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Hi guys! Long time no see. Sorry it has been so long but i have been a tad busy and stressed I'm afraid. Got exams next wed and thur but then I am going to make more effort to get here more often. Promise! Besides I think Ush might kill me if I don't strat posting in the RP regularly again.

Anyway, I'm at Ush's at the moment and we have just got back from a nice couple of days away in Norfolk. So I thought it would be a nice time to come and say hi, just to prove I haven't dropped off the face of the earth!

Well I hope you are all ok andhope to tal to you all again very soon. Net access is also possibly going to be a bit of a problem for me soon as my computer is a tad broken and could take a while to sort! Well keep your fingers crossed for me and hope for the best!

Edna xxx

how is life in bromestickville this days

Oh not bad! Bit stressed about exams at the moment but I am at Ush's so I have an excuse not to work for a few days!

ehh well at my age it is starting to be work

Yeah well I think Ush considers me a little hard work at times but that is understandable! I can be extremely awkward when I want to be!

he he i dont think you got me little drift there but that is ok

Exams Glad I don't have to do anymore
Good luck with yours though!

Hope Norfolk was fun!

what is the big deal about exams, every working day is like a sort of exams.

My life is more of a continuous assessment.

Norfolk WAS fun, but I think Finti sent us some winds directly from his homeland because it was BLOODY cold. Stupid North Sea.

Awkward, eh? Not the half of it...

glad you said wind from my homeland and not my...

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Ding dong, the witch is back!!!

So how was the mammoth?

which old witch?

The wicked witch!

Yes, nice to see the witch again

She left again when she saw you around, Tex

Wouldn't be the first time

Nice to see you again Edna, it's been...........

Awww nuts, she's already gone again.

She flew back to Blokksberg

queeq don't call Ush names! It's not nice!

*** damn I hate exams! It's not fair! I have another six years of the damn things!

Only six months into the course, and already hating it

Is that a sign?

Of course I hate it! what the hell kind of student would I be if I actually LIKED my course?

Ha ha, Edna...

Sorry, queeq, no Mammoth. We would have ended up just as frozen if we had gone looking for it.

My toes were like ice cubes! Wellies just don't keep your feet as warm as they did when we were kids! Splashing about in the sea was just as fun though!

Swimming would have been fatal, though.

Swimming would have been foolish! I don't understand why you didn't give it a try!

Well, you made a couple of good attempts to fall into the water, I noticed.

I slipped! my hammer was much heavier than yours! Yes don't think I didn't notice you gave me the ridiculously huge one!

I offered you the smaller one, I think you will find!

"Born to be on the beach," you told me. Pah!

I was having fun! Leave me alone! I was simply reliving my childhood. Oh yes I remember the days when my Grandad would take me to the beach in Wales, I would go running straight into the Sea and come running back half an hour later saying "Grandad, my Wellies are leaking!" as he pulled them off and poured a litre of seawater from inside them! Those were the days!

Did you fall over because of your heavy hammer then, as well?

No silly! I was overwhelmed by childhood excitement and simply wen into the sea too far so it came above my Wellies. Of course I never admitted that!

If you had done that with us the other day you would have gotten frostbite.

I noticed you started hacking into the chalk with the same childish enthusiasm I once displayed...

Hey! I liked my course....well the first two years anyway...what the hell kind of student does that make me?

I'm sorry to say it my dear Raz but that makes you officially and Oddbod! You should be proud of that anyway. I call many people freaks but only the elite graduate to Oddbod status!

Mind you you weren't studying first year medicine! If you had I guarantee you would have been contemplating suicide by now!

or genocide

Scary.

What exactly is genocide anyway?

plain murder

Genocide is the act of destroying a race or species.

unis

Ah gotcha! Sorry you will have to excuse me. I don't actually know much!

And exams in two days, eh?

three actually and thank you so much for remiding me of that !

Sorry, I thought you said Tuesday. But no problem, dear!

Shall we leave you two alone for a bit?

Oh, get a room!!!

Wait? They already did that and this is the result...

I wanted a larger room.

Come on, you guys have all secretly missed us two talking...

To be honest, I haven't really been here.

But if I had then I'm sure I would have missed it.

Oh everybody loves an Edna and Ush debate really! You know you do! An Ushna debate!

An Ednarak, surely?

more like 'esh'

Shedna has a nice ring to it....

No, I like Ednarak. Sounds like a SW thing.


Han : "Chewie, fire up the converters. Lets see what this piece of Ednarak can do"

OR

Uncle Owen : "He better have those Ednaraks on the south ridge repaired by midday or there'll be hell to pay"

OR

The Emporer: "An entire legion of my best troops await those Ednaraks"

OR

Leia : "Luke, there's an Ednarak hanging out of your nose"

Thanks Gundy!

QGJ - I feel a disturbence in the Ednarak's

OWK - I have felt it too master.

Fnaar, fnaar!

"The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not an Ednarak yet."

"Ednaraks???" "Yes, chewing on the power cables."


Lots of potential this.
*adds "Ednarak" to the list with "squik"*

Good ones, guys !

