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Ok, this is bound to get people reaching for their barf bags but there are only 5 weeks to go, what are going to get the one you love.

All sad, little, single people need not reply...

I'm thinking me in my birthday suit with a rose between my teeth.

glad you said between your teeth

Paints a lovely picture doesn't it?

no it doesent

Well, thanks for that image Mech. Moving right along.

I think I'll be doing the dozen red roses thing again this year, it got such a good reception last year. A romantic meal somewhere nice and then we'll see what else.

When you have kids a romantic meal for 2 at home just isn't possible.

and I belived it wasnt possible at all.
Like last year, not gonna celebrate no Valentine
barf bag day.

Yeah, well the ends justify the means...

ehh NO

We're going to try to get away somewhere up the coast for the weekend...maybe camping or some little beachfront town... but that's if we have money.

Guess I'll be home doing the usual.

the dishes...?

Well, atleast you'll be home with her, queeq...plus you practially have beachfront property as it is.. Can't get better than that.

A bit cold for swimming this time of year, though.

Yeah if you are a wus that is

Same here...swimming isn't the point dear...

you know how the cold water threats your..... queeq no fun after then

We're talking Valentines day, not weekend trips.

we should have a day that is opposite to what valentines day stands for.

Hmmm, a 'Snub your Spouse' day.

No thanks.

doesnt have to be your spouse.
Just a "I cant stand your face day".

Well, this weekend trip IS my Valentine's day..thank you very much.

Silly me, and I thought Valentines day was on a Thursday this year.

Anyhoo, if we're talking weekends away then we're probably going to Paris in March or April.

It's still far away!

I joined these forums (properly, anyway) on Valentine's day last year.

Hmm. I'll have to think about what I'll be doing... of course, there is a good chance that anyone I might theoretically want to spend Valentine's with might really hate that sort of thing.

Err, I hasten to add, it's not the staying with me that any theoretical person might not like... I hope.

I feel a historical reply coming up!
...
no, just gas




Valentine is spending time with your loved ones, that is your girl/boyfriend, but also good friends, family etc. (in some cases dogs, like labradors )
Anyway... I had a poem about Valentine, made by myself, but I lost it, well, no much details, but I guess it's somewhere in Holland now...
getting sentimental now

time to go nutta again then!

*uses head to play bongo*
Come on all! Join the bongo play!

He means Edna! He means Edna!

My valentine's day will be decided by the fates of the cosmos.

Which mean ME!

staying humble as always

Actually, I WAS being humble.

like I said: staying humble as always

You catch on pretty quick.

Mr. Cosmos, sounds like a WWF Wrestler.

What? What did I caught?

*giant basketball hits in the head*
Nothing I guess

So RC, you want us to picture queeq in a spandex thong wrestling thingie with "Mr. Cosmos" printed on the back in sparkly letters and a headband with little planets hanging off of it that swing around ?

how about no please

I'm gonna go shopping the day after Valentines, buy all those cheesy heart shaped choclates, 75% off, and give it to some unsuspecting bimbo next year

romantic isn't it?

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't give queeq these ideas.....

wainting a whole year? just eat them now!

Jealous that your not the unsuspecting bimbo, yerssot?

I already have someone, thank you very much

Well as most of you already know, I HATE valentines day. All that romantic mamby pamby makes me want to hurl! All cringe making stuff. Plus I always feel really uncomfortable if anyone gives me anything. You hear that Ush? You so much as send me a card and you will die a very painful death indeed! I don't do valentines day!

I smell a future "name that poster" quote.....

Tex, you can't save the chocolates that long. The damn bimbo will break a tooth on them. They'll be like little brown rocks.

I'd prefer it if you didn't bring up such dodgy images in public...

So she'll have one more missing tooth, she can add it to her collection

You looking for a sexy Bimbo or the Hunchback?

Hmmmmm, I didn't even consider a threesome, thanks for the tip RC. A sexy Bimbo and a Hunchback, should make for an interesting Valentines Day, or should I say night?!?!

Hmmm thanks for the pleasant image RC! No must get it out of my head! Don't have room for useless images. Must conserve space for exam knowledge!

