Court!

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juggernaut26
*walks in and sits down* hello everyone i am judge juggernaut.

§pearhead
smile I arrested Baylin, hes here to stand trial!

LanceWindu
Since I am the Deputy of KMC, I will act as Balif to this courtroom.

§pearhead
im the bodyguard, i sit in the corner and light stuff on fire!

im not a conventional bg.

juggernaut26
oh good now we need a jury and a couple lawyers

§pearhead
hmm. alright people, dont be shy!

Baylin
I'll represent myelf!

JKozzy
I'll be the one-man jury smile

Dogbert
who is the plantiff....baylin?

§pearhead
ooh...strong words coming from a dog man stick out tongue

juggernaut26
you have that right by one of the ammendment though i can't remember which one hey we're gonna need a prison if he is convicted but i guess we'll hafta wait and see

§pearhead
ill make that thread if we need it.

Baylin
laughing out loud Myelf is innocent so I'll represent myself instead! laughing out loud

juggernaut26
no we need at least a few people in the jury we need a prosecutor though

Dogbert
i'll be a juryman

juggernaut26
good now who's going to prosecute?

Darth Revan
heh I'll prosecute

Baylin
guess I'm going down then sad

juggernaut26
alright then

§pearhead
yay opening stuff. oh boy!

Baylin
got to go do some work I'll be back asap!

§pearhead
intermission! *funny music plays*

juggernaut26
not yet lets review we have a baliff we have two witnesses if yerss comes we only have a two person jury though

§pearhead
...and a prosecutor.

juggernaut26
and a judge alright but baylin if you don't come back it will only work against you

§pearhead
imma be back im 'bout half n hour i gotta eat

juggernaut26
alright we need to get this done

§pearhead
eh, reduce that to 20 minutes or less

silver_tears
ummm what happened huh

juggernaut26
i can't tell ya until court starts we need more jurors though

Baylin
Back now! (I am genuinely at work and do have to disappear if needed)

juggernaut26
we will begin as soon as we get more jurors

§pearhead
i am now...here! big grin

Corlindel
Don't you need a lawyer? I promisse to save his life big grin stick out tongue

Baylin
Sod lets go now we can get the jurors in for the appeal!

juggernaut26
he needs to accept you he said he is representing himself but if he accepts its ok with the court *stands and hits that little hammer on the table* can we get everyone to take a seat court is about to begin

Baylin
No I'l mis-represent myself thankyou

juggernaut26
but corl we need another juror

§pearhead
lez get this started!

Corlindel
Ok. I will represent the next one. smile

Baylin
Now remember dont throw me to the wolves cos they're my friends!

Corlindel
GUILTY thumb down

juggernaut26
well right now our prosecutor will be late so if you want to prosecute ok

§pearhead
you can say hi to my flamethrowers if need be!

juggernaut26
ORDER IN THE COURT everyone take your seats corl i'll pm you that facts of the case same to you baylin

Baylin
ok

Corlindel
He has no chances devil

§pearhead
*sits down*

Corlindel
No mather the crime he did I have testimonials who saw him eat one hundred sheeps stick out tongue

Corlindel
"sits"

juggernaut26
corlindel are you prepared for your prosecution now notice that your just a fill in until our original prosecutor comes back you are his assistant when he comes back

Corlindel
...sorry but I must log out now... sad

juggernaut26
alright well i'll just check one thing then


baylin how do you plea guilty or not guilty?

Baylin
innocent!

Dogbert
for the record, what are the charges?

juggernaut26
i can announce them now

Baylin is accused of 6 murders 3 men 2 women and 1 ten year old boy.

he pleas innocent so we will start with the defense baylin since you are representing yourself you may make your opening statement and keep it civil

Syren
Head Juror

Syren
brback.......

juggernaut26
then please take your seat maam

Baylin
Well, ooh gosh, erm... well... I didnt do it, its a set up I tell you. All I did was play about in the G Club not paying when I should and helping my self to the bar when no one was looking. Now they're trying to frame me for murder! Do I look like the sort of dog to comit murder....

Dogbert
YES!

juggernaut26
well it just so happens that your not here because of that you are here because the police called and said that you were already wanted for murder now refraise if you wish

Baylin
I tell you it was some other crazed rabid canine not me I was at home chewing my bone!

Dogbert
at what time exactly were u home "chewing a bone"

juggernaut26
baylin this is just the hearing not the actual court date court will start at 9:00 clock please everyone be here*walks out of courtroom*

Dogbert
9:00....eastern, pacific.... ? confused

Baylin
9:00 o'clock where? Its 01:09 here! and I'll be in bed asleep at 9.00

juggernaut26
9 o clock in new york city

juggernaut26
roughly 50 minutes

Baylin
I'm busy chewing my own bone whenever possible...

Darth Revan
I'm back!!!!! It's six o clock pacific time so that means the trial can start!!! Happy Dance

Baylin
I'm back

Baylin
No around hehehe *makes a run for it* I'm free and now a fugative on the run!!!

Dogbert
o no u dun, *chases after baylin*

Baylin
You'll never catch I'm a dog on da run!

Dogbert
well, so am i : D
you wun get very far i'll jus be right behind you stick out tongue

Baylin
Well becarful cos I'm a savage wolf...allegedly....

Dogbert
well, i'm a dog w\ guns http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/gunsmilie.gif

Aqua
i wanna be a juror

Baylin
Oh poo!

You wouldn't shoot a dog with glasses on would you?

Dogbert
Yay! now we got 3...this is good news thumb up now we wilol be able to lock up Baylin evil face

Baylin
sad

Darth Revan
Yeah well I'm an attourney!!! evil face smokin'

Darth Revan
bump

so this still happenin' or what

Baylin
apparently not, so YAY! *breaks into that classic Iron Maiden song* Not a prisoner I'm a free man, and my life is my own now! Dont care where the past is, I know where I'm going! YIPEE *Runs from court*

JacopeX
::walks in::

Objection!!! I do wear boxers!


((BUmp laughing out loud ))

Lord Paradise
Howdy.

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