The G Club

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Syren
Welcome to the new premises of The Gentleman's Club.

We have had to move due to the fact that the old area in which we were based has fallen into ruin.

I have used the profit earned by my original line-up of dancers (very well done ladies) and this place is bigger, better and badder than ever!

OWNER
Syren

CO-OWNERS
BidMyBlood2Run
silver_tears

DANCERS
BidMyBlood2Run
silver_tears
Korri
Saucybird007
Greek_girl
bLooMiLiCioUs
Syren (of course)

BOUNCERS
yerssot (head bouncer)
LarryTheArch
The Force
Tired Hiker

BARTENDER
stinkfist462

Assuming everyone is happy with their allocated jobs, let's get this place running!!!

silver_tears
*sulks in* sad

nazgulinthedark
hello! eek!

Syren
*hugs ST*

what's up darlin? don't ya like the new look?

Syren
hey naz!

whaddaya think?

i've started a new thread coz the other one was gettin 2long, and ppl were just comin in & askin what the place was for, not botherin 2 read the 1st few pages!

silver_tears
Yes of course just having some computer probs so I have like 10 minutes tops online sad
And I miss the original sad

yerssot
headbouncer huh? I like smile

Syren
i know, but it was gettin 2 long.

also, gals stopped dancin, so guys stopped comin in!

all we have left are the regulars, and as much as i love em, they aren't enuff to fill a Superclub!!

laughing

yerssot
how much do you love them? wink

silver_tears
stick out tongue guess your right shifty

Syren
of course yerssot!!

your unwavering loyalty to me has given me very high regard for you.

and i also fancy the pants off ya!

silver_tears
eek! whoa laughing out loud

Syren
not as much as i love u darl!!!

yerssot
really? I like them better ... off.... shifty

Syren
course i'm right ST, i'm a businesswoman i am!!

silver_tears
haha syren your funny ! laughing out loud
and I think it's best I leave now wink later boys and girls angel
see you soons big grin

Syren
erm, u can take ur pants off if ya like, but i doubt that'll bring the male punters in! laughing

*walks over to shiny new bar and opens first bottle of alcohol, a cold bottle of Dom Perignon*

Syren
*sprays ST with champagne just b4 she leaves*

partyyyy!!!!

yerssot
no, I was thinking of another place for a minute big grin

silver_tears
*is wearing white* eek! you b!tch devil
wait till I come back shifty

Syren
*grabs two glasses, claps hands and a huge roaring fire rears up in a black grate against the wall*

come on yerss, letz warm the place up wink

Syren
wink at ST!

nice underwear hun, fantastic body too!!

yeah, i'll wait till you get back, bring it on bay!!

Syren
wink at ST!

nice underwear hun, fantastic body too!!

yeah, i'll wait till you get back, bring it on baby!!

Syren
um, i think i posted twice!

*shifty eyes at Dom Perignon, then at yerssot*

have u spiked my bubbly??

yerssot
well, I have to get off actually

but whatcha say we warm it up tomorrow?

Syren
*shrugs*

oh well, a little extra something to f**k up my head can't hurt!!

*necks half the bottle, spilling it down front of white corset*

oops!!

*giggles*

Syren
ok darl!

*hugs yerssot, gently pressing body up against his*

i g2g 2, but i will b bck!

*kisses softly*

BidMyBlood2Run
wow! a new look! I like very much yes

nazgulinthedark
thumb up its good smile yes

BidMyBlood2Run
do I get my own stage in this one too, maybe with a gothic theme? wink shifty

Dogbert
haha! a 13 year old is a bouncer? he will be as useful as a heart attack! big grin

nazgulinthedark
laughing out loud

LarryTheArch
How about the
PREDINATOR - me is the bouncer?

stinkfist462
Happy Dance oh yeahsa i the bartender Happy Dance

LarryTheArch
Ill be a MALE STRIPPER! not... remember that stinky?

stinkfist462
sick .. no and im glad ...

LarryTheArch
no in the gent's club... u yelled MALE STRIPPERS, and jugger laughed histeracally, and den mis deniro came in...

stinkfist462
... i think i was drunk that night ...

LarryTheArch
I think so too...

juggernaut26
hey a new gents club well then when do the dancers start dancing? and can i get a drink over here just a beer please

yerssot
next time we meet ... wink

Daedalus
*walks in and sits down at the table in the back in the dark corner

yerssot
*takes note of daedalus sitting there, puts on shades*

Fire
the point of this is totaly beyond me

yerssot
cause I look mean in shades roll eyes (sarcastic)

Syren
It's called Imagination, use it.

Fire
I ment the entire thread not your last post (90% of your posts have no point yers stick out tongue)

Daedalus
"Off Topic Forum".... there doesnt have to be any specific point. The point of this place, as Syren said, is where you use the imaginitive section of your brain, as opposed to your critical and logical side.

