here comes the feces man the feces man the feces man
here comes the feces man and he's got poop for you
NA NA NA x4

verse

the feces man is big and brown
lives in the toilet but doesn't drown
feces man has got treats for you
children like to throw their poo

chorus x4

verse2

The big poop monster has come back
oh snap!
he's on the attack
what shall we dooooooooo?
we'll call the...

chorus x4

it already pooed

I'll poo on you!

Was that Tom Jones?

ahahahah no but close

Tom Fecal Matter?

It must have been Tom Fecal Matter!

Yeah, that's the only lounge singer I listen to, so it HAS to be him.