See? Told you guys, back on page two. Theoretically, anyway.

yes well don't even think about it ok? Not even mint crisp or anything like that! No! It's naughty!

Ok, ok!

(Makes secret plans)

Dont evn thnk about it! That's naughty too!

But you don't know about them. They are secret.

And what if you LIKE naughty?

I DON@T like silly! I'll slap you silly if youeven attempt anything even slightly romantic!

As if any of my secret plans would be romantic in any way!

Ah well you never know wit you. Mind you i suppose romantic isn't too bad. Just not cringemaking. There is a veryfine differenece!

I think I know you well enough now. Rest assured any secret plan you meet your needs.

Not that there is one, and of course any association between myself and Edna is purely technical. And so on. Happy?

Well don't thin for a minute you wil be getting so much as a card from me. Like i said, I don't do valentines!

Well understood!

Elle, it makes me almost want to send you a card just to see if you carry though with your threats!

Join the club babe.

Whoever said you were a trouble maker eh?

As I said before, its fun to be the bad one.

Right Dim ?

Hunny, you bad enough for me. (and I got the photo's to prove it!!!)

What are you tryiing to talk with a southern drawl ther RC

He wants to be a southern belle like me!

A southern transvestite like you you mean!

A southern belle is a woman, Tex.

I think.

Well he is does shave his legs after all! The proof is mounting!

The southern belle thingy was an inside Finti joke. I dont shave my legs, but if you want, I can give you and Edna some tips on how to remove some of that grizzly bear fur on your legs

I don't see how that's an insult to me.

Edna, are you gonna take that crap from this punk?

No I think my fluffy trousers are rather stylish myself! And of course they keep my silky smooth legs nice and cosy!

Tips, not crap

huh? I think all that sand in Texas is going to your head.

Hmmm Edna, tell me more about your nice silky smooth legs.

you pervert!

Sorry, I'll try to barf some place else, next time

In the toilet

I was more thinking about your head, To

Good thing I'm a sponge. I'll soak it up, and squeeze it over your head, yers!

Hmm, conversation about Edna's legs... best stay out of this one.

yup, like I said...

*barf on To's head*

So what's going on here? Is Edna a sexy lady?

She's lovely.

Hmm, I better get my game face on, then!

the stupid one or the rediculous one?

At least I have a face. You're too afraid to show yours.

well, can't get any worse after seeing yours!

ah come on. Everyone likes Spongebob Squarepants!

yeah, but not you!

You just leave Edna alone, she's Ush's main squeeze! Belive me, I learned the hard way.

Everyone loves Sponge Bob Squarepants, yerssott!!!!

In a 'not being her main squeeze' way, of course.

It was actually Phinney who kept yelling at you that we were in love, if you remember, Tex!

Yes, and whens the last time anyones heard from him? You got rid of him didn't you?!?!
Be carefull ToMacco!! Ush is a madman when it comes to his gal pal!

Well, I can show you where he went if you want...

Ummm, do you hear that? Ahhhh, I think I hear my mom calling me, Yeah. I gotta gooooooooooooo!!!!! *runs away*

*ToMacco steps up* I back down from no one! *puts hand on lightsabre* Now let me get you something.

*takes ToMacco's plastic lightsabre*
take it easy and back ontopic

Fine, Valentines day is close.

And yerssot is a damn moron

less then 5 weeks I take

and britney and justin are getting married on valentines day. yippeeeeee

Hope someone poison the wedding cake

The fact that you klnow that is sad enough....

now you hurt my feelings

you can't get away from the story when all the newspapers write about it.
* tears down all posters of britney over the bed*

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and britney and justin are getting married on valentines day. yippeeeeee




Someone please videotape the wedding night and place it on the internett

Hmmm, Britney and Justin playing Snakes and Ladders, no thanks.

Yeah, I think we've already seen enough of Brit and Justin..

I always thought Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum used to be a cute couple.

*hugs spongebob squarepants*

Cute? More like the odd couple.

I DID mean the board game you know...

Of course you did.

Well either way not very interesting.

Maybe I should close this then.

I beat you to it.

BWHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA.....

Oh, you think YOU'RE so smart huh?