Syren
BID ----> BLACK STAGE LIT BY EERIE PALE GREEN AND SILVER LIGHT, WITH PURPLE VELVET DRAPES, HUGE FLAMING TORCHES IN BRACKETS AND CHAINS HANGING FROM CEILING STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD YOUR WEIGHT.

How does that sound honey?

All other dancers state your preference of how you want your stage decorated and I will provide.

Daedalus
Swish stick out tongue

Syren
Daedalus, you want a job?

I need an advertiser, tell ppl about the place in any way you choose, you need a decent grasp of vocab, a little imagination and the ability to convert ppl who don't like the place.

Your last post shows you may have what I'm looking for!!

Fire
they already have a section for that namely role play

I just dont see the point of making a second thread when the first one was still on the first page

Syren
"swish"!!!

i take it you approve of Bid's stage?

yerssot
only you on stage is missing now, syren wink

Syren
basically fire, i made this one becoz the other was too long.

new ppl were coming in, not bothering to read the intro even, and asking what the place was for.

they weren't around for like 450 pages, so missed out on everything we'd gotten up to, so i just wanted to re-open it so everyone could sort of do the same again, y'know?

Daedalus
Sounds cool stick out tongue

Fire, dammit boy, loosen up

Fire
and you expect this to work better than the other, by the time this has reached 3000 posts it will either be: the same as the other (just another OTF thread, ppl not caring what it originaly was for), or it'll have slipped to some page in the back scaresly brought back by some member longing for some sense of nostalgy

yerssot
than there will be a new one big grin

Fire
roll eyes (sarcastic) probably

Syren
quick desc of my stage........

imagine a huge cage, with spotlights strategically placed all over the floor, mirrors all along the back and a trapeze-like swing that rises and lowers in the middle.

i also have torch brackets, but Bid's stage is more gothic-erotica, whilst mine is more along the lines of slave labour!!

yerssot
now, whatcha waiting for wink

Syren
u got it yerssot!!

fire, would you like a drink darl?

Fire
*withholds comment*

Daedalus
Slave labour....nice stick out tongue

Syren
i can't start dancin yet, i still gotta erect the other stages when the gals tell me what they want.

Daedalus
"Erect" the other stages?

Syren
*walks over to Fire and stands before him, inclining head slightly and waiting for "withheld comment"*

Syren
oi! D, i gotta "put up" the other stages!

laughing

Fire
I think you can wait for that a long time

yerssot
I liked the other word better laughing out loud

Syren
i g2g, but when the other ladies come in, let 'em know that i want to know their preference on stage design, okie? get 'em to PM me or somethin.

yerssot, i know i can rely on u darl.

*kisses yerssot goodbye, hugs Daedalus and winks at Fire*

byeeee!!!

Syren
*shoots Fire a filthy look*

there's really no hope for you is there?

if you want to continue acting like an obnoxious *******, that's your problem.

yerssot
he always has been syren stick out tongue

Daedalus
See ya Syren *hugs back*

Fire
that aint true yerss stick out tongue

Personaly I don't see a need for hope on this matter, I just gave my opinion on things, I withheld that last comment because I think it was better not to say what I was thinking, and not replying to your question might have been insulting.

last but not least all you ppl do here is role play then why does this thread need to be here instead of the section where it belongs

Daedalus
Windows CEMENT an amalgamation of Windows CE, ME, and NT. Now THAT was random stick out tongue

yerssot
you just want them to ask about your witheld comment stick out tongue

Fire
yes it is, and that will happen a lot of the time. if you want a thread to remain on topic, and only want ppl in it who care about the topic dont make it in OTF

tho Daedalus I never heard of windows CE

what does the CE stand for?

Fire
not really, I want ppl to have a chance and fill in the blanks like a lil game stick out tongue

Daedalus
It was in the Sega Dreamcast

Daedalus
Console Edition or something

Fire
ooh another piece of crap I reckon, tho I think windows should actualy be more like brick, take on stone away and the thing falls apart

yerssot
problem is ... if you take a stone it already brakes a few times itself wink

Fire
true, altho sometimes you can take a stone (delete a few random system files) and not even note anything is wrong

saucybird007
eek! Great new place Syren!!
Looking good yourself sexy lady! wink

Fire
Syren I apologize, (NO NOONE MADE ME DO IT), if you want to make this thread and have fun with it, it's your choice-whatever I think about it has lil or nothing to do with it-. So I wont be asking anymore annoying questions, tho I still feel they were okie to ask. I'll prolly still come here to talk to ppl but I will not participate in any kind of semi-role play activities, cause I still feel does belong in the proper sections

LarryTheArch
Fire I think I will have to ask you to leave if Berate this club anymore

Fire
LTA as I said in my last post I will not play those role playing games, so you can ask me to leave all you want I still won't do it

LarryTheArch
this isnt a role playing game... if you don't like what gos on in here, then why do you consistantly enter theclubs and ANNOY the occupants?

