Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

Gotta love the ugly guy....

who?

ohhhhh yea!! i luv fat bastard!

FAT BASTARD !!!!!

I LOVE HIS ACCENT but then again Im scottish

I LOVE HIS NECK IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A... am I aloud to say it???

Say it say it

Look @ my T-itties

HEHEHEHE I LOVE MY T-ITTIES!! whahaha that was a joke guys Im not all that hail over myself for real...

oh yeah, i'm dead sexy... i want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back... i've got bigger chunks of corn in my crap... but first things first, where's yer sh!tter, i got a turtle head poking out... oh, christ, i'm getting all emotional from it... bebeh, the other other white meat... GET IN MY BELLY!!!

don't worry about it... if i had t!ts, i'd probably lock myself in my own house and surround me with mirrors

fanny?

lmao

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER AND Kalantiaw dont over exagerate... : boobs are not all that good...

I know, im good

liv has a 44F chest.... sorry i was daydreaming there....

man, you need to relax... my goal was to make you feel better about yer-- ummmmmmm-- "twins" that's why i exaggerated... but it seems like i failed ... *bawls uncontorably*

you sure youre separating dreams from reality??

u tell me

more fat bastard lines...

i've got crap on deck that could choke a donkey... mr. english colonel telling me to loose weight, well listen up sonny jim, I ATE A BEBEH!!! i got yer mojo now, sonny jim... yu know what my favorite helen hunt movie is? TWISTER !!! sexy man sexy man, eating like a sexy man can ...

youre a fatbastard fanatic

he always has the most memorable lines..,

austin: did you soil yourself..?

fat bastard: maybe

FAT BASTARD ROCKS

he cracks me up

i love the guy...

more fat bastard lines...

oh christ, he's tiny... let me make you a deal, you keep your money, you keep your mojo, but i get the bebeh ... ooooooohhh, right in the mommy- daddy button ... frisky are we..?

you know all of this by heart

the only lines I know: Look @ my t-itties!!! Get in my belly!1

i watch the spy who shagged me all the time at work during the weekends... i work every other weekends, and on the weekends, nobody does anything... for 8 hours i have to sit there and watch the kids (i work at a mental hospital) do sh!t... and it's the funniest movie they have... hence the fat bastard lines...

doesn't it look like this floating red head is saying "moley moley moley moley moley" >>>

yeah ur right...kinda

Oh man, for months on end all the lads at school would go round to kids and teachers shouting MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY. It was a laugh at first but it soon wore off, thank God

*in a scottish accent*
"Would you like to touch my titties??"

I think hes so funny, Ugly, but funny

u miss that girl?? awwwww..........*hugs*

Theres a deleted scene from a/p 2 where he approaches young number 2 and says: "Your prettier than most girls ive shagged" Brilliant!