Luke: "10,000 ? We could almost buy our own Ednarak for that"

Ednarak, Im not going to Ednarak. I can take you so far as Ednorache.

Oh Crap!!! You didn't let em breed did you....

Well, just don't feed em after midnight..

"You prefer another Ednarak, a military Ednarak, then name the squik!"

Belgium they are in Belgium

nicely put, pinto

" This Ednarak is now the ultimate weapon in the universe. I suggest we use it."

whatever waffle boy

now you don't get any waffles!
shoot, and I just wanted to ask a choco

With a straw and a little paper umbrella, I guess.

bleurgh! I don't like those umbrellas! They don't tast that good!

save it for a rainy day.....

*pours a bucket of water over yerss*

Like today.

ice cold water

queeq, your last two were great baby !!!


I'm rolling !

Again I'm getting funny looks off people when I laughed out loud at that Tarkin parody. Damn you queeqer!

Thanks for the cold water, I needed to chill

You're a SW fan, mech. You're SUPPOSED to get funny looks !

A Spaceballs one: "My Ednarak is bigger than yours."

Oh yes, lets go places with this one....

1,2,3,4,5 ??? Thats the same combination on my Ednarak !

"You'll have to sell your Ednarak."

and people think I can only count to one, well, Gundy can only count to five

How would like me to push the "ejection" button for your seat in the transport ???

Ejection? Transport? Hmmm; I think it's time to stand on my head again!

No-one tosses an Ednarak!

Blimey, that's asking for queeq to make a comment...

Then let him. Could be amusing!

I think queeq may have had some sort of attack after reading that Ush, he may have overloaded his system with filthy remarks. Poor lad.

Hey, I'm a gentleman, not an Ednarak.

"We're moving through their Ednarak field."

Is that an Ednarak in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

If I could walk that way I wouldn't need an Ednarak.

*In the Emporers sarcastic tone*

"I'm afraid the Ednarak will be quite operational when your friends arrive"

'We're gonna need a bigger Ednarak.'

I must admit, against all better Ednaraks, it works for other movies too.

"The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of Ednarak."

"Strong am I with the ednarak, but not that strong"

"A domain of Ednarak it is, in you must go."

"Do you judge me by my ednarak?"

"And where you should not. For my Ednarak is the Force. And a powerful Ednarak it is."

"You must feel the ednrak between the stone and the ground"

*between the rock and the tree *

"Yes, Lord Vader. Their Ednarak will be down in moments. You may start your landing."

"You must feel the ednrak between the stone and the ground"

Hmmmm. Lord Ednarak, only you could be so bold.

"we are on a diplomatic ednarak"

"Don't act so surprised, highness. You weren't on an Ednarak mission this time."

" If this is an ednarak ship, where are your ushnedna"

"Send out an Ushna signal and inform the Ednarak that all aboard were killed. "

Its too dangerous with all the Ednaraks around, we'll have to wait until morning.

"These tracks are side by side, Ednaraks always ride single file to hide their number."

"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Ednarak!"

"Who's an Ednarak?"

Yeah....I`ve always wondered that

You seem to be more of an Ushna man then.

There havent been to many Ushna`s in your life.

I'd just as soon kiss a squik.

The ushna is strong with you young Skywalker, but you are not an ednarak yet.

Weirdos.

Ush, I'm hurt.

where? in the leg?

I sense a disturance in the Ednarak

an ednarak I havent felt since.......

The worlds gone mad. How much more of a milking can this joke have.........

Oh oh, got one, ".....look sir, (click), Ednaraks..."

We have a new Ednarak, Luke Skywalker.

ednarak in our moment of ednaush???

The Ednarak of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.

maybe if he could be ednaraked...

Yes.... yes.... he would be a great Ednarak. Can it be done?

he will ednarak or ush

OK this is starting to get surreal! Ush i'm scared! Make the scary people go away! Please! **Hides behind the curtains**

finti tells ush to take down the mirrors in Ednas place

Don't be too proud of this technological Ednarak you've constructed.

The ability to destroy an Ednarak is insignificant next to the power of the Ush.

"dont try to frigtheen us with your ednarak ways Lord ushna"

I find your lack of Ednarak disturbing.

ednarak of this

Ok, everyone! Stop being weird now.

It also stopped being funny about 50 posts ago...

you mean you didn't mind those other 50?

Ah, all the more reason to continue.

Remember, the Ednarak will always be with you.

I think you already used that one

There you will learn from Ushna, the Ednarak that instructed me.

ednarak system...Ushna.....Garna ..Garna....

This joke has legs yet Ush, admit it!

STOP IT!

my ednarak is dirty too, what are you afraid off.

Aaaaggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boba Ush..Boba Ushh, where?

I think this one is OFFTOPIC!

GOOD!

Don't get Ushy with me, Princess.

I'm a princess?
*starts to blush*
thank you!

Actually, that Ednarak was for Edna.

can I still be a princess?

Sure. I'm sure Tomacco will love you in a dress.
*starts wedding preparations*

queeq, you already prepared one for me and lara!

Yep, a double bill.

as long as you pay