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Ok, I just wanted to ask this
buckle up, people 'couse I'm going to ask something stupid (there is a surprise )
are you left- or righthanded?

right-handed

can you write with both hands?

no. not very good anyways.

I know someone who can write left AND right at the same time... I was wondering... can some of you do that?

lefthanded...no, I can't write with both...not well anyways.

good to hear that Dim, I'm also lefthanded...
and you know what? Bill Clinton is lefthanded

I think most of the American Presidents have been...atleast in recent times.

what about Bush jr? I thought he was righthanded? (well, I don't know actually, haven't seen him writing I think)

10% of the world population is left handed and 10% of the males in the world are color blind. Girls dont get color blind but they are the bearer of the gene. Monika`s dad is colorblind so if me and Monika were to have a boy there would be a great chance he would be colorblind cause of her bearing the gene.
By the way I am right handed

cool, I'm left-handed, and almost colorblind doesn't that makes me a tiny bit more special?

but enough offtopic, is some-else lefthanded? (There was a scientific experiment about that, but I can't remember the results)

Hmmm, explains a great many things....

Right Handed - Nope, can't write lefthanded.

PLEASE explain this one

Nope, but it does make you defective...

I'm right handed but my mum is ambidextrous!

I never use my hands. I use my feet!

I'm right handed too. But this 10% of the population doesn't make sense here, there are too many south paws. Raz shouldn't allow any more to join, they might take over the place. Aaaaahhh.

*Runs away screaming straight through a wall leaving a Mechmoggy shaped hole in it*

Another thread that just goes to show you can't ask a simple question of a SW fan.

I am right-handed, but I shoot pool with my left. I can write a little with my left hand but it looks like a doctor's prescription.

Hmmmm.........

I LET people do the stuff that require hands. And I can smack with both.

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/otn/love/malelovies.gif Come here, baby. I just put lotion all over my hands.

I'm left handed.

Well at least you can eat sausages with both hands.

with that pool stuff you said, that reminds me: when I use scissors I'm righthanded

A useful skill for a porno actres maybe....

My Gundy!!! All that and brains too!

I'm right-handed...

Congratulations.

What do I win?

A left hand.

A left hand


So shall it left-handed be written, so shall it be right-handed done

is that a riddle?

He's on original-streak tonight.

I'm getting out to night!
Ow yeah! Left hand, right hand, no problem I can use them both to hold my drink!
No need for riddles, only cwazy cwazy cwazy talk!!!
Aha aha! And what do you think of wacko me-oh? Dumb? D'euh! What do you expact? aaaah! my fingers are taking control!
*gets hamer*
*uses hamer to brake his fingers*
You know... this wasn't the smartest thing I've ever done...

Shall I make the call?

I think its too late!

Then what do you suggest? We can't leave him like that.

* gets the Viking battle axe*

My God, yerssot is starting to sound just like ToMacco !

Hmmm.....maybe that had something to do with switching their brains over the weekend.

Ha ha! My padawan is becoming a master!

Poor Yerss, it's probably all that Mr.Ed he's been eating.

Left handed people are more likely to die in the work place because everything is made for right handers.

So left handed people shouldn't need to work.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres Johny! I mean yerssot

who drives me cwazy? mememe!
wacko wacko freestyler

I second that! So lets not go to school

Yerssots been possesed by the ghost of Tupac.

It's not raining, halleluja! It's not raining, halleluja!

Praise me! I'm the lord! Worship me!

Tupac......are you there?

doG a ma I! em pihsrow

There will be no lording over chaos & mayhem. Its our asylum and we'll run it as we see unfit.

ha! Kiss me, I'm lefthanded!

No no, but I'll gladly punch you left handed.

With brass knuckles ?

In the groin?

So, that's how ya all treat lefties huh?

Sounds fair to me.

No, noo, noooo. No way.



Only when I'm sobre.

Just remember...I can punch back.

And I'll be standing right behind her........about 20 miles back.

That would still be too close, far too close...

come on Dim! Show them!

"Let's get it on!"

Tomacco you sound really threatening when you say that. Then I look at the pic of Homer and it changes.

I try to model myself after Homer. He has such a laid back attitude!

dumb, fat and bold

cleaver

thank you

Homer says: "Lisa, if you hate your job, you don't quit! You just go in everyday, and do it really half-assed!"

Oh, I'm living that advice at the moment for sure.

