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Bjork is ugly!

Am I wrong? Nope!

No, you are so right........this time.

She looks like a mutated gorrilla

And why is she always humping that swan?

She looks a bit like an asian girl, i think

ehh I think she got some eskimo blood in her

I don't think she's even human

well she sings like a crow so who knows

What is with that *** damn swan?

Somehow I don't think Texas is going to like this thread very much......

good

That's sort of why I started it.

But no one can deny that she looks like the wrong end of a donkey!

Oh, so Texas is a fan of Bjork?

Well, she may look wierd, but she comes up with some pretty interesting, different and creative music ... the force is strong with her.

so we all agree, she is ugly

ow, new member! good! good!
Post here and everywhere, talk about yourself in the welcome section and do visit the humor section!

I think her music can be interesting too, but not her latest album.

well at least I'm not hammering her like the others

That's right! Your not suicidal like the others!
They will pay for what they've done

I`m not saying she`s a bad artist...........

but you do! Your emotions show it to us

hehe....You have seen straight through me....I don`t thibk shes the best artist in the world...hehe...I`ll admitt that

boy, you are sick!

like I said: ugly

Texas: Offcourse...with all respect....but I must be alowed to say that I don`t think she is a very very very good artist..right?

Of course Teck-Ice, and I have must be allowed to say: Burn in hell you bastard!!!!

so where will YOU be then?

100 and offtopic is coming near

Well, if you look it that, that way...

Oh my god,,,I will not sleep after seeing that picture

well, we have to get it offtopic first!

heh...boy, your aggressive..

I thought she was Icelandic?

she's getting smaller, that's a good sign

Ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! Look what I've created Tex.

Your ugly duckling stinks! She looks like week-old cheese

and you created???

ow btw:

Holland did NOT invented the CD, it was Belgium, but it was in a research- center in Hasselt, Belgium. The resear-center "De Kievit" is indeed from Philips

Only because I showed her a mirror

Well, I wouldn`t say sexy.

No, she's telemarketing because she's out of work

where are we getting with this conversation???

We're convincing Tex that Bjork is an ugly puke!

dont stop this is funny!

What's with that giant red mark over her nose? Did she have a huge Breath-rite on or something?

That device in the background is a giant bong. Clearly you can see how spooked she is now.

Probably every other day, just like you shave your legs and bikini area

So you admit she has to shave her face.

and Tex dont call her scandinavian cause she aint

well, norwegians were the first one to come to the island of iceland a long time a go, and get settled there, ??

no there were some community of Irish munks on Iceland.
Scandinavia is actually the Scandinavian penninsula which is mad up of Norway and Sweden . So Denmark is technically not part of Scandinavia. They are accepted as Scandinavian though because of their close relations with Norway and Sweden and that their language is very similare to Norwegian and Swedish

still not hundred?

at least it's off-topic

well, why don't we close it now?

She's Scandinavian, looks Scandinavian, sings like a Scandinavian, she even has a Viking compas tatoo!
Her ancestors are probably from Stavanger

maybe even related to finti

Bjork could play a weird alien in the next Star Wars, and she wouldn't even need to weak a mask

Well, shes the first alien I knew, that have heard about Norway

Do you know if it was her teck?

Its an insult alright, Norway gives out the nobels peace prize and are very involved in the peace negotiation in the middle east.
Sweden is a neutral country and have always been a driving force with in the UN

I like Bing Crosby's "White Christmas".

Why white? I want a blue!

and where she punched him?

i wish someone would punch her

I have no idea where she lifes so don't ask me

She is scary lookin, that's all.

More scary lookin then Bod Dylan? I think not!
I rest my case!

Tex, I'm just messin' with you about Bjork. She is very talanted, but she is ugly as a mule's ass!

don't insult the mule!

Say, Pinkie and the Brain is back on the tele!

And yes, Tex. Bob Dylan is a goofy lookin' guy. But I'm not attracted to him, I just really like his music.

But you say Bjork is hot . I think she looks like a defective Pez despenser

I like blue

Yes, blue is a good color. Also Captain Crunch is a good cerial. ( yerss)

captain crunch?
I don't know that one, has it chocolate?

Tonight the host of the People's Choice awards came out dressed like a swan, mocking Bjork. It was pretty funny.

Hmm, I'm pretty sure they were teasing her.

