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I think the matrx was a great film. One of the few bad bits is when the Merovingian gets the hobo off the street and makes him drive trains. Another one was that bit where Neo is running along that corridor, and Morpheous is just round the corner andthey knock into each other. I think it is too cheesy.

The bit where the Oracles is talking about cause and effect and then she says that Morpheous isn't really a man cos he's still a virgin, and he's like
"Don't go there girlfriend." And he clicks his fingers, and she's like
"Well screw you! I'm the feckin oracle!" and he''s like
"Whoah! Look at you sista!" and then they like eat some cookies. i didn't like it, I thought that the dialogue was too deep.

Then there's the scene where that little kid is bending spoons and Neo's like
"Yoink!" and he nicks it, but then the little kid takes out his legs and throws him out the window, and then turns all the other midgets in there with him into perfect clones, but then they go outside and the original and Neo have a DBZ type fight. Then Trinity kills the rest of them with a massive pole.

Yeah it's a kickass Quadrilogy.

TOO DEEP LMAO

Iam very lazy.. and its too large
I havent read what u put !

WTF Trickster?! very deep, indeed.

WHOA

You damn dirty LOTR fans!

Who the hell holds a "Tig party" online!?!? How the hell did you get 53 pages in 36 hours! What a waste of space you people are.

"Yay! Truth or dare!" I mean, honestly. Don't you people have anything better to do?!?

But yeah, hats off to you! You're a dumbass, but a funny dumbass!

hey that thread was highly enjoyable

and i may be a waste but im a very GRAND waste and proud of it

Yeah at least you didn't delete it like the celeb mods deleted my Orlando Bloom -Ugly as a Monkey thread!

Lol. You guys are crazy!

But very, very, very annoying.

Ya, but in LOTR, there was that one part where Legolas and Aragorn have gay sex together, and that girl sees and is like "Oh Hell No"!!!

yeah she said oh hell no then gimli popped up and was like oh hell yes

then frodo was raped by boromir but boromirs ex (the uruk hai) came and saw then shot him

LMAO

but hey...shut hapens

dont cheat on an orc

lesson of the day

get a freakin life, why do u come here now? too bored talkin bout some like 40 year old books? is elvish too hard for y'all to learn? at least our movies are in english...
n theres no freakin elves in our movies either.
or midget men w/big ass feet.
or orcs...
um...or dwarves.
i think the lord of the rings was cheesy...we all KNEW the ring was gonna get eaten by gollum, and then Sam n Frodo were gettin married.
oh yeah, n that bilbo guy? he needs to stop goin for the elf women, cuz hes plain ugly.
n wut about that gandalf character? why the hell does a powerful wizard as himself carry a FREAKIN STICK through the movies?
jus my opinion of LOTR of course...

whoah there mr. i canttakeajoke

now seriously everyone here seemed to realise this was a joke and took it in good humour...aliasneo and myself had a very nice sig convo too ice took the joke and started one of his own...also in good humour.....this thread and seeing the reaction to it has made me realise your all cool people

well nearly all i mean come on for one theing the books are over 40 years old...elvish is not too hard to learn actually

bilbo going for an elf...ern no bilbo was hardly in the story. and sorry but as much as you like to imagine it..sam and frodo werent gay....(What ya gonna do for night-time activities now eh?!? :mad

erm the stick was a staff...you know to help him DO magic...if neo is so all powerful why does he need a poll in reloaded to beat smiths


also you DO have an elf...hugo weaving....elrond

im sorry, but we all hate Matrix haters. i think u must have come off like a Matrix Hater

maybe u jus only take ur jokes as funny sauron...my opinion doesnt make u too happy cuz its knockin ur movie huh? maybe u should take a joke.

LOL, this is funny

if u can bash my movie n laugh at it, then u'd be hypocrytical if i cant make fun or urs.

that is a very good point

erm...im not bashing your movie..it was a dare, cant you read!?!

and also im no matrix hater i have the first two on dvd and im getting the third... plus was it even ME who started this...i think not if you look REALLY hard there realwolrddreams you will see i actually made fun of lotr and NOT the matrix in my posts......

jesus christ man..calm it

i dont recall directing anything at u specifically, i was simply stating my opinion of the LOTR...i didnt mention ur name till u mentioned me...
o, n if a LOTR person can do it, expect a matrix guy to come back...
unless u are really hypocrites, like so many pplz r...

im no hypocrite....i enjoy hearing people spoof lotr because its quite funny such as the totally obvious relationship between sam and frodo

i love lotr books and films but i also love seeing the spoofs

No, I see the point being made, Suaron; joking comments were made about the Matrix and you criticised those who took them seriously- but then took equally joking comments about LOTR seriously,. Charges of hypocrisy are bound to occur.

Anyway, I shall close this, as with the point made it will now only cause argument.