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I thought of a new concept while posting in "lines, and that's all".

We should go through the entire saga. Each post will be the line in order as it is in the movie. It will be interesting to see how long it takes to do all four.

Everyone understand? I'll post the first line in "The Phantom Menace", and who ever reads this next, will post the next line from the Phantom Menace. And we just keep going until we are done!

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The Phantom Menace:

"Captain, tell them we wish to board at once"

"With all due respect, the ambassidors to the Supreme Chancelor wish to board immediately."

''Yes, of course. As you know, our blocade is perfectly legal, we'll be happy to receive the ambassadors''

"Welcome. I am TC-14, this way please. We are greatly honored by your visit ambassidors, My masters will be with you shortly."

"I have a bad feeling about this"

''I don't sense anything''

"It's not about the mission master it's something elsewhere.......elusive".

"Don't center on your anxieties, Obi-wan. Keep your concentration here, where it belongs."

"But master Yoda says I should be mindfull of the future"

"But not at expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living force, young padawan."

Yes, master. How do you think this trade viceroy will deal with the Chansellor's demands?

"These federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short."

What??? What did you say?

"The ambassitors are Jedi Knights, I beleive."

'' I knew it. They're here to force a settlement''

"Distract them, I will contact Lord Sidious!"

"Are you brain-dead? I'm not going in there with two Jedi. Send a droid."

''Is it their nature to make us wait this long''

"No, I sense an unusual amount of fear, for something as trivial as this trade dispute."

they must be dead by now

(Umm there were a lot of lines that were skipped here)

(you noticed? )

(ok ok, here it is)

This plan of course has failed Lord Sidious! We do not dare to go upon the Jedi

EDITED:

It's plan OF YOURS, yerss!

"I don`t want this stunted slime in my sight again!"

(I read the subtitles, and I memorise what they say)

EDITED: Explain why you got that wrong, then?

and it's: "Viceroy, I don`t want this stunted slime in my sight again!

Yeah, ok..I had forgotten one word....

What`s the next line?

(let`s keep this up folks, it`s really cool)

anyone?

The Chancellor should never have broughten them into this. Kill them imediatley.

"Yes.......yes mylord, as you wish"

(MOD NOTE)

Now really... I must insist that all the lines be done inb the correct order and without yerss' 'interesting' interpetation of them...

So, carrying on from:

"This turn of events is unfortunate..."

"We must accelorate our plans. Begin landing your troops"

"My lord is that legal?"

"I will make it legal"

"And what of the Jedi"

"The chancelor should never have brought them into this. Kill them immediatly"

"Yes, of course"

"Captain look! Sheilds u. . ." BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

now lets carry on. . .

(lightsabers igniting) "Dioxis"

"They must be dead by now. Destroy what's left of them."

(Sorry bout that. I don't have my movie out. It's packed in a box right now. I'm just trying to go from my head)

''Ah, sorry''

"Check it out corpral, we'll cover you."

"roger, roger......oh oh, blast them!"

"What is going on down there?"

"We lost the transmittion, Sir"

"Seal off the bridge!"

"That won`t be enough, Sir"

"I want droid decoys up here at once!"

"We will not survive this!"

"They are still coming through!"

"This is impossible!!!!!!!"

"Where are those droid decoys?"

"Master!!! Destroyers!!!"

"They're sheild generators!"

"There no match for droid decoys"

"It's a stand off. Lets go".

MOD NOTE:

It's DROIDEKAS, not droid decoys!

Oooops...O.k....but KingJedi: You jumped over some lines

(NOTE: Let's try to keep this smooth. If someone skips over a line, no big deal. Unless it is a line like "Luke I am your father", but we have a while until we get to that!)

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"Sir, they've gone up the ventilation shaft!"

"Battledroids!"

QUI-GON: Battle droids.
OBI-WAN: It's an invasion army.

(well, d'euh!)

"This is an odd play to the trade-federation...We got to warn the Naboo and contact the canselor Valderon."

"This is an odd play for the Trade Federation. We must warn the Naboo, and contact Chancelor Velorum. Stow about one of these ships, we'll re-unite on the surface."

"You were right about one thing Master, the negotiations were short!"

"Sir, a transmission!"

"It`s queen Amidala hereself"

"At last we are getting results. Again, you come before us, your hieness!"

"You will not be so pleaced when you go what I have to say viceroy. Your tradeboikott of our planet have ended!"

"I was not aware of such failure! You must be mistaken!"

"I`ve heard that the chancelors ambassador are with you now, and that you have been commanded to reach a settlement."

