The Penguins Are Coming!
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MC Mike
If Penguins invaded your home, what would you do?
I need advice, quick!
MC Mike
Nah, that didn't work.
The One Himself
Show them my fridge?
Dogbert
kill them along with urself mike.
MC Mike
My fridge is full of them!
lil bitchiness
Call the animal control...but then again if penguins invaded my home it would probably mean i live in a igaloo..so.....
MC Mike
OMG! They're coming for you Dogbert! Nooo! What are they doing to you!? Ugh!
MC Mike
nah, i dont live in an igloo yet
lil bitchiness
ok, then...call animal control!
MC Mike
Oh no! They've gotten into the bathroom downstairs! I really hope they don't know how to climb stairs!
MC Mike
They cut the phonelines!
gabimr2
I will ... a fork into an eye of one of them
..no Iam kiiding
emm..I'll do the same that milla say!
Dogbert
how did the manage to do that? they have no hands...
JKozzy
I'd get out of there. NOW!
And if I saw any Penguins with a Tux or suit on, I'd run in fear that they're agents....
MC Mike
You fool! These aren't just normal Penguins! They can easily survive here cuz theyre MAGICAL penguins! The worst kind too!
MC Mike
Too late for that we're blocked upstairs and the windows have been jammed by theyre magical mind warp thingies!
gabimr2
hahahahahahaahhahaa!
Dogbert
and if they cut the power, how are you on the computer...
MC Mike
Agh! Now youre laughing at me! Well, i think theyre trying out the stairs! NOT GOOD!
MC Mike
Phonelines you fool! And I have DSL.
The One Himself
Man, you are in trouble..I'll you pray for ya...
MC Mike
Oh shit... here they come! On their bellies and all! Theyre falling... no wait, agh! So many!
Dogbert
i hope they killl you
MC Mike
your enthusiam... amazes me...
The One Himself
Did I tell you what some penguins can do when they are angry?
VallejoKid707
Just shoot them.
VallejoKid707
Or grow some wings and fly away. Remember they cant fly.
MC Mike
They have deflector shields!
MC Mike
And I'm supposed to be MAGICAL or something?
The One Himself
..Forget it...I think you'll find out in few minutes...poor Mike
MC Mike
Oh no! Im closing myself in! Theyve reached the 2nd floor! Agh! They're pounding on the door!
VallejoKid707
Then kill yourself
Dogbert
i'll 2nd VK's option
MC Mike
No! Never! I'll get through them all! Or maybe not... hmm... maybe this Pokemon Card from 7 years ago all covered with dust... PIKACHU!
Bye bye Penguins!
(Ill be right back)
gabimr2
pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
!!!!!!
MC Mike
Okay... I took out about 40 and I'm guessing about 120 are left...
Dogbert
u took out the penguins with a pikachu card?!
stinkfist462
lol... need help ? cause penguins suck
lil bitchiness
What is happenning!!
Get out of the house Mike, go to the neighbours and call animal control!
stinkfist462
dont forget the beers dude !
gabimr2
pikachu ?? pika pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Korri
penguins!
Dogbert
mike...are you there...did the penguins get you?
Dogbert
did u read this whole thread?
Korri
i saw the word penguins go i was happy
Dogbert
hmm...these "magical penguins" were trying to kill mike yesterday. hopefully they did
Korri
one by one the penguins are stealing my sanity - fiona
MC Mike
Wow... you should have seen it... it was a battle field... only one survivor... me... my parents came home to find dozens of decapitated penguins on the ground... it was a true battle of bravery...
§pearhead
moo...im a penguin.
§pearhead
baker, please dont call people jews...
sith_darth_jay
damn, i was hoping you'd die mike (i read the thread yesterday, i just didn't have time to post)
but i'm sure they will come back soon, and this time you'll be dead... they're bringing Danny Devito
Linkalicious
i'd grab a cooler full of ice and tell him to park it next to me on the couch in front of the big screen.
Dogbert
who... the penguins or mike?
nazgulinthedark
turn on the heater
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