Did you see my boy Tom Hanks? He won two awards!

She's no icon. She's a 'poster-girl' for insults. She made such a fool of herself dressing up like that, that people will tease her forever.

Bjork is a very talanted artist. But she's WEIRD!

I've said since day one that she is talanted. Go back and read my posts (even before this thread).

But she is ugly like monkey dung.

Ahh. . .so you wanna buck horns, huh?

Bob Dylan has been around for a lot longer than this Bjork character. Dylan has been performing quality since 1964. Those two cannot be in the same category. Bob Dylan is on the same list as The Beatles and The Rolling Stones.

Bjork has a LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG way to go until she reaches that plataue.

It's because people respect Bjork's work, that they tease her. If everyone thought she was talantless, the would write her off as some headcase. She makes respectable music, and she's a poet. But she is very bizzare, you have to admit to that, Tex. And I don't find her sexually attractive in the least. But you do, and that's your opinion.

But to say she has more talant that Bob Dylan is a little rediculous. Maybe she will in the end. But she will have to produce more than a few good CD's to be thought of as someone worthy to be classed like Dylan.

Dylan is ugly as hell too, he put new meaning to the word scarecrow
ehh no I cant stand her music either.

just remember what I say

which is?. To be honest I aint to impressed wit Bobs work the last 16-17 years. He has kind of made music on blackpaper.
He did some good tunes in the 70 but there it actually end for me, except Jokerman from 1984.

She aint exately beatiful!!!!

Well Sinead O'Connor is wierd too.....

Well the thing about Bjork is, she's one of the few singer / musicians that are doing something genuinely creative, different and original. So even if she looks REALLY ugly and all that, it don't matter ... in fact Bjork would do well as a character in one of the Star Wars movies. A wierd looking bizarre Bjork is better then a very hot Britney Spears singing ridiculously mindless, stupid and downright bad and unlistenable songs ... thats of course if you're into music I guess.

I wonder what would happen if Darth Maul married Bjork and they had a son ....

Bjork should kill herself

Spongebob made him say that.

Bjork is okay, as long as she stays on the radio and off the TV

(In Han's voice): "Now look, don't get any funny ideas."

Amen to that!

Wow what a seriously meaningful and profound thread this is. Let me add my 2 pennies worth - would you say Bjork is ugly enough to scare the crap out of Darth Vader ? Can you see Darth Vader, shaking from head to foot, running as fast as possible around a half complete death star, with Bjork in hot pursuit, and WITHOUT a lightsabre ?

I dont think she could scare darth vader, unless she really concentrated her Swan Powers!!!!. But I am pretty sure she wouldn't have any problems drowing someone in the Arabian Sea!

http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/elektra/bjork/bjork_1.jpg

so you dont have mirrors around Thomas

NO! not a comic!

Poor ol' Bjork - I really liked some of her songs - very creative - and the only thing we are focussing on are her wierd looks -

Having said that my next question is if Bjork was in a Star Wars movie, would she be a jedi or a sith ( or neither ) - and apropos the thread Darth Vader vs. Darth Maul which I began, I think I'd like to start a new thread - Bjork vs. Anakin Skywalker

she would fit in nicely as Zuckuss

Who is Zuckuss now ? Don't tell me - an EU character right ? I haven't had the chance to check out EU.

It's not an EU character

Hint: bounty hunter

ESB

very very ugly

I just saw an old Saturday Night Live episode from the mid 80's. Bjork was in some band, and they were TERRIBLE!!!!!!

There was no rythum at all, and they wern't singing, they were talking. It was icky.

What was the name of that crap, Tex? Good thing she got away from them!

you see! She can't sing!

or dress. . . or be attractive.

Wasn't her old band called the Sugar Cubes?..

I don't mind Bjork..i can take or leave her..

I'd leave her

She's not that bad. not really my kinda thing mind you. She just has a distinctive sound really. Odd would be another word for it of course!

I bet she stinks, too!

Hey now that's just mean. Be nice!

Bjork poops and doesn't wipe

And that's the end of To's lifestory...

Yeah, she was in the sugercubes, I didn't like them either.

Since only 4 people downloaded my fabulous comic, I'm posting it again

djee! Stop whining already!

we Norwgians are beatiful, you should know because you are a Norwegian

you haven't see finti huh?