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1: Lap Warmer

2: Dish Washer

3: Doorstop

4: Money to Spend into

5: Warm Hat

6: Garburator

this is why solitary hanky panky is bad....(i wonder if im gettin booted for this)

LL

Wow. I've killed a lot of kittens!

shes lieing so badly dont listen. but ne way i hate cats with a passion both me and my mom ae allergic like crazy

So true.

god i hate cats,

another use for them is firewood

whhhhhhhhatt??I'll kill U

cat killer!!!

sorry i might be stealing this but it fits the thread

venomfan-- I have that pic too!!hahahais sooo
sweeeeeeeeeeeet

she was joking jeeze calm down

and i gotta post this cuase he aint workin as a avatar.....he kept starin at me..

hahaha okidoki I'll

that isnt a real cat is it cause that would be funny as hell if it was

hahaa is like a toy onee! haha but still funny

ive killed over a thousand kittens in the last week

Strong forearms i presume?

Nah, he has a semi automatic.

no, strong forearms

lol

my friend told me this realli slack site.
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/bnw.html
i think its mean.

"Uses For Cats:"

I've just thought of one, domestic animal... Aha - none of you could come up with this one!

Crash ur so evil to your poor wee cat!

oy... My cat was on my lap.... and it made mw think of the garfeild thing for "Six Uses For Your cat". Unfortunatly, scince Kitti was on me and sleeping, I did not want to disturb him to get the book. That is why some are not the same

Door Stop,
Lap Warmer,
Paper Weight,
TV Antenea,
Hood Ornament,
Hat.

Are the original ones.

That Bonsai Kitty is SICK! Thoes people should be shot repedatly!

THATS SO MEAN!!! YOU PEOPLE BE NICE TO THE CATS!!

that bonsia kitten thing is a joke, please dont encourage the idiots by falling for it

OKAY, did you even READ anything I posted? or did you just read the first post and decided to reply?

i read the whole thread

And you still think all this is mean? the only mean part i think is the Bonzai Kitty. That is just sick. If you don't see the joke, or yout think we will actually do this to cats you are either stupid out of your brain, or just plain dumb. You probly are toes people who think videogames get you violent, or that listning to Korn will make you kill your perants....

the bonsai kitty thing is a damn hoax! dont believe any of it

still, making fun of the poor inocent kitties, why cant you mke fun of dogs, or beavers or something

I know.... still sick....

exactly

THats THE THING! Its just JOKES! GOD! I am a cat lover! Do you really think my Cta (which is STILL on my lap) will just uump up and swip my face after reading this?

I used to think you where kinda okay....now I realize your just plain dumb out of your mind! You are toooooooooo sensative. I used to be like that. Whatch The Shinning, then Alive, followed by the alien saga, then if you have time...Pulp Fiction.

And don't forget Kill Bill.

REFERING to Matrix Man

i think you were never born with the ability to recongnize sarcasm!

I was just thinking the same thing about you.

Both of you are nuts.

gwaa...

Born and raised. Then again....

My cat is lazy, but I love him! Anyway, ummmmm.... I have the picture with the gun and the cat too, where does evry1 keep getting thiers?

This is not my actuall cat, but one that died when i was either 4, 5, or 6. Chaton died at the healthy age of 17.

:

its cute

ya know if you have a really big kite and some decent wind you can fly a cat about 50 feet in the air, or even higher if you live in a valley

is that shitstain? that was a shame

No, thats Not Shit Stain....... This is Shit Stain....

No, there is a story behind his nickname....

can we hear it?

i had a cat called little bastard. why?

Yeah, He was ran over by a car, (see picture, hind right leg) And the doctor after reconstituting his bones, put him in a cast, but when he went to take a dump, his fecal matter got stick on the cast, so I had to wipe it off, but there was alwasy a shit stain left on the cast. Comes the Name, Shit Stain.

oh man, somtimes tragedy and comedy are one in the same

poor shit stain

ROFLMAO

And not just beacsue I have a fever....

awww *hugs*

a use for a cat...hmmmmm...i got one

Field Goal Practice!

(hits the upright....and ITS GOOD!!!!)