So many......
Aragorn "Gentlemen, we do not stop til nightfall"
Pippin "But what about breakfast?"
Aragorn "You've already had it"
Pippin "We've had one yes, but what about second breakfast?"
Aragorn walks away
Merry "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip"
Pippin "Well, what about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? H-he knows about them, doesn't he?"
Merry "I wouldn't count on it" ~FOTR
Uruk-Hai "Find the halflings! Find the halflings!" ~FOTR
Sam "Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me!"
Elrond "Indeed it is hardly possible to seperate you even when he is summoned to a secret council and you are not"
Merry "Oi! We're coming too! You'd have to tie us home in a sack to stop us!"
Pippin "Besides, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing!"
Merry "Well, that rules you out, Pip" ~FOTR
Gimli "Nobody tosses a dwarf!" ~FOTR
Gimli "Toss me"
Aragorn "What?"
Gimli "Toss me! It's too long of a jump....Eh, don't tell the elf" ~TT
Pippin "It's talking Merry! The tree is talking!"
Treebeard "Tree?! I am no tree! I am an Ent!"
Merry says something like "An Ent...A hearder of the forest!" or something...
Pippin "Don't encourage it, Merry!" ~TT
Sam "Do you remember the taste of strawberries?"
Frodo "No, Sam, I don't recall the taste of food. Nor the sound of water. Or the feel of grass. Or being naked in the dark" ~ROTK
Merry "Not that one! The big one, big one!" ~FOTR
Merry "It's supposed to be in the ground!"
Pippin "It is in the ground!"
Merry "Outside!"
Pippin "This was your idea!"
Pippin "...That was good" ~FOTR
Gandalf "Meriadoc Brandybuck...and Peregrin Took...I might have known" ~FOTR
Legolas "A red sun rises...Blood has been spilled this night" ~TT
Legolas "The way is shut. This door was made by the dead and the dead keep it. The way is shut." ~ROTK
Witch-King "No man can kill me"
Eowyn "I am no man" ~ROTK
Frodo "Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone"
Sam "Of course you are! And I'm coming with you!" ~FOTR
Gollum "My Precioussss" ~Mainly all of them...
Gollum "What's taters, eh precious? What's taters?"
Sam "PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew...Even you couldn't say no to that!"
Gollum "Oh yes we could precious! Keep your nasssty chips. We eats them raaaaaw and wrrrrrigling!" ~TT
Sam "Get your hands off him!"
Gollum "...What has Smeagol ever done to him?" ~ROTK
Gollum "The fat one wants it! We can see it in his eyes!" ~ROTK
Gimli "I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf"
Legolas "How about side by side with a friend?"
Gimli "I...I could do that" ~ROTK
Sam "This one's for Mr. Frodo! This is for The Shire! And that's for my old Gaffer!!!" ~ROTK
Pippin "Gandalf! Gandafl! Denethor's lost his mind! He's burning Faramir alive!" ~ROTK
Frodo "I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened"
Gandalf "So do all who see such times. But that is not for them to decide. You are only to decide what to do with the time given to you..." ~FOTR
Gandalf "Ah! This is the way!"
Merry "He's remembered!"
Gandalf "No, but the air smells less dense. When in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your nose." ~FOTR
Pippin "Merry?"
Merry "What?"
Pippin "I'm hungry" ~FOTR
Galadriel "The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the Earth. I smell it in the air. All that once was is lost. For none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the great Rings of power. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven were given to the Dwarfs, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power." ~FOTR
Galadriel "But in the fires of Mount Doom, Sauron crafted in secret another ring, a master ring. And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all living things. One Rings to rule them all." ~FOTR
Gandalf "Your father loves you, Faramir. He will remember it before the end." ~ROTK
Gandalf "Don't say anything about Frodo and the Ring. And don't mention Aragorn. In fact, you should not say anything at all" ~ROTK
Gollum "We swears on the Precious!" ~TT
Orc "Give that to me...That shiny shirt...It's mine!" ~ROTK
Gimli "Certainty of death...Small chance of success...What are we waiting for?" ~ROTK
Gimli "That still only counts as one!" ~ROTK
Elrond "Isildur! Cast it into the fire! Isildur!!!!!" ~FOTR
Pippin "I feel like I just got out of The Green Dragon after a hard day's work"
Merry "Only...You've never done a hard work"
Both start laughing ~ROTK
Pippin "We are sitting on a field of victory enjoying a well-earned meal(I think it's meal...)" ~ROTK
Pippin "The salted pork is particularly good"
Gimli "Salted pork?" ~ROTK
Gandalf "Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!" ~FOTR
Pippin "Gandalf! Forgive me!"
