Uses For Cats:
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Crash Overload
1: Lap Warmer
2: Dish Washer
3: Doorstop
4: Money to Spend into
5: Warm Hat
6: Garburator
venomfan
this is why solitary hanky panky is bad....(i wonder if im gettin booted for this)
Crash Overload
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DeNiro's Mom
Wow. I've killed a lot of kittens!
DeNiro
shes lieing so badly dont listen.
but ne way i hate cats with a passion both me and my mom ae allergic like crazy
DeNiro
god i hate cats,
another use for them is firewood
venomfan
sorry i might be stealing this but it fits the thread
gabimr2
venomfan-- I have that pic too!!hahaha
is sooo
sweeeeeeeeeeeet
DeNiro
she was joking jeeze calm down
venomfan
and i gotta post this cuase he aint workin as a avatar.....he kept starin at me..
gabimr2
hahaha okidoki
I'll
DeNiro
that isnt a real cat is it cause that would be funny as hell if it was
gabimr2
hahaa is like a toy onee! haha but still funny
LarryTheArch
ive killed over a thousand kittens in the last week
boogie
Strong forearms i presume?
LanceWindu
Nah, he has a semi automatic.
LarryTheArch
no, strong forearms
Lil Seraph
my friend told me this realli slack site.
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bnw.html
i think its mean.
Friend44
"Uses For Cats:"
I've just thought of one, domestic animal... Aha - none of you could come up with this one!
Korri
Crash ur so evil to your poor wee cat!
Crash Overload
oy... My cat was on my lap.... and it made mw think of the garfeild thing for "Six Uses For Your cat". Unfortunatly, scince Kitti was on me and sleeping, I did not want to disturb him to get the book. That is why some are not the same
Door Stop,
Lap Warmer,
Paper Weight,
TV Antenea,
Hood Ornament,
Hat.
Are the original ones.
That Bonsai Kitty is SICK! Thoes people should be shot repedatly!
nazgulinthedark
THATS SO MEAN!!!
YOU PEOPLE BE NICE TO THE CATS!!
Matrix_man
that bonsia kitten thing is a joke, please dont encourage the idiots by falling for it
Crash Overload
OKAY, did you even READ anything I posted? or did you just read the first post and decided to reply?
nazgulinthedark
i read the whole thread
Crash Overload
And you still think all this is mean? the only mean part i think is the Bonzai Kitty. That is just sick. If you don't see the joke, or yout think we will actually do this to cats you are either stupid out of your brain, or just plain dumb. You probly are toes people who think videogames get you violent, or that listning to Korn will make you kill your perants....
Matrix_man
the bonsai kitty thing is a damn hoax! dont believe any of it
nazgulinthedark
still, making fun of the poor inocent kitties, why cant you mke fun of dogs, or beavers or something
Crash Overload
I know.... still sick....
Crash Overload
THats THE THING! Its just JOKES! GOD! I am a cat lover! Do you really think my Cta (which is STILL on my lap) will just uump up and swip my face after reading this?
I used to think you where kinda okay....now I realize your just plain dumb out of your mind! You are toooooooooo sensative. I used to be like that. Whatch The Shinning, then Alive, followed by the alien saga, then if you have time...Pulp Fiction.
And don't forget Kill Bill.
Crash Overload
REFERING to Matrix Man
nazgulinthedark
i think you were never born with the ability to recongnize sarcasm!
Crash Overload
I was just thinking the same thing about you.
MC Mike
Both of you are nuts.
nazgulinthedark
gwaa...
Crash Overload
Born and raised. Then again....
DracotheDragon
My cat is lazy, but I love him! Anyway, ummmmm.... I have the picture with the gun and the cat too, where does evry1 keep getting thiers?
Crash Overload
This is not my actuall cat, but one that died when i was either 4, 5, or 6. Chaton died at the healthy age of 17.
venomfan
ya know if you have a really big kite and some decent wind you can fly a cat about 50 feet in the air, or even higher if you live in a valley
Korri
is that shitstain?
that was a shame
Crash Overload
No, thats Not Shit Stain....... This is Shit Stain....
Crash Overload
No, there is a story behind his nickname....
LarryTheArch
can we hear it?
venomfan
i had a cat called little bastard. why?
Crash Overload
Yeah, He was ran over by a car, (see picture, hind right leg) And the doctor after reconstituting his bones, put him in a cast, but when he went to take a dump, his fecal matter got stick on the cast, so I had to wipe it off, but there was alwasy a shit stain left on the cast. Comes the Name, Shit Stain.
venomfan
oh man, somtimes tragedy and comedy are one in the same
Crash Overload
ROFLMAO
And not just beacsue I have a fever....
Linkalicious
a use for a cat...hmmmmm...i got one
Field Goal Practice!
(hits the upright....and ITS GOOD!!!!)
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