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Has anybody been watching the World Darts Championship?

No cause darts are SO GOD DAMN BORING

Thank you Finti, I couldn't have said it better myself...

Then you're not watching the same Darts as me.

I dont watch boring stuff so I wouldnt know

You should give it a chance. You'll love it.

I hate to play dart so I sure as hell woldnt watch it on the tv

is it on eurosports?

Chanel boring

NO! curling every week, nothing beats it.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

It might be on Eurosport. It's on the BBC. I don't know if you get that.

no not I, but a friend of mine does.

I don't know if there are any Norwegians left in it. There is a Fin and a Swede so at least you'll have someone to boo.

yes

we boo the haggies

There is none of us left either.

I like to shoot darts, but I've never seen them on tv.

it's not that boring (well, if they play 301 it's finished in a few minutes)

My dad used to make us watch darts, but then he was an idiot anyway...

Too this day I still dont understand why so many bars allow patrons to play darts. The last thing you want to be doing while drunk is throwing sharp pointed objects at fast speeds

Darts on TV? First time I'm hearing of such a thing

Not as bad as the TV channel that is devoted entirely to Greyhound racing....

wow, now the tabletennis-channel and I'm moving to England

My ping pong sucks, but I'll whup your butt in Battleship any day.

The things people will watch on television.

KJ, your taste in music is sound but I'm seriously concerned with this darts mullarky.

"Mull of Kintyre oh mist rolling in from the sea
my desire, is always to be here, Oh Mull of Kintyre" WINGS

Ooooh, well shoe-horned in Finti.

I'm telling you watch it once and you'll be hooked.

It's a really exciting sport.

who invented it kj?

a scotsman who were to weak for archery

It's an old Viking mating ritual.

It's like pin the tale on the donkey.

How about bowling ?

I don't know it totally, it was I thought in ... crap, can't remember the name, it's the place where the movie Sissi was made... started with a B I think Beiern?

Huh ?

I know

*coughs*
bleurgh! How can people smoke this???

He means Bavaria.
So what did they use? Empty beer bottles and greasy meatballs?

I don't think you could hold onto a greasy meatball that big.

I can't imagine a meatball that big.

*leaves door wide open*

You can't imagine a Bavarian either.

But I can imagine Bavarian Creme Pie !!!!

*thinks*
*thinks*
*still thinks*
hmmm ... cream pie...

Bavarian Creme Pie. Food of the Gods !

Yeah, ... not bad...
Hey; I had fries today (the good one, from Belgium)

Yerss, I've come to the conclusion that you are totally hat-stand.

No, he's an umbrella stand.

And you would be sticking the umbrella where exactly?

bend over and I`ll show you

why doesn't that surprise me finti?

well, don't ask me but he learned to aim somewhere, some place

I don't know how to respond to that.

Do you throw the umbrella at Yerss from a set distance Finti because this means were still on topic here?

Damn, I'd hate to see someone get a bullseye

well, Ush is a bully, aim for his eye then

He's no bully, he possibly the most sensible man on the planet, ever.

is that a vote of confidence or is it a mock, Mech???

Probably both.

Throwing darts. Throwing umbrellas. Both pointed projectiles.

By God, we're still on topic !

Actually, you just brought it BACK on topic.

Impressive

More like...disappointing. I think she should assume full responsibility and apologise to Lord Chaos.

Why would she apologise to me?

Ooooooo...yerss has just dug a bottomless pit for himself with that one.

yeah and it is called Belgium

*looks around*
Where? Where???

You'll just have to wait until queeq shows up.

*rubs hands together* AAAAAEEXCELLENT.

playing it nicely offtopic

No, I think queeq will be using YOU as a crude dart when he finds out your stepping on his chaos overlord toes.

Mech is right yerss.....the last time someone tried to overthrow Lord chaos they ended up in the rancor pit.

THose were just the lucky ones.

The World Championship was one by an Australian called Tony David for anyone who's interested.

That's the Embassy I think you're referring to.

Yes it is.

I'm afraid they play it darts all year

Embassy is not the World Championships. Close, but not official.

Aaaaah there's nothing more sporty than seeing two fat drunk men through spikes at a coloured board.

They're not that drunk anymore these days. Not while playing that is.

then that must be paralympics dart

Err yes, I'd like to play in the paralympic darts please

What actually is your disability?

I'm tea-total.

So mech admits to drinking afternoon tea. How quaintly British.

Like a little brandy in that tea, mech ?

I doubt he uses a little.

Yes, I believe the proportions are 1 part tea to 6 parts brandy.

Heck no, he could hardly taste the brandy at those proportions.

Perhaps finti could consult the drinkbot for the correct proportions.....

makes another field goal, bye bye drinkbot