Gandalf "What did you see?"
Pippin "I saw a tree...a white tree...it was burning"
Gandalf "Minas Tirith. What else did you see?"
Pippin "....I...I saw him!"
Gandalf "What did he say to you?"
Pippin "He asked me my name...I didn't answer...He could feel me"
Gandalf "What did you tell him of Frodo and the Ring?!"
Pippin doesn't answer...
Later...
Gandalf "There was no lie in Pippin's eyes. A fool...but an honest fool" ~ROTK
Smeagol "And then we take it for MEEEEEE!"
Gollum "For us"
Smeagol "Y-yes, yes, we meant us" ~ROTK
Gollum "And we takes it once the hobbitses are dead!" ~ROTK
Sam "I heard it from his own mouth! He means to murder us!" ~ROTK
Sam "It's me...It's your Sam...Don't you know your Sam?" ~TT
Frodo "I'm sorry Sam. I don't know why I said that"
Sam "I do. It's that ring. It's taking hold of you, Mr. Frodo. I see it day by day. You don't eat. You barely sleep." ~TT
Merry "Why did you look? Why do you always have to look?"
Pippin "I don't know. I can't help it!"
Merry "You never can help it!" ~ROTK
Pippin "We will see each other again...won't we?"
Merry "I don't know...I don't know what's going to happen"
Pippin "Merry...MERRY!!!!" ~ROTK
Pippin "So I guess this is just for ceremonial purposes. They don't expect me to do any fighting...do they?"
Gandalf "You're in the service of the Steward now! You're going to have to do as you're told, Peregrin Took, guarder of the Citadur" ~ROTK
Arwen "Do you remember when we first met?"
Aragorn "I thought I had strayed into a dream" ~TT
Aragorn "But you cannot give this to me"
Arwen "It is mine to give to whom I will, like my heart" ~FOTR
"Oh you can search far and wide
You can drink the whole town dry
But you'll never find a beer so brown
As the one we drink in our home town...
You can keep your fancy ales
You can drink 'em by the flagon
But the only brew for the brave and truuuuuue
Comes from The Green Dragon!" ~Merry and Pippin's drinking song. ROTK
"Home is behind, the world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadow, to the edge of night
Until the stars are all alight
Mist and shadow, cloud and shade
Hope shall fail, all shall...fade" ~Pippin's song for Denethor. ROTK
Sauron "Summon me an army worthy of Mordor" ~FOTR
Orc "What does the great eye command, master?" ~FOTR
Eowyn "Get away from me, snake. Your words are poison" ~TT
Gandalf "So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion, Steward of Gondor" ~ROTK
Theoden "March! To Helm's Deep!" ~TT
Ringwraith "Shire...Baggins" ~FOTR
Frodo "Then we shall put it away. No one else knows it's here, do they Gandalf?...Do they?"
Gandalf "There was one other...I searched everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the enemy found him first" ~FOTR
Frodo "Take it Gandalf! You must take it!"
Gandalf "You cannot offer me this ring"
Frodo "I'm giving it to you!"
Gandalf "DON'T tempt me, Frodo! I would use the ring only to do good" ~FOTR
"The road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began
Now far ahead the road had gone
And I must follow if I can..." ~Bilbo and Gandalf's song in FOTR
Wow that was more than I expected to remember haha. I might think of more later