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I got laid off from my job on Thursday.

Doesn't that suck ass? I don't know what I'm going to do.

well I`m sorry about that, just have to go look for another one now.

Yeah, but the job market is so shitty right now. . . at least it is here in the states.

I'm thinkin' I should devote my entire attention to school, but I still need some money, man! I'm not gonna work at McDonalds, for the love of God.

I just don't know what the hell to do. You guys are all my friends, what should I do?

Seriously, give me your honest opinions!

so you are still studying? then there is no real problem normally

clean peoples driveways for snow.

is it still snowing there?
Hey, didn't you said you lifed with your parents? Ask money from them!

Go work at McDonald's.

If you want a job, and the money, that bad then just do it.

To, I want a big mac and fries to go

Would you like a drink with that?

I see Ratcat is perfect for the job

sur ass hell aint want no Dr Pepper barfomania

I'm confused her, ... didn't To go to school like in he is still IN school can ask money from parents kinda thing?

I'm in the middle of my college courses. I'm not currently going to school, and I do live at home.

But I don't want to ask my parents for any money. Ah, to hell with it! I'll just go back to school. Working sucks!

wise choice

Yes, I am very wise.

if you were wise, you wouldn't left college

Ah, what do you know?

that college is important

Why did you get sacked Tomacco? Just out of curiosity of course!

Remind me; what is work again?

What you are supposed to be doing starting Monday!

You're so mean...

I know!

I could just pretend I was working and you'd never know.

You know that wouldn't work with me Michael! I would come and kick your butt! And you know I would!

Yeah, yeah (degenerates into incoherent mumbling)...

Well we know who wears the trousers in THAT relationship!

I know exactly what your going through, I got canned over the summer, and never bothered to search for another job. The job market was crappy over the summer and it's only gotten worse. Enroll in Spring classes, if it's not too late. Going to school is like working, so it's not like your a bum or anything if you dont have a job.

The job market in the US sucks a fat one right now! I'm just going to go back to school.

Edna, the reason I got laid off: I worked at a metal heat treating center. The economy is so bad right now, that no one sends us parts to heat treat. So I got laid off.

I'm pissed that I've been shuffled aside. But now that I think about it, I really feel sorry for the poor suckers that have worked there for years and years. These poor bastards don't have anywhere to go. I live at home, still. So I really have nothing to worry about.

Well you know what they say To...when a door closes a window opens...keep mubbling that to yourself...that's what I always do.

isn't that from "The sound of music"?

Yes Yerssot, whatever you say! (rolls eyes and beckons for the men in white coats)

He's already IN an asylum, you know...

We both wear trousers, Raz. We take it in turns to nag at each other.

But I nag more!

True. You also moan and complain more.

She is a woman she is born to do that

That's exactly what I keep telling him!

he`ll learn ....in time. Somepeople know how to read women right away some need to learn the hard way.

Telling me? Nagging at me, more like...

Well, all this sexual stereotpying is making me sick!

Oh he's definitly learning the hard way! Poor boy!

Don't you poor boy me, you big moaning moaner, you.

or in another word Ush, Women

I;d call her a moo, but she takes it as a compliment.

a moo as in what cows says

Yes, that's it. Silly moo, arch moo, uber-moo... she loves cows, so she doesn't mind.

Some of us work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week

Yup!

And some of us don't, UBH...

You;re a big moo, Edna. Big, big moo.

"counting all the cattle 1,2,3,4,5" -DAD

Because those of you still mooch off your parents!

Some of us don't actually have a choice, you know.

All the better reason for me to make fun of you.

It had better be funny...

I'm laughing, my dogs are laughing, heck it's a party up here!!

Well I'm not laughing so pack it in!

Thankyou... the Witch has spoken, folks.

I leave for 24 hours, and you guys start talking about cows.

Dim, I've herd things like "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

What I say is that "When life gives you lemons, huck the lemons back and add a few lemons of your own!"

Getting the sack could be a blessing in disguise To, get your lazy arse back to college and in a couple of years you'll have a qualification that will open new doors for you.

yeah the doors to the asylums.

I don't blame you for not wanting to work at McDonalds, To....I worked at a Hardee's when I was 16-17 and it was a grease pit.


Go work at Wendy's.

DON'T work at a theme park!

To could walk into a job at the fun fair..........the freak show!

Who wouldn't hire a giant sponge?

Well what can you do for entertainment besides lift your feet up and down real fast ?

the backdoor perhaps?

What backdoor ?

Like you don't know...

no defences there, we can sneak in

No one gets through the back door of the closet except me and queeq. We got our security system straight from ACME.

NO Gundy! That says ACNE! That isn't a security system. It's a big box of spot cream!

I told you we should have gotten the Imperial one.

Gundy I htink we ought to get you some glasses! Here try these on for size!

**passes gundy some comedy glasses**

Gundy, I could work somebody's gas and break pedals!

The rumors from the girls To is that you are kind of a brake pedal

I have to give the girls break pedals, because they all come on too strong!

girls maybe, women no

same thing, punk

no girls are what we call those under 15

I don't have the perverted mind that you do, finti

dont have to be perverted to draw a line between girls and women. Its perverted to think that it is perverted though

. . . .. . . . . . .................... . . you pervert

Easy you two, we've already got that Wacko Jacko thread going. We don't need another kiddy-fiddler thread thank you very much.

Sorry Finti, I wasn't really that mad.

My, I do get a lot unsolicited advice....

THose bastards!

wich advice?

Witch advice? Your best speaking to Edna I suppose....

no, thank you very much