sauron
my favourite was the spy one
where he meets felicity and fat bastard.....but his wifes a fembot and the MoD knew all along
and they are fightoing in the sea and austin gets a laser that heats the ENTIRE ocean up 10 degrees and the bad guys are like WTF that didnt hurt...bnut then loads of roasted fish come u and the bad guys cant breath....but jaws come (the man, pretending to be the shark) and tips bond off his boat but bond uses his inflatable trousers as a safety device but he gets swept away to an island and meets a guy called sparrow and they escape on a trae boat...but they are trading the roasted fish, ILLEGALLY so bond sets off with his super duper x-ray specs (hughly undetectable http://www.avoice4us.com/images/x.jpg there they are there and started checking out this hot waitress who was really a man but he didnt know yet because the specs were off
but then when he gets her into bed its actually sharon osbourne and ozzy flies in because hes a vamp and bites of bonds head
where he meets felicity and fat bastard.....but his wifes a fembot and the MoD knew all along
and they are fightoing in the sea and austin gets a laser that heats the ENTIRE ocean up 10 degrees and the bad guys are like WTF that didnt hurt...bnut then loads of roasted fish come u and the bad guys cant breath....but jaws come (the man, pretending to be the shark) and tips bond off his boat but bond uses his inflatable trousers as a safety device but he gets swept away to an island and meets a guy called sparrow and they escape on a trae boat...but they are trading the roasted fish, ILLEGALLY so bond sets off with his super duper x-ray specs (hughly undetectable http://www.avoice4us.com/images/x.jpg there they are there and started checking out this hot waitress who was really a man but he didnt know yet because the specs were off
but then when he gets her into bed its actually sharon osbourne and ozzy flies in because hes a vamp and bites of bonds head
There are some other threads in HP and the Matrix etc...