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I ma the new sherrif, i will up-hold the law and keep everyone in check, i am Head of Security at the bar but deciding to go GLOBAL, I will chew you up and spit you out if you cross the line, the mods are too busy, IM TAKIN OVER BABY!!!!

Viva Phinney! Down with the Mods!

I crown you Deputy Lance,

I feel like taking my siggy, and adding a badge to it.

DO IT!! I'll add only one more deputy and than my drriver (2 more ppl) may bkk wants ot be my driver and go parking??

Your gun sir Phineas...

I need a good pic of a badge to apply to the sig.

Google it!

Too lazy right now...maybe later.

i'll det you once from the NYPD homepage, hold on CAP REx is my new other deputy, all I need now is a driver

Ok, that'll work, but then I'll add it later on during slow times.

BKK can be the driver...

*holds out skimpy uniform consisting of pink bikini top, thong, and short skirt*

didn't work, just go to www.nyc.gov/nypd (then click museum on lower left of homepagre, then click tour on top of museum, than scroll down to "NYPD SHIELDS"

Too lazy...

yeah lets get BKK, she can drive my stick shift???? I ride in a limo so you all ride with me Deputys REx and LANCE (this thing is going to stick too, im serious, we can all be known as the police

lol!! Im the driver of the get away car?

Yep!

*holds out a dildo instead of a gun, then grabs M16*

NO we are teh police (IM THE SHERRIF!) and your mine and my deputys (lance, Rex) driver, and you also entertain us (i ride in limo)

So you are the driver/entertainer/pornstar in our limo.

I'll be the Deputy Gon Nutzo, and Deputy Lance in Yo Pants!

haha i dont do entertainment,just shooting stuff up!

I went back to the Attack of the Clones sig, with a new badge.

AWSOME SIG LANCE!! you should start given out breah-a-lizer test's that would rule....

You'd be the first to fail, right?

not necassarley ok yeah.......starts backing up, RUNS LIKE HELL

hey I didnt see this till now! *spanks rex* give me my gun you

I thought you were going to bed...

I was..I am haha! i said that 2 hours ago too! lol!

I'm still gonna be awake for 4 more hours...all alone...

oh man..thats gonna be ruff!

Well...Chanel will cut in in about 1-2 hours, so that's what I am staying awake for.

KMC dosent let me sleep to much, this blows cuase i got a friggin college tour tamorow(art college)

*sneaks in, vandalizes thread and sneaks out*

please, people we should respect this thread a bit, hopefully phinney will get back on regulary!

Yers are you sucking up to teh big sherrif? ME!!! Ok deputy rex, lance, and bkk lets start takin over

hmmm...

Oh yeah well I'm the DARK LORD OF THE SITH!!!! *obliterates all that stands before him with force lightning*

hmmm ?

?

I'm the dark lord of the Sith

cool but im the sherrif

???????????

lol Im the sheriff

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/shocking.gif we' re getting checked http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/lookaround.gif
run for your lives
*runs away*

*drops pants* LOOK OVER HERE! *moons everone*

Pulls. out .44 magnum, BANG!!!!!!

*whimpers* YOU SHOT ME IN THE ASS! *jumps phinney6* CMERE!

hey hey hey, im a long-tiem member junior so sit down and SHUT UP!! Before I blow another hole in your ass

woah, wtf, ur shooting ppl in the ass? Charming.....

oh boy, I need my armor again

oh...u've got a kevlar butt-guard ?

lol!

who made u sheriff n e way?

I DID, I've been around since 2000 (before KMC) I'm a veteren, it holds special power..lol jk

ah, the ol self-proclaimed schpeal

I guess

i want to be a sheriff too!

im the village idiot

well dogbert you cna be my deputy, I already have some of em, lance and Rex, and my driver bkk

are there n e other openings?

yeah, theres the guy who sits around and eats donuts

um, this topic is so........ya. Korri loves, and i mean loves Keanu Reeves and yes, she may be insane over him, but everything else, well. Insane is such a small word
JK Korri

whoops
- everything i just said

haha! loser

LOL um you could be the weapons expert who uses teh biggest and best guns and does alll the dirty work, basically me, lance, and rex's lacky who does what we say and blows shit up

me? or d-bert? cuz i wanna be something!

D-bert! Um Spearhead, you can be my bodyguard!

So as of now

Me- Sherrif
Rex-Deputy
Lance-Deputy
D-bert-Orderly/lacky
spearhead-bodyguard
Bkk-Driver

i can do that

Do I get to carry around an Uzi?

I want to be a cool Deputy.

yes i am the deputy's bi*ch!

yes you all get uzis or glocks (or both) And I get a glock since im sherrif and dont need uzi, but you all get uzis AND glocks (you gotta have a back-up waepon, in this case it'll be the glock)

Deputy Lance in Yo Pants, prepare to take over...

