Ideas for Serial Killer Movies!!
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Tired Hiker
Okay, so this is where you can post new ideas for Serial Killer Movies, and hopefully hollywood will steal these ideas from us and maybe they'll even kick down a few bucks for our ideas. Here it goes.
How about a movie about a serial killer who only murders people who freeze dry their pets which have died from natural cuases!
LarryTheArch
final destanation 3
LanceWindu
Jason Goes To School
Be@st
How abut a massive killer who kills everybody; because he thinks they are vampyres?
stinkfist462
freddy vs jason ......... 3029
LanceWindu
Jar Jars Revenge
The Gungan is back, and he's badder than ever.
stinkfist462
dead in 60 seconds ..
LarryTheArch
steak nknifes r us
LanceWindu
I Was A Teenage Murder Victim
stinkfist462
stinkfistin ......
stinkfist462
bow to the fist baby !!
stinkfist462
lol.. i know dude ..
LanceWindu
Flesh eating Cannibas smokers
stinkfist462
cannabis ........ lol
... is what im smokin ..
stinkfist462
OH WAIT !!
dancin flech eatin bananas
AHH theres one right there !!
AHH THERES MORE !!!
stinkfist462
dammit i keep forgetting .. whats pcp again ?
LanceWindu
Now here's a title for you...
Slasher Flick
stinkfist462
under apartment 11 .... hey i live in apartment 11
LanceWindu
It Came From Inside Your Sock Drawer
stinkfist462
the porno attack ...
now that is scary
Tired Hiker
Wait, this has potential. Like, the killer is an operator of a roller coaster ride at the sleakest theme park. When she or he finally snaps, she turns the ride up full blast and the coaster flies off the tracks and crashes into the Los Angeles Freeway at 5 O'clock in the afternoon.
stinkfist462
or like he flips a switch and the whole roller coaster collapses and kills a lot of people ..
LanceWindu
Or...the person is the operator of the Ferris Wheel, turns it up real fast, and it breaks off it's axel, rolling along the road, squishing all the riders, and leaving a trail of blood 2 miles long.
wicker_man
Killer Gnomes from the U-Bend
Tired Hiker
Yeah yeah yeah!!!!
Tired Hiker
Yesssssss .. ...... .. . .. . . ...Gnomes!
stinkfist462
.. these are cool ..
wicker_man
Forget Clowns, Dolls & Leprechauns....The Gnomes are the new breed of horror....FROM THE U-BEND.
Be@st
He thinks they are vampyres; so maybe he could put some blades on a car and cut their heads off.
LanceWindu
Who is this for?
stinkfist462
they closed my porn mag thread
stinkfist462
then he closed me " close this thread " thread
Tired Hiker
the 'Yeah yeah yeah' was for Be@st.
LanceWindu
I wonder why he did that..
stinkfist462
IDK... but it was mean
mechmoggy
Hey TH, I have an idea for ya....
When I went to a theme park last year, it started to rain so everyone went and bought those cheap nasty orange poncho's they sell at the theme park shops. Pretty soon nearly everyone was wearing one, and it was difficult to tell people apart with their hoods up.
Ok, so now imagine there's a killer in the theme park but he/she is wearing one of those poncho's. Eh?
stinkfist462
whoa .. fun ... bring like a taser and start a chain reaction shock .. then while they feel all funy your accomplice pulls out an ak47 and blows then all to hell
LanceWindu
We should make a movie script for this...
stinkfist462
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wicker_man
Another idea : A maniac sales man called....Neville, who is obsessed with cheese and tortures people by reciting insurance policies.
stinkfist462
comedic horror ?
LanceWindu
Maybe instead of one killer...the whole Theme Park is just a trap, and all the workers are ex-cons who were thrown in jail for murder...they close the gates and let the massacre begin, all the rides are made to have a creative death for people in one way or another.
Like a roller coaster that goes into a pitch black tunnel, and there are sharp knives protruding everywhere in it, so the riders come out the other side all chopped to hell, every last one of them dead.
Tired Hiker
Ingenius!!!!! I like it. And imagine if each pancho had a big black letter on the back and front of it. Then, as our hero ran through the mayhem of orange ugly panchos, the letters actually alligned and spelled secret messages, like, 'bite me'.
Be@st
I say; the killer is an owner of a house of fears. And when there are many people in it he comes in with a riffle and shoots them one by one; of course there are also some traps in a house of fear so when there are more people near it something could happen (like walls start moving and squash them)
Tired Hiker
Okay, i like the whole house of fears thing. Maybe there can be a scene where Santa Claus shows up to deliver prsents on x'mas time and a bunch of demons eat him alive.
stinkfist462
no wait ... like this is way too far but listen .. like 3 dudes .. 1 is a roller coaster operator ...... the second is a gound operator who takes out people ..... third is a sniper.... ok yeah you know how like at the very top of the roller coaster .... its at its peak ? ... what if the coaster operator stops it and the sniper pulls out the gun and jus brutally takes them out ..... so funny
i play too much video games..
LanceWindu
That could be the ending of it.
And BTW, House of Fears will have no hero, the entire 3 hour film will be nothing but a blood bath. With the villains winning.
