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WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS EVERYONE??? AM I THE ONLY ONE ON NOW??? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BORING THIS IS! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO! As you all probably know, this board is my LIFE and I'm not tired even though it's 1 in the morning and I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE!!!!! Arggggg

Tis quiet in middle earth, eh halfling?

Yes, very...I am wondering why everyone is not awake on a Friday night....Or maybe I just drank too much ale...and sugar hehe Naw, unlike Pip, I don't drink ale....I try not to at least.....It's hard what with Pippin at my house bringing flagons of ale and drinking it in front of me *glares at Pippin*....*sigh* That drunk little hobbit doesn't know when to stop!

i'm a lad my lady fair...maybe there just out 'n about being friday an'all...guess that makes us sort of homebodies

but you must try to read the silmarillion long winded it may be...whatever your friends says it isn't boring

Ah well I trust your word, my lord. I shall try to yet again start the Silmarillion. So I am guessing us two are the only ones here...Wow, that's a first. So how old are you?

in middle earth years? read the book...here in da real world 17

and may i inquire your age sir peregrin took

I am younger. Four years to be exact. I am only 13...

'o'

Hahaha so funny. Yes, I know I'm young. I can't help it, don't you know.

well, at least the Great sea of Belegaer lies between us

"Shut up, you. Go away! Leave us alone!"

~Samwise, ROTK

my apologies if i've offended you...but was that meant for me?

No I'm sorry. And I accept your apology....

Oi! There's actually someone else in here! Sifer is his/her name...

then be of good heart and let us then unleash our swords if this knave is meddlesome...

I shall naught say nay....So yes, we shall.

methinks i'm starting to sound kind've sort've korny...don't u think?

Ay, I do *laughs*

But alas! I am already married to my wonderful Pippin.......

hmmm

Oi! Welcome! Finally, somebody else has joined us!

ah...my heart then is dismayed...the lucky son of a cur...LOL

However, my Pippin is not home at the time. Alas, for he is out at the Green Dragon yet again probably drinking every ale in the place. The poor lad drinks so much. *sigh*

LoL

g'day mate...good on ya to join - ya beaut

Heh, nice accent there feanor. Quick change from Olden English to Australian...Say, where are you from, lad?

ah then...how i shall miss such songs he may sing...but to leave a fair bonnie lass that do at all no sirree

oops - my bad...thats ' that won't do'

That's better my lad. If I may ask, who may be the "he" of whom you speak, my love?

pippin

Ah, but of course. I simply love it when he sings for me during afternoon tea. It's lovely drinking whilst listening to him sing wonderous songs of melodious pleasures and happiness.

the good ol you ess of ay...well not as good as merry olde england...
as for my accent i'm an incredible mimic lovely lady..

You do say? Well, that's marvelous! I'm terribly sorry, but I must be going now. I shall speak to you soon, I hope. Farwell til we meet again wonderous lad. It's been a pleasure. And now I take my leave. *resignes from consousness(sp?) and lays to rest next to Pippin for he has just now come home*

i beg you then...from where does your abode lay?

good night fair lady...and dream of things pleasant and wondrous for the morrow will new and wonderous joy

I thank you. I am from Georgia, though I wish to think I live still in Tuckborough, The Shire. A lady can dream of that, can she not? Yet you never told me where your home land is! I think not, at least. So pray tell. But please send me a private message and tell for I must go now. My father has awakened and bids me to sleep. I bid you, now, good night. Sleep well and dream of me. *smiles*

^^

* fini looks for a piece of wood to hit pippintook on the head, to make her sleep next time she's up at 1 in the morning making threads to talk to people*

Mah I dont want to be an ass but THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOTR

Too true.