*readies the minigun as BKK drives the Phin-mobile down the street*

LOL while I sit in the back of the phin-mobile (a stretched hummer in camo colors) with my orderly (d-bert) and my bodyguard (spearhead) in a camo jeep following behind , Rex is in back of the phin-mobile through the sun-roof with the mini-gun and lance is in the front with an uzi! Bkk drives

Phinmobile- Stretched camo hummer, me, lance, bkk, and rex ride in this

jeepmobile-camo jeep, spearhead and d-bert (driver)

yup! i got my badge!

BTw i love your sig, i love new york, and I want to be NYPD commissioner someday (he is ray Kelly right now, i e-mail him everynow and then)

NYPD comissioner, huh? that wuld be sik!

Its powerful the NYPD is so large that they need a commissioner to control it and a bunch of deputy commissioners, the chief only controls the cops, the commissioner controls EVERYTHING police related, lol I love how you put "orderly" on it and yes you get a 9mm uzi and glock too!

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/gunsmilie.gif

damn straight orderly d-bert

hey can i be one of those pencil pushers who wanna see what real cops do but when they do they panick?

you can ride in the jeep as my spokesperson! You dont get uzi but a glock you do, VENOM IS NEW SPOKESPERSON

SWEET!!!!

I'm just gonna keep my sig weird...

does Ken's deputy thing have anything to do with this

yep, and so does mine i'm the orderly

So what does someone have to do to get arrested 'round here?

Just curious...

this is ****ing gay

well, not really, but u have ur opinion

Well duh!

In the first pages I said I was going to add a badge to my sig cause I am the new deputy.

looks like phinney beat you to it, lance

Umm...no...

I had my badge first, but he is the Sheriff..I'm the deputy

and since im the sheriff I get teh biggest badge, MOOHAWHAWHAW

I guess rebel racer has no respect for people, i guess he lives his boring life at home with no fun, this is just for fun, just a fun title i gave us and if you cant handle it, and feel the need to post negative, i guess I OVERESTIMATED you intelligence, case in POINT, if you dont like it dont post here. It use to be a nice place, but so many neebies with attitudes come in.

silver is canadiuhn, kinda slow you see

the memebers of the department

Phinney6- Sheriff (glock 9mm)
Lance- 1st deputy (uzi and glock 9mm)
Rex- 1st deputy (zi Glock 9mm)
SPearhead- Bodyguard (uzi and glock)
D-bert- Orderly 2nd deputy (uzi and glock)
venom-spokesperson (uzi and glock
Bkk-driver

can i have a flamethrower instead?

Dogbert misspelled Orderly in his sig...

oops......
i gotta get on that...
OMG, i just realized it is COMPLETLY wrong

*shoots phinney in the head*

I shot the sheriff, but i did not shoot the deputy!!!!

*looks at lance*

who, now phinney is dead, is the sheriff!!!!

sorry, couldn't resist, lance understands, he knows i'm a crazy ass!!!

No...if you shoot Phin...I am the Sherriff...either me or CaptainREX.

but she is correct, the little marge

there LW, i fixed it

Much better.

Phin aint dead, his bodyguard jumped in front of the buller (spearhead is bG). yes you can have a flamethrower, and a glock

so i got a glock and a uzi?

hell yeah, all spokespeople must be properly armed

awsome, it would be great if we set up some kinda NYPDKMC blue thread...

that wuld be cool

yeah but we can be the KMC sherrif's Department * TO PROTECT AND CARRY BIG GUNS!*

hear hear!

oh yeah, and not to get drunk too...*puts beer away*

and with that thread we can have some fantasy, it could be called "KMC SHERRIF'S DEPRAMTENT (INDSIDE THE STATION). you know like we have fantasy games at the bar (the drinking, blasting, parties, mud-wrestling matches at the bar) But I want to make sure people want it

So would that involve eating donuts as well? If so count me in!

phinney thats a good idea! im in for it as well!

Yess all that stuff but mroe fantasy (i mean cops with uzis, and one flamethrower, and me riding in a camo strechted hummer (phinmobile) )

*sits down* Ow, Ow. *whimpers*

Come on spearhead your my BG

*pops draco in the shouler with his 9 mm* that'll deal with the problem

*shoots him while he in on the floor* hehe

Pops one in his head while he is on the floor with the glock, memeber you guys get uzis when we partrol but for now its a party!!

d-bert, go over into the bar and get me another pepsi, and a donut!! Please

I get a flamethrower. *chuckles evilly as he imagines things* And I always love a party.

i'm not ur bi*ch
*gets the donuts and pepsi*

thanks whoops wrong positng, i posted the whole "lets go to the deparmtnet thread and get all that stuff there" in the DEPARTMENT THREAD, i meant to post here, sorry,