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you all know james bond...goldfinger the girl in that used to be a man well rumour has reached my ears that elizabeth in potc is a man, which can CLEARLY be proved by watching her previous film bend it like beckham

also about jack sparrow, he is all wiggly SO WHY IS HE LIKE THAT he suffered severe trauma thats why...he woke up one morn in tortu with jacks master....the look on his face when he sees him again passed out on a chair...the way he prods him....such love

and will turner is a total elf wannabe they even cast a look-a-like actor for the part...i mean come on

and that monkey is off ace ventura (with jum carey who happens to play barbosa)

ooooooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy..................

wait, sauron i dont get you...what are you talking about??

just tha elizabeth is actually a man called david beckham and that jack slept with fat swordsmith guy and that potc even cast a legolas look-a-like for the ratings war

um yea i bet he did,

erm yeh whatever.....

erm... that girl in goldfinger was a girl, not a guy, check your eyes, it's a legend that's very wrong

i always new elizabeth swann was a dude and johnny was a homosexual

this is a ****ing ****ed up topic... and yes, johnny is/was a ******

I'm sorry but . Seriously, what is the point to the topic? If you don't like POTC then what are you doing here? Johnny is not gay, Keira is not a man, and Orlando is a perfect Will Turner. Grow up!

here here!

I don't know I leave for two seconds and look what i miss!

ok for 1, no matter what u think he is, he is one of the best actors ever lived if not the best, if u think liz is a bloke, im weird about you, and yeh u need to grow up

oh my god people grow up! i cant believe how sad you guys are... whats the point of making up some shite rumours? it just proves that YOU are really jealous....

girls, it was probably just a dare!

im not jealous maybe the guy who dared me is jealous...not me

calm down if none of you can see this was a joke then seriously your over protective

its just that we are LOYAL fans!

yeah and thats cool its a great film but copuld you not tell it was a joke LOL

True. I also seem to recall that the film was supposed to be funny.

here here!!!!!!!!!!!!(about the Johnny D part)

yay I agree!!!!!!(about the Johnny D part)

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