Fighting with Dimmy? Hmmmm, the word "mud" comes to mind.

They're Mud Wrestling with Dim....

Eugh.

Who said anything about wrestling?

I'd pay to see Dim mud wrestle.

That'll 50.000 pounds.

"If you should go skating,
On the thin ice of modern life,
Dragging behind you the silent reproach,
Of a million tear-stained eyes,
Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice,
Appears under your feet.
You slip out of your depth and out of your mind,
With your fear flowing out from behind,
You as you claw the ice." Pink Floyd

left or right handed?

Good question.

I take lefthanded for 500

You are the wekaest link. Goodbye.

Hah ! queeq said it ! *runs over to name that poster thread*

Hey! No fair!!!

Don't worry. That was a diversion.

I thought I remembered it from somewhere!

Too slow !!!!

LOSER !!!!!

And it was wrong

little question:

If you are lefthanded, is it difficult to get stuff you need?
(I mean, pens for lefties?)

'pens for lefties'? they don't have other pens just because they're left-handed!

sorry, that's a bit Dutch there

What I ment was: pencils (with ink) for lefthanded-people

ok
do they have special left-handed pencils??

I have ...

The structure is different, they say that if a lefty writes with a pencil for righthanded it will brake in a week or two...

hmm, didn't know that

ok do you have lefthanded bananas in Belgium too???

no

And that's not good because I can't get it decent in my mouth! I always aim for my eye, I guess

he he he growing into manhood Yers

It will be a hard life, one without my eyes, without bananas, without manhood.
It will be a hard life, but you will find out how long I life

ok time for bed Yers, you are mumbeling like you have been taking morphine

eating too much bananas, I guess

no no, lefthanded!

Southpaws tend to have shorter life spans because they're more accident prone...(little bit of trivia)

I hope I life long, so no more bananas for me!

Well they do make left-handed scissors.

I bet. A normal one would be so frustrating that they only use it to kill themselves. Hence Dim's shorter life span.

well, we life in a right-handed society, and we are being ignored!

Heck no. We bury you, don't we?

pff, yeah right!

Originally posted by yerssot
''pff, yeah right!'' - handed

That's a good one!

I'm wondering... if you hold your cigarret, is that left or righthanded?

wouldn't know, I don't smoke

That's something I know now

Well, I'm wondering because you need to use the lighter and then the sigarets

I can't believe this is still on topic....

and it's a serious question

i am your ednarak

hey! keep it on topic!

The Ednarak is an energy field created by all living things.

Come on! It was nicely on topic and now you guys are taking it offtopic! Not fair!

if you hold your cigarret, is that left or righthanded?

I don't know. I can Ednarak quite a bit.

how does THAT comply with smoking?

we put these ednaraks on usnha

Well yerss, I don't think it matters what hand you hold it in (and I don't smoke by the way, yeecccchhhh). Its when you put it up your nose thats its considered bad manners.

just remember to shake it , but not too fast and too long

It doesnt matter what hand you hold a cigarette in it depends what your most comfortable with.
why do you want to know?
bg holds a *** in her right hand and I dont really care what hand I hold my ciggy in.

actually i can use both im wonder woman!!

Well I tend not to hold **** at all so does that mean I am neither right nor left handed?

what I asked was: if you are righthanded do you hold your cigaret in your righthand or your lighter (obviously for lighting the ciggie)

Okay. Over here a *** is a gay guy.

Would someone please explain ?

in England it is a cigarette

Whoa.

You better watch your lighter, Gundy.

but is it in the left or the right hand?

I think she uses her feet for that.

practical... I think

Not really. But very sexy.

ow dear! That's going to be in the next wave ...
when will my next 30 seconds be???

You don't want to know.

left or right handed?

Your neither! *chops off yerssot' hands with a butchers cutlas* *laughs*

I don't think I would ask an american with a pack of cigarettes,
"Hey, can I bum a *** off of you ?"

Yes, I bet that's gonna hurt.

Actually *** is a derogatory term for a gay man. They prefer just "gay".

I knew that.... not out of my own experience of course.

nice "save"

Hardly. That's called control.

Can you give me an example of that?

Just look at me.

and where is the control part?

All over the place.

no, that's the computer keeping it all running

No, actually, that's the point. That's all me.

you certainly need to clean yourself up then!

Why?

It's working exactly as I have foreseen.

have you forseen me closing this topic???