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Damn it's cold in our factory.

I've just put my toe-tecters on and they sucked the warmth outta my legs and now I'm cold from the knees down. Bunch of wintery freezing arse.

Oh, BTW, it's nice to see ya'll again after my lil Xmas break.

welcome back then... pfew it's hot here! I like aircos

aircos? are they a brand of steel toe-caps then?

It's OK at me desk at home, but outside it is freezing.

And I hate coming back to work after a week off, too many damn emails to deal with.

Same here..plus 3 day weeks seem to go on twice as long...

You think so? I kinda like that pace.

hmmm ... I can go for a cold beer now

Make that two.

But at least it's warm where you are...

*Evil laugh*HA HA HA HA
I dont go back to school for another 2 weeks!!!!!!!
*yawns and stretches*

well Tex you probably gonna hang around your moms skirt all day long broken off by some occasionally crayons drawings on your own

it's no surprise that Tex is still going to school

Cold here, but it doesn't bother me. No snow yet, we get some this Wochenende!

Its a bit warmer today than yesterday but its still bloody brass monkey's in my opinion. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

You guys are all pansies. I have to go start my car 20 minutes before I leave everyday, cause the damn thing is a frozen block of metal.

Park it in the garage

There's no room in the garage, dumbass

packrat!!

I save nothing

I too am a minimalist

Is that a word?

no its Tex`s "weee wee"

We are pansies? At least we can get a car up and running in LESS then 20 minutes

They have cars in Belgium? Wow! I thought you people got around on horse and carriage

that's Luxembourg

Texans

Anyway...back to the weather...it's in the 60's (Fahrenheit) here...

It was -5 here

Can someone tell me how you can get Fahrenheit?
I know Celsius and Kelvin but not that one (I used too... it was something like x- 2/3x...)

I knew that like, five years ago. But now I forgot!

Well if you know the temperature in celcius then multiply by 9/5 and add 32.


F = (9/5)C + 32

Instead of 9/5 use 1.8

or if you're doing it in your head, use 2 and 30 - to get an estimate.

Oh come on Raz! If he is doing it in his head he might as well multiply by 9, divide by five and add 32. It's not that challenging!

28.8F here then...

Never understood that... who uses Fahrenheit here? America is for sure, but aren't European countries using Celsius? Or perhaps Brittan is using Kelvin???

Ow! All these questions! My head is hurting! It's going to explode! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

*error message: first need brains*

pfew! I'm lucky

Kelvin? Don't be silly Yers! You only use Kelvin when you are doing Science experiments at school!

Crap! Thaw set in, we still can't walk the ice.

Try using the sidewalk..or maybe a road.

See Edna, that's the problem with these computer types, forgotten the art of mental Arithmatic...

I'm glad you said that and not me!

I'll just translate, the word is pavement

If you guys don't knock off all this equation crap, I'll be smacking your heads on the pavement!

Here's one last equation then To....

6 degrees celcius outside + snow = no snow anymore = 1 unhappy moggy

Of course because now the snow is water and everyone knows cats don't like water!

I am a very special cat though, I can swim a little. I use the moggy-paddle.

I would have thought you owuld use your mechboat instead!

Nah, I've got my own Street-Hawk though, MEEEEEEEEOOOOOWW.

(Moggy on a motorbike)

Watch your tail.

You don't need to tell me, it used to be a foot longer until I got it caught in the spokes!

your tail or your..... who is that man with a womans voice

Yeah......

That chicks got the cutest adams apple.

ehh adams apples and you find them a bit lower than the adams apple of a man

Mech, you are one sick puppy...

ehh puppy, not kitty

You got it Finti......Purrrrrrrrrr.

Its about 25 here this morning. Had a little freezing rain earlier. Black ice on the back roads. Tricky driving.

Rollercoaster time!

It's really warmed up here lately. Too warm for snow now.

All the snow here is begining to melt.

OH, but it will be back.

Tex jogs??? Somehow that doesn't seem quite in character...

He runs to the candy store

The lake by my house, White Rock Lake, was voted one of the best jogging locations in America by Mens Fitness Magazine. Jogging is fun and I get to show off my legs to all the fine athletic babes

Candy Store!?!? I think not, Tomacco has to roll to his candy store

Show off your legs? what the hell? Do you shave those legs?

I thought before you said you were fat.

And I do 'roll' where ever I go. In my phat hoopty ride! "Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin', keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!!!" . . . . yeah whatever.

I gained 10 lbs over the summer, those suckers are gone and now I am looking delicious! Shave my legs?!?! Christ no! I dont have bushy hairy wolf legs like some people!

Delicious huh? Well you can rest assured I won't be eating you!

Too spicy for you eh?

Oh no I love hot! It's bland like you that I can't stand!

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Your jealous cause I'm finger lickin good and you taste expired

*barfs all over*

FINGER LICKIN GOOD

. . . . . . . . .

*releases Antrax in Texas*

*cough**cough*ARRRGHGHGHGHGHHGHHG *thump*

hmmmm, that's not funny

a little funny

hmmm ... white powder ...

yerssot, are you a coke fiend?

as long as it's not pepsi!

I love Dr. Pepper, but it gives me the runs

Tex likes to poop, then kick sand over it

Beats using MN icicles to wipe my ass

Yes, that would be cold!

You could always get yers to wipe said bum

I don't like the way this threads going, do you guys realise I only log on during my work breaks whilst I'm eating! Not a time to be discussing scooby doo's.

scooby doo?
and all because it was a bit nippy

Scooby doo = poo
Scrappy doo = noisy lil' poo

back ontopic or not?

Scooby Doo is a great show. Scooby and Shaggy are hibitual pot smokers. They are real thin, they're always hungry, and they are paranoid about things.

I take that as a no

I loved the sandwiches they ate, they were HUUUUUUGE

Bite size for yerss then.

as long as you don't bite me

*thinks a moment*

My God, To is right !!!! They WERE pot smokers !!!

Wow ! Amazing what you learn here.

but then you have to pay attention!