Fire
it is a role playing game in every sence of the word. but leaving that besides the point. all I did was state my opinions and as I said in my last post I won't do it anymore cause ppl seem to dislike it if someone disagrees with their views

LarryTheArch
ppl dislike it when someone who has opinions against ah screw it.

Fire
hehe okie, so we cool?

LarryTheArch
yep yes

Fire
nice

stinkfist462
beer .... mornig beers tste like shit ! mad

LarryTheArch
well put stinky

yerssot
have another few to make sure of that wink

Korri
um hi messed

yerssot
hi korri

had to ask how you wanted your stage to look like

BidMyBlood2Run
eek! big grin

change the green lights to red and we have a deal big grin

The Force
hey that's tight, i'm a bouncer cool

Syren
U GOT OT BID!!

*changes green lights to red*

ok darl?

*leaves contract on bar for Bid to sign*

see you all later 2nite okie??

The Force
oops...

BidMyBlood2Run
Ok, I'll see you later syren smile

*sits at the bar with cocktail and reads over the contract*

The Force
*walks over and sits with bid, while she reads her contract*

juggernaut26
*walks in* well hello everyone!

BidMyBlood2Run
Hey Force baby! *glances to the door* Hey Juggernaut!

juggernaut26
hey bid gonna dance for us today?

BidMyBlood2Run
maybe *she bit the olive off of the toothpic and then held up her contract* I gotta brief through first *she winked* make sure Syren isn't ripping me off laughing out loud

juggernaut26
good thinkin ya never know though i think syrens too hot to rip anyone off.

BidMyBlood2Run
laughing out loud she's too much of a sweetie too

juggernaut26
yea so ya gonna dance.

The Force
sup babe, glad to see that your still in the business whistle

juggernaut26
i'm glad to see her you were gone for awhile weren't ya bid?

yerssot
practicing her dances perhaps wink

nazgulinthedark
hey everone

juggernaut26
hey naz sorry i had to shoot your horse in fightclub but that's the way it goes anyway i wonder why it's so slow tonight what about that dancing bid and syren and i havn't seen greek girl for awhile

stinkfist462
*walks in and sits in his chair behind the bar and rests his feet on the bar ... and pulls out a porn* " ahhh i'm back "

juggernaut26
well as long as you are back i've been wanting to know if i can be the assistant bartender i need training. only if it's ok with you and syren though

stinkfist462
yeah .. you got my help .. ok this is all you need to know ... beer is down there .. specialty drinks are behind you and the glasses are over there

juggernaut26
alright but i better get syrens ok before i start helping but she doesn't seem to be here nor any girls

stinkfist462
well i will teach ya while no one is looking .. i need to reture soon ...

juggernaut26
alright *makes stinkfist a martini* hows that?

stinkfist462
tastes like mines ... beer ... lets see how fast you get a beer down the line ... BARTENDER !! beer

Captain REX
Hey, how do I get a job here? wink

juggernaut26
*fills up a glass with beer and slides it down the bar to stinkfist*

stinkfist462
1.8 seconds ..... good .. nice ... serve me good man rex over there ... i am going to take a shat in the bathroom

juggernaut26
no prob what would ya like c. rex?

juggernaut26
i think captain rex left

stinkfist462
i think he left 2 ...

juggernaut26
so anything else?

yerssot
get him back than

Daedalus
*strolls in* 'ello everyone

sk8rpunkbarbie
hi syren can i have a job in here please the gentlemens clubs dead now a days coz you not there *hugs*

yerssot
that's cause the gentlemen's club is closed and this one is here

Daedalus
Awwww

LarryTheArch
alIM the uh... bouncer?

Daedalus
Wow, sure is busy in here ;p

stinkfist462
im the bartender ... same with the original g club and the next gen club big grin

silver_tears
hey guys *waves* big grin

Fire
hi silver

silver_tears
hello big grin its nice to be back happy
and hows everyone been?

Fire
I've been ok, but I had a lil bit of a discussion with syren and lta about this thread tho

silver_tears
laughing out loud hopefully you put LTA in his place wacko
Syren's cool though yes

and I read the past few pages laughing out loud omg

juggernaut26
*wakes up from cot in the back* hey everyone is syren here yet?

silver_tears
nope not stopped by yet happy

juggernaut26
you gonna dance? or can i get a lapdance?

yerssot
what? headbouncer isn't good enough for ya?

juggernaut26
who me? your the head bouncer yerss i'm the maybe assistant bartender i'm in training

yerssot
was refering to your post before that

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