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UBH! Hey guy, great to see you again.

Happy New Year to you.

good to see you UNB happy new year

*sees a ghost*
*faints dead away*


So..You get a divorce and move to the big city...and I get a divorce and move to the big city..

Good to see you back from the dead, UBH.

Hmmm, wheels within wheels huh?

Heard a lot of "Things" about you.

Again, welcome back!

...and Happy New Year!

I happily remarried, how about you?

And I hope these "Things" you heard about me are good "Things"

finti: It's UBH

UBH like in Universal Buste Holder???

Remarried??? ME?? no no no...nooooooooooo thanks.
Someday you're going to have to tell us about this girl

As for the "Things"..We've kept you a bit of a mystery

yeah, you were unknown to us

TA DAAAAA

*jumps into thread*

Hiya, good to have you back.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE.

hey, arn't you going to say Hi to the people you don't know?

(crazy woman on bus in "Speed" "What about the rest of us? WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?!?!?!?!"

There are 584 members, so no I wasn't planning on it.

But hello mah, ToMacco, keokiswahine, yerssot, and phinney6

The rest of the members I give out an all-inclusive "hello"

okay, now I'm happy! Welcome back, by the way.

Watch out for yerssot, Tex and myself. We're new to you, and we're real bastards!

Your new all right, your warning a German with alcohol-dependicies.

You drink a lot? Now I know I like you!

I saw that when I surfed this board later on yesterday UBH, but it was to late to fix. Have to write it on an account of new years day bloopers. Even if I didnt drink at all New years eve.

Everyone likes me. Ask Dim, when I'm drunk I'm a teddy bear!

Teddy bears can be a menace at times

UBH is the lager king, better watch out.

Sounds like a bet to me! UBH, let's have a drink-off!

Ya know, I don't think that would be the smartest thing in the world.

No, you're right.

I know a few Germans... To, stop while you can!
*thinks*
To, drink like you've never drunk before!

When is your and To's wedding, yerss? You already sound like a married couple.

You're just itching to start arrangements for the first forum wedding of 2002...

I almost forgot about what UBH is like when he's drunk

Good thing he's back then. So we can all enjoy.

don't know about ToMacco and Texas, but I'm not going to marry Lara for the next 5 years... (ok, make it 3 years)

Yes, sure...

ok that's it, let's start the wedding planning for lara and yerss for their wedding in 2005.

Can't wait that long. Let's do it now!

marry them, or start planning? cause I think it's a bit on the illegal side to get married when you're 16.

In Belgium nothing's illegal. Or at least, nobody cares.

like amsterdam

Hey UBH welcome back from the Outer Rim !

We missed ya, man !!!!!!!!!!!

*smacks mah*
FIVE years I said! that's 2002+5=2007
That three year thing is speculation!

yousa said 'make it 3 years', mesa make it 3 years.

speculation! That's if I get enough money!

I doubt lara wil marry you 'just like that' as soon as you get the money, but hey! that's not my business so I'll keep out of it.

*puts hamer back*
Good choice!

You stinker! Nice late response!

Sorry. Been out herding nerfs.

Your signature picture doesn't work as well.

You're just jealous because you want a little spiffy "x" box too..

No...but I do want my lightsaber back!

I'm afraid you'll have to apply for a new one, in three fold! And then you have to work your way back to the top again.

Silly little Dutch man, hallucinating about UBH falling to the bottom. If God take a 5 year leave of absence, he isn't overpowered!

No, but new deity's have become more powerful though eh?

OKay, I will amuse the little ones for now.

*gives UBN a box of Legos*
here you go

Oooooh lego! can I play too?

DId you not see DOGMA...

Blimey. I'm away for a few days and interesting things start happening... darn it.

Hello there, oh mighty UBH... many are the legends and exploits spoken of you.

and many are a fake, made by Ush when he is drunk


(woohoo, 7000 post! Now, doesn't that make me special? )

No just a sucker for publicity

you are jealous!

*makes desperate move to change subject*
Well, well, UBH is some guy huh?

Nice Hohen-Schwanstein in the sig there, UBH. VERY German....

What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, I wasn't talking.

*ToMacco leaves*

Quite a relief.

Who got him in anyway?

ToMacco, I'm so glad spongebob is back. He is so.....YOU !

Me??? What did I do?

What ? What did you do ? I don't know. Get queeq to rerun the videotape.

*spits out camera*
So it's NOT a giant candybar????

Did you get any shots of To leaving with that mouth cam of yours?

I'm confused. What did I do?

Yes, Dimmy, I'm glad SpongeBob is back too. I got sick of looking at the back of Homer's head all the time.

I think I've bit my tong

leave it to yers to think of some way of making every remark somkind of homosexual reference. I thought that was Tex's job, yerssot!

What are you saying?

nevermind

exactly

I think To and yerss are in love.

Naaaaaaaaaaah...I don't see it.

Open your eyes.

No..I might find out it's all a Lucid Dream.

Okay, keep the illusion alive. I get it.

it's all I have....

{Removed by RC - Some people just take things to much to heart}.

Oooooh, that's gotta hurt.

Oh HAHA...RC got another one off at Dim...how unusual

Bitter...

Don't believe I'm 'got one off at Dim' for a while, thought I needed to keep my quota up.

Really, if you didn't draw attention to it then no one would notice, kinda like N*Sync in Episode-II.

Just as long as I notice....

You're gonna notice N*Sync in Episode-II?

Wow! Great Eyes!!!

last time I checked, you can see 3 of them...

Oh, hi there George 'Yerssot' Lucas...

well, excuse me for checking other sides then swmovies

Yers, maybe you should read back on what you wrote. It was written in such a way that it looked like you said you had seen the movie. If you can't take a little joke then don't bother.

R, those " " were for sarcasm purpose
(mental note: convince Raz for some sarcasm tags)

well, yeah, I'm actually GL's nephew... but I do like that George "Yerssot" Lucas thing

Well, I am naturally sarcastic so you shopuld just take it as read that I'm being sarcastic.

So sarcastic sarcasm is talking truthfully? Oh god I can't quite seem to get my head around that one. Oh wait... no it just hurts to try!

ToMacco, back on page 5 I was the one that said I missed spongebob, not Dimmy !!!

*fires up smacking machine*

*SMACK*

Ow! Gundy that's me! Turn the lights on if you insist on using that thing!

That smacking machine only uses proximity control. Better stay away from Gundy for a bit.

That whole thing was a disaster all around... such is the price for mis-using Christmas...

Speak for yourself.

Yerssot asked Santa for the smacking machine. Such an evil present was bound to bring badness.

Well I asked for nothing and got plenty, just proves that being greedy only causes trouble.

I asked mah, not santa

Well, there's ya first mistake.

same direction anyway

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.... time to put this one to bed. Adios.