The Penguins Are Coming!

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MC Mike
If Penguins invaded your home, what would you do? confused

I need advice, quick!

VallejoKid707
Run, maybe?

MC Mike
Nah, that didn't work.

The One Himself
Show them my fridge? confused

Dogbert
kill them along with urself mike.

MC Mike
My fridge is full of them! sad

lil bitchiness
Call the animal control...but then again if penguins invaded my home it would probably mean i live in a igaloo..so.....

MC Mike
OMG! They're coming for you Dogbert! Nooo! What are they doing to you!? Ugh! sick

MC Mike
nah, i dont live in an igloo yet

The One Himself
Wow..bad... sad sad laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
ok, then...call animal control!

MC Mike
Oh no! They've gotten into the bathroom downstairs! I really hope they don't know how to climb stairs!

MC Mike
They cut the phonelines!

gabimr2
I will ... a fork into an eye of one of them yes..no Iam kiiding
emm..I'll do the same that milla say!

MC Mike

Dogbert
how did the manage to do that? they have no hands... confused

JKozzy
I'd get out of there. NOW!
And if I saw any Penguins with a Tux or suit on, I'd run in fear that they're agents.... whistle

MC Mike
You fool! These aren't just normal Penguins! They can easily survive here cuz theyre MAGICAL penguins! The worst kind too!

MC Mike
Too late for that we're blocked upstairs and the windows have been jammed by theyre magical mind warp thingies!

gabimr2
hahahahahahaahhahaa!

Dogbert
and if they cut the power, how are you on the computer... confused

MC Mike
Agh! Now youre laughing at me! Well, i think theyre trying out the stairs! NOT GOOD!

MC Mike
Phonelines you fool! And I have DSL.

The One Himself
Man, you are in trouble..I'll you pray for ya... sad

MC Mike
Oh shit... here they come! On their bellies and all! Theyre falling... no wait, agh! So many!

Dogbert
i hope they killl you big grin

MC Mike
your enthusiam... amazes me...

The One Himself
Did I tell you what some penguins can do when they are angry? sad confused

VallejoKid707
Just shoot them.

VallejoKid707
Or grow some wings and fly away. Remember they cant fly.

MC Mike
Oh... no...

MC Mike
They have deflector shields! roll eyes (sarcastic)

MC Mike
And I'm supposed to be MAGICAL or something? roll eyes (sarcastic)

The One Himself
..Forget it...I think you'll find out in few minutes...poor Mike sad

MC Mike
Oh no! Im closing myself in! Theyve reached the 2nd floor! Agh! They're pounding on the door!

VallejoKid707
Then kill yourself

Dogbert
i'll 2nd VK's option

MC Mike
No! Never! I'll get through them all! Or maybe not... hmm... maybe this Pokemon Card from 7 years ago all covered with dust... PIKACHU! eek!

Bye bye Penguins! cool (Ill be right back)

The One Himself
Mike, If it is your time to die then it is your time...but If you have to give your life, give penguins hell before you do! ninja pirate raver thumb up

gabimr2
pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu laughing!!!!!!

MC Mike
Okay... I took out about 40 and I'm guessing about 120 are left...

Dogbert
u took out the penguins with a pikachu card?! confused

stinkfist462
lol... need help ? cause penguins suck

lil bitchiness
What is happenning!!

Get out of the house Mike, go to the neighbours and call animal control! thumb up

stinkfist462
dont forget the beers dude !

gabimr2
pikachu ?? pika pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Korri
eek! penguins!

Dogbert
mike...are you there...did the penguins get you? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Korri
no expression

Dogbert
did u read this whole thread?

Korri
i saw the word penguins go i was happy

Dogbert
hmm...these "magical penguins" were trying to kill mike yesterday. hopefully they did stick out tongue big grin

Korri
one by one the penguins are stealing my sanity - fiona

MC Mike
Wow... you should have seen it... it was a battle field... only one survivor... me... my parents came home to find dozens of decapitated penguins on the ground... it was a true battle of bravery...

§pearhead
moo...im a penguin.

lkotbr33
jew ure a cow

§pearhead
baker, please dont call people jews...

BLACKANGEL
Birdys!!!

sith_darth_jay
damn, i was hoping you'd die mike (i read the thread yesterday, i just didn't have time to post)

but i'm sure they will come back soon, and this time you'll be dead... they're bringing Danny Devito evil face

Linkalicious
i'd grab a cooler full of ice and tell him to park it next to me on the couch in front of the big screen.

Dogbert
thumb up who... the penguins or mike? confused

nazgulinthedark
turn on the heater confused

Korri
aww..

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