Be@st
Shure. That would be cool. In my class we often sing one song. It's in croatian so I will try to translate it. It goes like this:
We killed santa claus tra la la la la
Now we can take all the presents tra la la la la la la la la.
We are shooting at his elves tra la la la la la la la la.
They are running like stupid brats tra la la la la la la la la.
There's more but I can't really remember now.
Tired Hiker
Okay, so so far we have a bunch of stuff, and then the climactic ending has to end with the roller coaster stuck on the top of the loop, so everyone is upside down, and the sniper kills them each one by one. Damn, this is a fresh ingenius idea! This needs to be made.
Tired Hiker
The closing title music is in "Croation"!!!!
stinkfist462
yep
LanceWindu
In the movie I want to play sadistic homicidal maniac number 4!
stinkfist462
i wanna play the psychotic coaster operator ..
stinkfist462
can i have a big chuck outta santas fat face ?
Be@st
Sure. But then you will have to play a demon.
stinkfist462
well i will play two roles. . lol
Be@st
Ok; but then we will have to mask you so that nobody realizes that we made our movie without alots of money. i think our movie is going to be the biggest hit after previous biggest hit.
stinkfist462
well im not gonna be a demon without a mask
Be@st
Ok; we will say that some fancy acter was playing the demon so that we could get more viewers.
stinkfist462
... and uhh i want to bite off the santas face ..
LanceWindu
Like...Roseanne, but then we say that it wasn't a mask, but her real face.
stinkfist462
yeah ... like melt a bunch of shit that is sticky and skin like .
Be@st
Sure. Great idea lance. If she complains then we will make another version of a movie where she is going to be santa clauss and stinkfist462 will bite off a piece of her face.
Be@st
Ok. We all agree about that. Now which actors are going to be victims? I suggest tobey maguire (he totally destroyed spiderman character); arnold scwarzennerger (i hate him); jack nicholson (he's boring); and what are your's worse actors?
stinkfist462
ben affleck .. i'm gonna slice his head brutally off with a box cutter
elijah wood .. cut his legs off and show him what its like being a hobbit
ben affleck
ben affleck
ben affleck
oh did i mention ben affleck ?
LanceWindu
Alicia Silverstone
John Voight
John Travolta
Tom Cruise
Renee Zelwegger
Maybe it should be renamed:
Hollywood Massacre: The Story of House of Fears
stinkfist462
oh and uhh brad pit .. throw his ass in there and ed norton ...
Be@st
Maybe we could make a mistake during making of a movie and kill them for real?
Tired Hiker
I say Christian Slater gets plummelled!!!
Be@st
Sure. We will say that we're paying after the job is done; and when they all die we wont need to pay anything.
Tired Hiker
I like Be@st's idea about burning the presents with a flame thrower. That would be a good supporting visual, but not a deriving plot line. I say we fit it in there somewhere, like say a Demon flys in and trys to wreak havoc the same night Santa is delivering presents and Be@st is the only one there to defend us, so naturally he pulls out his flame thrower and torches all to hell!!!!!!!!!!
Be@st
Shure. Let's say that this Be@st is a psyhotic so he sees demons everywere so he starts burning the baby's; good old ladies; handicaped people; pregnant; all humans. And in the end only demons are left so Be@st tries to burn them too but; flamethrower is out of function because he used it to much...what happens next?
LanceWindu
BURN THE BABIES AND THE ELDERLY!
Storm
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/shocking.gif
*gasps in horror*
Be@st
So storm; are you afraid? If you are then we are doing good with our horror movie.
Tired Hiker
I guess all the demons swarm in and attack Be@st and feed off his corpse, hence living and breeding into more demons which eventually support in the near taking of the world as we know it in the 21st Century. I mean, you know, if I had to guess.
Storm
not afraid, only shocked by so much cruelness
Be@st
But what we didn't know is that Be@st is son of pure darkness. When demons aproach him to much suddenly his dark side showed up. He quickly started growing. Wings grew from his back..and all others things that demons have started to grow. After few minutes 3 demons saw their master. Be@st god of chaos, ruler of darkness and the biggest of all icecream eaters.
Be@st
Shocked is good also. It will make people want to see more of a movie.
Be@st
Maybe it would be better without th icecream eater part.
Tired Hiker
Ice cream eater???!!!!!!!!
Be@st
Just a joke. The biggest of all death leaders.
Michael Myers 1
Killer Biscuits from Outer Space 3
LarryTheArch
killer biscuits from outer space 4
Michael Myers 1
Killer Biscuits vs. Killer Toast from Hell
RonyLeBeau
I say they should make a movie about that hungry lune in Germany that put an ad on the internet for a victim to eat then kill. i say eat first because they both ate the victims *@http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/censored2.gif &# before the lune killed him and ate the rest of the idiots stuff.
but only difference is for the movie he is not caught like he is now
they might release him actually so it will be a never ending saga
Cannibalism it is not a crime in germany and his victims wanted to be eaten and killed so it was all Voluntary
The saga continues http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/pizza.gif
Be@st
Any more ideas? All of them are fun (But it seems to me that only rony's idea is serious; I don't really know why)
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