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Being as theres a Getlemens Club i think there shuld b a womens club 4 us women.

Drink up girls, we may need sum strppers here aswell asin men

the gentlemen club is also for girls you know

i know but i woz bored n thought that well there isn't a club 4 us women perhaps we culd have our own i dunno u can delete this 1 now

WHOOOHOOO

bring on the strippers

lol we need some guys here seems empty

ill work here if u want but im not strippin korri wont let me lol

ok then thats fine with me

of coarse i will!

u didnt reply to my pm

where's every1? need some ppl here

ill do it.. i guess...

well u dnt have 2

then uh.. can i be a bouncer?

yeah sure u can

i miss holden

YAY!!!!!!!!11

why is that a good thing?!

oh i think guy strippers are nasty cuz i am a guy but can i be the bartender? who knows maybe i can even get a hot girl in here.

well im a girl

i wish keanu was a stripper *drifts of into dreamworld*

yeap..but strippers girls a nasty for us!

Male strippers? Where, where???
*looks around*

no where!!! hhahaha

well, we' ve got to lure them into the club then

*walks in oblivious*

Hello girls... uhhh... why do you have that look on your face?

huh??

I was plotting to lure some strippers into the club and look who walks in

well i guess your right but still i'm not stripping unless it's a private one in pming so i'm still wantin to be the bartender but i need cs's permission

errr...wha's that?

it couldn't be me i'm already here *turns head toward lta*

u can b bar tender if ya like u can have me there hehehe

Jugger u can strip 4 me u know lol please?

drink up Hiker lol i'll b bar tender 4 now till jugger gets here

well the bars closed till jugger gets here guys sorry, jugger ur in charge if i'm away i'm goin 2 college now bye xxx luv u guys xxx

hey girlfriends! (im a girl by the way. despite my name)

so what exactly is my job then

*pokes his head in briefly hoping not to get ambushed......sees no danger walks in and sits down*

to look after me

well u culd help jugger out at the bar if u like

oh man....if the strippers could only be our fave celeb boys! *giggles*

erm....what does that mean

Are the male strippers here yet..?

ugg... screw it im a bouncer

it's a deal

anytime in pming of course

be at the bar serve the drinks

ok then

ok then u are

*looks around* where is everyone?

hmmmm well can i get you a drink gab

suree! thankss!

what would you like?

mmm-.. what do ya have?

"whatever" you want

ahhaa I put the rong faceee

what do ya have:

aa..coca colaa!!!!!!!!!!!

you got my hopes up *pops open a coke* what time is it where you are?

Can you stay on topic?

gimme a bloody mary and i dun mean the drink

hands over corps of a dead girl named mary

thanks alot jug!

no prob

Hey peeps! any1 here? no? just me then *gets myself a drink* waits 4 some1 2 walk in

hey CS .. hows things goin ?

hey they're ok i guess u?

im tired but dont need sleep .. and i jus filmed myself ..... sticking my finger .. under my eye ,.... lol...

lol cool, there's **** all on tele i'm bored n horny

wow .. im horny too ... lol

wow.... i'm v horny lol

v horny ?

!!!

very horny lol

oh lol .. i didnt know ... well same here

lol it's ok any1 want a drink?

sure .. i wil av a keg ..

ok then *passes stinkfist a drnk* there ya go

thanks ... not like im drunk enuff

*puts on some music 2 liven this place up*

want another 1 then?

*dances around and sings alonf frunkily*

lol *watches stinkfist dance*

*falls down 10 stairs .. not spilling a single drop of beer* .. it took me 4 years to learn not to drop beer

awww, lol u ok? thats quite good not spilling ur beer

*walks back up ..*
can i interest you in a beer ? or anything you might liketh ?

erm sure ok then, i'll have a baccardi and coke plz

HEY !! .
*hops over bar and fal over ... comes back up with 2 glasses .. a bacardi and a coke*


ah .... my leg hurts

thanks, aww sit down then lol

hello world its a song that we're singing!! cum on get happy! cum on get happy!

cum lol...
cum on get happy ..
ahh old hippie times...
*takes a seat and drinks the bacardi*

lol cum? i'm cumming i like cumming in bed, u want a drink freddy vs jason? *gets another 1 4 me n stinkfist*

k ... *reaches over and grabs another* what you want F V J

oooooooooookkkk, give him a JD i'll have 1 u wan 1 stinkfist? we can all b drunk 2gether but i gotta look after the bar

k.. btw F V J is a she ..
yeah .. get all

oh ok sorry F V J ok *gets us all a JD

WHOOHOO !!! IM DRUNK ENUFF TO DANCE !!!

lol i'm going soon anyway,

...

i'll have a martini, shaken, not stirred.......on second thought just get me a sprite

i cant drink, im driving

ok .. uh CS .. you dont mind if i take over the bar for ya do you ?

oh look, *see's bugs bunny*, hello sweetie i love you.......

oh i gotta stop drinking.....

lol
*buys a sprite for F V J * here ya go .. irs on the house.. you had a rough night

oh, thank you, im eating a cream donut right now in real life, hey st ur not doing this just 2 get into my pants r u?

just kidding, its the sugar talking

i wish .. jk ... yeah uhhh donuts sound good... but uhh candy sounds better

i dont have candee....*starts crying*, oh st i ran over ur girlfriend on the way here, im so sorry........oh and i'll need a ride home,im to high and drunk 2 drive, i could not have an accident u know.......

i'll drive ya whenever your ready

well get me another brandy and step on it!!

*grabs a brandi and pours it into a glasss and hands it over*
*meanwhile drinkg a pepsi

*glug!glug!glug*

*smashes glass on counter-top*

more!!

whoa whoa ..... take it easy .... slow it down .. dont want ya fallin asleep over here
*grabs another* ok now slow this one down

*glug!glug!*

*throws glass at stinkfist*

gimme another one now!!

whoa whoa ... ok i gots ta go now ... see ya laterz.. luvs ya .. bye

MORE YA LOUSY BUM!!

*runs after stinkfist* MORE!!

FINE !!
here... go to the bar and help your self

ok now luvs ya .. bye bye .. and youse needs to ask soemones for a rides... cause you isnt going likes this

FINE!!

*gets up falls over and starts snooring*

*lifts F V J up and wakes and gives her a ride home being her knight in shining armor or whtever the hell you call it and then goes home.. pulls out a shitty blanket and pillow and goes to sleep*
ok luv ya .. BYEEE!

luv u 2 sweetie!!

bbbbbbbuuuuurrrrrgggghhhhh!!!

*throws up all over st's car

ewwwie
ok bye bye

luv ya
ok see ya for real this time ...

bye-bye

*passes out*

Hey again!!!!!!! lol missed me?

*gets more drinks ready 4 some1 who might come in*

*still passed out*

*ly's motionless on floor*

awww u ok want some water?

walks in looks on the floor then walks out

hmmmmmmmmmm ok then

any1 here?

Hey where are the strippers??? http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/ermm.gif http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/glare.gif

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I have all this money and no one to spend it on.



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i know we need some strippers! any guys wanna b a stripper thats all we need are just strippers

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ok then

can I get some head too amy? I never got any from u

hot damn thats never worked b4!

hha have fun with my ex dude

!!!

yeah stef u can

Keep it clean guys.

yeah ok

walks in hello everyone

hey jugger, any1 want a drink? u want 1 jugger?

Say no more...

ok y u gonna b a stripper?

oooo k, we need strippers

nice and subtle...

rn't womens club about book discussion, dieting and yoga?

no! WE NEED SOME STRIPPERS any1 interested

dogbert...

lol dogbert u wanna b ''a stripper''?