Sandwiches!
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jacksparrow22
sandwiches are so great! omg! and so is the sandwich lord! *bows down and kisses sandwich lord's feet*
Michael Myers 1
pepper turkey sandwhich or bolonga and mayo http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/drool.gif
Rebel Racer
McAllisters club
Dogbert
haha, now i think i know where these thead ideas come from..
burlyman
Thread Thought Co.'s Think Tank
lil bitchiness
HELLO! SANDWICH LORD IS IN THE HOUSE!!
BOW BEFORE ME MORTALS!! SENDWICH EATERS!!
silver_tears
*eats sandwich and bows*
lil bitchiness
yes..my most loyal sandwich eaters! I love you all
silver_tears
mmmmmm sanwilicious
jacksparrow22
sanwilicious
*bows* we are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
Rebel Racer
what the phuck does this have to do with food?
lil bitchiness
WTF?!
Uuum...its a sandwich..you eat it...its a food...i am the sandwich lord!! Would you like a diagram of what ive just said?
Rebel Racer
no, i mean wtf is all this *bowing* and shit for?
lil bitchiness
Because im a sandwich lord!! And they bow to the sandwich lord!
Rebel Racer
ooooooooooooooooooooooooookay............. nvm
LanceWindu
Grilled Cheese Sandwhich!!!
Turkey and Mustard!!!
Ham and Cheese!!!
BLT!!!
jacksparrow22
rebel racer go suck a moose
gabimr2
sandwilicciuuss? hahahahahaha
good onee ST!
sandwiiches with turkeeeeeey
§pearhead
theres a town in my state called sandwich...
stinkfist462
lol.. there is a town called gaylord in my state
silver_tears
*homer voice* mmmmmmmm sandwilicious http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/love-sign.gif
gabimr2
hahahahaahhahaa
!!
stinkfist462
hmmm beer.. lol
sandwiches ruke
gabimr2
spearhaed is.. afraid of uss! hahaha *hugs*
stinkfist462
i meant rule not ruke
§pearhead
im sooooo confused...
stinkfist462
lol.. im soo lost and confused
lil bitchiness
May i add that i inspiered this thread today on MSN because i was acting like a SANDWICH LORD! which i am anyway, but you know...
gabimr2
u welcomee sP
§pearhead
whats ur name? obviously not "sandwich lord"
stinkfist462
lol... sandwhich lord... pff... wait til you meet me
lil bitchiness
I AM SANDWICH LORD, OBAY ME MORTAL!! YOU MAY LAUGH AT THE SANDWICH NOW, BUT SOON THE SANDWICH WILL LAUGH AT YOU!
j/k
My real name? Its Milla!
§pearhead
i wasnt askin that...usually have gods have a name (ie, posidien, zeus, etc)
stinkfist462
well
sandwhicheon
lol
lil bitchiness
Im sandwich Lord!! I am so great i dont need a name!! My name must not be spoken! Because of my greatness and my power ok?!
DONT ANGER THE SANDWICH LORD!!
stinkfist462
well your angered right now .. right ?
lil bitchiness
Ummm..Spearhead, go be an arse somewhere else!
Sandwich Lord likes not!
§pearhead
what'd i do?
gabimr2
hahahaha LORD OF THE SANDWICH!
stinkfist462
.. uhh never thought a girl would be a sndwhich lord
silver_tears
*bites sanwich* http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/love-sign.gif
lil bitchiness
Better believe it Stinky pants!!
Sandwich Lord is going staright to the top!!
stinkfist462
*takes bigger bite out of sandwhich*
lil bitchiness
awwwwwwww
gabimr2
ahahahaahaha
qe wasonaa!
stinkfist462
yo soy loco
silver_tears
I love that smily
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/party1.gif
this oen too and sooooo many others
§pearhead
me too stink...me too
stinkfist462
yo soy muy feo y loco quesidillas taco bell
gabimr2
hahahahaha
tacoooo
§pearhead
erm...stink, what does being ugly have to do w/ nething?
stinkfist462
ugly = me
loco idioto = SH
gabimr2
you're not ugly!
§pearhead
i agree with the loco part
stinkfist462
how would you know ?
you havent seen me yet ...
stinkfist462
idiota .. whatever !! lol.. im learning slowly .. jus like my brain is devoloping ..
slowly
lil bitchiness
hey hey....sandwiches people...contrencate!!
SANDWICHES
stinkfist462
my personality is ok .. but i do have my good and bad times...
and my looks
§pearhead
lil, its the otf. this stuff happens
gabimr2
hahahahaha sandwiches for everyonee?
§pearhead
sure what the hell...
gabimr2
!!! thankss milaa!
stinkfist462
THANKS MILLA !!
§pearhead
woo sandwiches
stinkfist462
*eats two before anyone else even grabs one *
gabimr2
haha *take the rest*
lil bitchiness
SANDWICES FOR ALL
stinkfist462
MILLA RULES !
silver_tears
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sanwilicious http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/love-sign.gif
lil bitchiness
Thank you, thank you!!
The sandwich Lord is pleased with you all!!
stinkfist462
..
