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so we've got a depressing lyrics thread, why not have a funny lyrics thread? i can guarentee this wont get as many posts, as there seem to be a hell of a lot of depressed kids on this site. but anyway post any funny lyrics you know.

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Jump, bounce, down, up

I went out on a date
with a girl, a bit late
she had so many friends
gliding through many hands
I brought my pogo stick
just to show her a trick
she had so many friends
Gliding through many hands

Jump pogo.....Bounce pogo
Down pogo, up pogo

Unannouced twster games
All players with no names
they lined up double quick
but just one pogo stick
everyone gets to play
runaway exposZ
it was so exotic
but just one pogo stick

Jump pogo.....Bounce pogo
Down pogo, up pogo

Oh I like to spread you out
touching whoever's behind

Jump pogo.....Bounce pogo
Down pogo, up pogo

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On Any Other Day by The Police

The other ones are complete bullshit

You want something corny?
You got it

There's a house on my street
And it looks real neat
I'm the chap who lives in it
There's a tree on the sidewalk
There's a car by the door
I'll go for a drive in it
And when the wombat comes
He will find me gone
He'll look for a place to sit

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
The dog just bit my leg
My teenage daughter ran away
My fine young son has turned out gay

Cut off my fingers in the door of my car
How could I do it?
My wife is proud to tell me
Of her love affairs
How could she do this to me?

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
The dog just bit my leg
My teenage daughter ran away
My fine young son has turned out gay
And it would be O.K. on any other day
And it would be O.K. on any other day

Throw down the morning papers
And spill my tea
I don't know what's wrong with me
The cups and plates are in a conspiracy
I'm covered in misery

My wife has burned the scrambled eggs
The dog just bit my leg
My teenage daughter ran away
My fine young son has turned out gay
And it would be O.K. on any other day
And it would be O.K. on any other day
And it would be O.K. on any other day
And it would be O.K. on any other day

At the end you hear little kids chanting "Happy Birthday, dear daddy. Happy Birthday to you."

From Mickey:

So come on and give it to me, any way you can,
Any way you wanna do it, I'll take it like a man.

Think about it...

"Frankly Mr Shankley" by The Smiths - "Frankly Mr Shankley since you ask, you are a flatulent pain in the arse, I do not mean to sound so rude but I must speak frankly Mr Shankley""

outro to Rambozo the Clown by the Dead Kennedys:

Rambozo (sleazy new york voice) 'ey Rocky, wanna see me pull a massacre out of my pants?
Rocky(high pitched playa voice) again?

this one is by a local punk band called the Disasterbators, it's censored heavily due to this puritanical forum.

The Bleeding Angels of Death are Knocking on my chamber door, oh, hallowed one

Lyrics:

When my testosterone is flowing
gotta whip out my C&*! and get going
I'm gonna use my imagination
that's why I love M!@#$%$#@on

chorus:
I M@!$%%#@e, I'm proud of it
I M@&#$*%($3e, I just love it
and there's nothing you can do

I just can't help it sometimes
its not like it's a F&*(*&g crime
It really helps to relieve my sexual tension
I'll do it again while i'm bathing

really helps relieve all the stress
the only problem is that it makes a mess
it's very easy
and it's also pleasing