"we know nothing of any Ambassitors. You must be mistaken."

"Bevare Viceroy, the federation has gone too far this time"

"We would never do anything without the approval of the Senate. You assume too much."

"we will see........"

"She's right. The senate will never. . ."

"It's too late now!"
"Do you think she suspects an attack?"

"I don't know. But we must move quickly to disrupt all communication down there!"

''The negotiations haven't started because the ambassadors aren't there? I have assurances from the chancellor. The ambassadors did arrive. It must.....negotiate....ambassadors..''

Senator Palpatine?

What happened?

''Check the transmisson generator''

A communication disruption can only mean one thing: ... invasion

''The federation would not dare go that far.''

"The Senate would revoke their trade franchise, and they'd be finished."

"we must continue to relie a negotiation"

Negotiations? But we've lost all communications. And where are the Chancellor's amassador's?"

''This is a dangerous situation. Our security volunteers will be no match against a battle-hardened Federation Army.''

"I will not condone a cause of action that will lead uss to war"

''Yes, viceroy?''

(blaw blaw blaw. . .I forget the lines). "Use caution, these Jedi are not to be underestimated!"

*Bla Bla AGAIN! All that crap Jar Jar mumbles before the huge ship goes over him and Qui-Gon*

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"You almost got us killed, are you brainless?"

'' I spake''

''The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here!''

No no! Mesa stay, mesa called Jar Jar Binks

"meesa you're humble servant"

that won't be necessary

''oh, but it is. 'tis demanded by the gods it is''

Take cover!

You saved myah again!

''What's this?''

A local.
Now let's go before they come back with more

More, more did you spay?

"Excueese me, but the safest place would be Gungo City. Tis where I grew up, tis a hidden city."

City?

uh huh!

Can you take us there?

Uh...on second thought, no.

Why?

It's embarasing, but mya fraid my been banished. The bosses will do terrible things terrrrrrrrrible things if mes a goin back der!

-''You hear that?"
-''Yeah''
-''That's the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way''

"If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivian!"

''Yousa point is well seen. This way. quick!''

I'm warning yous! Gungans don't liken outsiders, so don't expact a warm welcome

"Oh don't worry, this hasn't been our day for warm welcomes."

(bunch of stuff Jar Jar screams as he's jumping in the water)

So good been home!

"Hey yousa! Stoppa there!"

'Heyo dher , captain Tarpals. Mesa back!

No again Ja Ja! Yousa going to tha bosses! Yousa in big doedoe this time!

''How rude''

"Yousa cannota bes here. This army of machanics is you wesa saw."

' A droid army is about to attack the Naboo. We must warn them'

These army of mechanics is YOU we saw

Once the droids take control of the surface, they will take control of you.

''Mesa no think so. They not know of ussen.''

You and the Naboo form a symbion circle, what happens to one of you will effect the other, you must understand this!

''Mesa no' carrrre about the Naboo'

You and the Naboo form a symbiont, what affects the one affects the other, you MUST see!

Then speed us on our way

'Wesa gonna speed yous away.''

We could use a transporter.

'Wesa give yousa une bongo. Da speediest way to the Naboo, it is going through the planet core . Now....go..

(sorry about my last post, I didn't saw the rest)

Master... what's a bongo?

A transporter

"These setting yousa up! Going throught the planet core is bad bombing! Uhm... any help here would be hot..."

''Master, we're short on time''

"We'll need a navigator to get us through the planet's core. This Gungan may be of help.

What is to become of Jar Jar Binks here?"

I saved his life. He owes me, what you call, a life debt. Your gods demand his life belongs to me now.

Binkssss... yousa haven a life debt with thissen hissen?

'Mmmh'
'Be gone with him!'

"Better dead here, than dead in da core! Egaad! What a mesa sayin?"

(bla bla)

"Why were you banished, Jar Jar?"

The truth is ... mesa ... clumsy...

"You were banished because you are clumsy?"

"Yousa can be saying that"(sorry if this isn't exactly right, my EP1 is packed right now)

"went boomdigger, then crash on the bosses heablebber, then, mesa banished."

(I think it's boomdiasser.)

There's always a bigger fish.

mesa think we're going back now

"The invasion is on schedule, my lord."

'I have brought the senate down in procedures. They will have no choice but to accept your control of the system.''

"The queen has great faith that the senate will side with her."

Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult.

"Yes, my lord."

"You didn't tell him about the missing Jedi"

'No need to report that to him, until we have something to repoort'

"Where wesa goin?"

Don't worry, the Force will guide us

''Ah, massy big the force. Well that smells stinkable.''