ALL HAIL MILLA
Storm
a martino sandwich or a greek one http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/drool.gif
silver_tears
sandwich
Matrix_man
i like samichez...
silver_tears
well arent you chatty today
§pearhead
its too early to be chatty
silver_tears
its 11 10 here and I'm chatty
silver_tears
*hits SH with wand* now be happy
§pearhead
sil its 11:10 here as well...its still early
BarmyBrummie
Mmmm, turkey, lettuce, cucumber and cress sarnies!!! YUM!!!
silver_tears
early is 8...the attrocious time I gotta be up for school
§pearhead
you have to get up at eight? *grumbles* i need to be out of the house at 6:40.
silver_tears
the attrocity
NyC-gUrL
what would you guys do if I said I hate sandwhiches
gabimr2
kill you?
NyC-gUrL
I LOVE SANDWICHES
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/pray.gifALL HAIL THE SANDWICHLORD http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/pray.gif
silver_tears
kill you sounds good to me
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/evillol.gif
*just clarifying thats an evil laugh
NyC-gUrL
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/pray.gif sandwicheshttp://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/pray.gif
gabimr2
but u have to apologize with the sandwich
silver_tears
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/yeah.gif
mmmmmmmmm sanwilicious
NyC-gUrL
I'm sorry oh mighty sandwichlord http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/pray.gif
*eats sandwich*http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/eat.gif
lil bitchiness
SANDWICH LORD IS IN THE HOUSE!
SANDWICHES FOR EVERYONE...WHO OBAYES THE SANDWOCI LORD, AND FOLLOWS THE WAY OF THE SANDWICH!
NyC-gUrL
I will oh great one http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/pray.gif
silver_tears
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/happycry.gif *tears of joy* oh mighty sandwich lord how I luv thee
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/iloveyou-sign.gif
gabimr2
hahahahahahahahahaha
!!
--st sorry
yerssot
darn, hungry
silver_tears
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/frustrated.gif
gaabii
don't make me smack you
gabimr2
haahha okey
I am not going to put that face
I promisse
ops
silver_tears
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/diaper.gif
aha kiss it
gabimr2
hahahaahaha!!!!
*hugs*
boogie
Hola! can I get an el sandwicho?
by the way, id bow to sandwich lord, but my backs..uh..temporarily un-bowable..lets put it that way
silver_tears
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/party1.gif partaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!
silver_tears
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/sorry.gif im sowwy for your pain
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/cry.gif
boogie
it's ok, dont feel bad..its getting better....a sandwich would sure help
silver_tears
*bites sandmich* get your own
boogie
*psst* am i allowed to sneak in pizza? http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/pizza.gif
silver_tears
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/caffee.gif
I doubt the sandwich lord would show you mercy then
lil bitchiness
SANDWICH LORD SAYS YOU CAN HAVE FREE SANDWICHES!!
FOLLOW THE WAY OF THE SANDWICH!!!
silver_tears
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/heartbreaker.gif <--------- look what you did tsk tsk
yerssot
*drools by hearing the word pizza*
yerssot
erm... no?
boogie
I'm sorry..
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/flowers.gif
lil bitchiness
sandwich Lord is sold with that cute display!! I love that smiley
You're forgiven!!
boogie
Gracias!!
Now where did I put my sandwich...
gabimr2
haha that sounds like the dialogue of memento
silver_tears
That smily is adorable
lil bitchiness
Well...boogie, if you've lost your sandwich,
i can always replace it with another one...i am after all...a sandwich lord!
boogie
Oh, thats right huh...
Hmmm...I like Subways BMT
... can you get those?
silver_tears
I want a sandmich and a flower
lil bitchiness
Well duh! AS a sandwich lord i can get any sandwiches..even the sub way rip off ones that are so expencive!!
lil bitchiness
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/msn-rose.gif http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/iloveyou-sign.gif
and i'll make your sandwich appear...like by magic http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/dust.gif
silver_tears
Ill be back later with my reply
jacksparrow22
sandwiches!
silver_tears
The Life of a Sanmich
To me, the best part of the sandwich is the meat.
Sandwich is enough to give me the Willie's
Sand Witch...get it?
Funny, Willy never opened a sandwich shop
or maybe Willy Nelson did, I don't know,
come to think of it, there has to be a Willy's sandwich shop somewhere,
there must be. But I was thinking of Willy Mclay, I know he never opened
a sandwich shop, at least not yet.
The meat can be anything from Spam to Steak,
it is the center of the meal, waiting to be devoured.
Some dead beast, pickled or raw has laid down their life
between two crusts, no matter how soft, pretty, or hard.
Lettuce, tomatoes, the toppings go on and on
but it is the meat that is at the center of a truly great sandwich.
Peanut butter? Okay, you got me but butter don't count,
there is no death or life in peanut butter or jelly, they have no blood,
no eyes that have seen. I am a bloody mess with no green and this is my prayer...
God help the vegetarians, who on this reflection, don't understand
what a sandwich is all about.
And God, help me to keep the chicken out.
lil bitchiness
SANDWICH LORD IS AMUSED!!
silver_tears
A tribute to our Sanmich Lord
http://www.whitbyonline.co.uk/business/singles/platters/sandwich.jpg
But, soft! what light through yonder kitchen window breaks?
It is the east, and sandmiches are the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the pizzas,
Who are already sickening in comparison,
That thou their pickles art far more fair than them:
Be not their pickles, since they are envious;
It's lettuce livery is but fresh and green
And none but fools do hate it; cast it off.
It is my sanmich, O, it is my love!
silver_tears
shut it
you should actually read it
lil bitchiness
OMG !!!
SANDWICH LORD IS BEYOND HAPPY!!
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