Syren
YOU GUYS, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO CAN'T BE ARSED TO GO READ JACKSPARROW'S BIOGRAPHY, HERE YA GO..... (HOPE YA DON'T MIND JACK!!) IT IS FREAKIN FANTASTIC!!!!!
The Virginia Chronicles as told by the moose who stole my identity but was a spectator so the information is entirely correct. he just left out the part about the avocados.
So then I said to the mongoose, Hey mongoose, wutchoo lookin' at. And hez just like grrrrrrr...and hez starin' at me with taht evil eyebrow look of his...you know how mongooses are. And im like HEY, answer me. and he just keeps lookin at me, so i shoot him, you would to. But then I notice the mailbox. oh...the mailbox. Hez lookin at me with teh evil one eyebrowed U.S. Mail look. You know how mailboxz are. And I'm like yo @#$%! sup? Wut wrong witchoo. so wut if i shot the mongoose. and he DARES not to answer me after all this time. So finally im like ok dont make me bust a cap on y'all! but then he just keeps staring and pointing with that annoying little flag thing of his. so im like it isn't polite to point! and then i shot him but the bullet bounced off the metal mailbox (or he might have thrown it at me, he seemed quite rude) and kills me. So i am dead, rite? and im lookin at the dirt. and the dirt is like grrrr...with that evil one-eyebrowed Hey i have more bacteria in me than yo mama. i dont like it when dirt does this because dirt isnt supposed to do this. so i shoot it and then the dirt is just sittin there like wait a second, did that dead girl just shoot me? dead girls arent supposed to shoot dirt. so it shoots me, and then im dead, rite? and im lookin at the dirt. and the dirt is just starin' at me like grrrr...with that one-eyebrowed i have more bacteria than yo mama look, u know how dirt is. so dirt isnt supposed to do this so i shoot it, not a crime, i cant be hung over it, im already dead. so then the dirt is like, wait a second, did that dead girl just shoot me? because dead girls arent supposed to be able to shoot me. so it shoots me and then im dead, rite? and im lookin at the dirt...
I love you all. To all my adoring fans and stalkers, STOP CALLING ME. Damnit being famous sucks.
The Virginia Chronicles as told by the moose who stole my identity but was a spectator so the information is entirely correct. he just left out the part about the avocados.
So then I said to the mongoose, Hey mongoose, wutchoo lookin' at. And hez just like grrrrrrr...and hez starin' at me with taht evil eyebrow look of his...you know how mongooses are. And im like HEY, answer me. and he just keeps lookin at me, so i shoot him, you would to. But then I notice the mailbox. oh...the mailbox. Hez lookin at me with teh evil one eyebrowed U.S. Mail look. You know how mailboxz are. And I'm like yo @#$%! sup? Wut wrong witchoo. so wut if i shot the mongoose. and he DARES not to answer me after all this time. So finally im like ok dont make me bust a cap on y'all! but then he just keeps staring and pointing with that annoying little flag thing of his. so im like it isn't polite to point! and then i shot him but the bullet bounced off the metal mailbox (or he might have thrown it at me, he seemed quite rude) and kills me. So i am dead, rite? and im lookin at the dirt. and the dirt is like grrrr...with that evil one-eyebrowed Hey i have more bacteria in me than yo mama. i dont like it when dirt does this because dirt isnt supposed to do this. so i shoot it and then the dirt is just sittin there like wait a second, did that dead girl just shoot me? dead girls arent supposed to shoot dirt. so it shoots me, and then im dead, rite? and im lookin at the dirt. and the dirt is just starin' at me like grrrr...with that one-eyebrowed i have more bacteria than yo mama look, u know how dirt is. so dirt isnt supposed to do this so i shoot it, not a crime, i cant be hung over it, im already dead. so then the dirt is like, wait a second, did that dead girl just shoot me? because dead girls arent supposed to be able to shoot me. so it shoots me and then im dead, rite? and im lookin at the dirt...
I love you all. To all my adoring fans and stalkers, STOP CALLING ME. Damnit being famous sucks.
its brill 
Aw man - that's great...
and thanks for liking my biography so much everyone...we all know how that really is my life 
even if it is all screwed up 
its not screwed up....its just...erm...different 
