Have you ever lit your farts?
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Tired Hiker
Lighting farts is serious fun.
JKozzy
Yes, and they replaced my heart with a potato!
Dogbert
haha. i once tried to do it, but my pants kinda caught on fire. but i put it out
stinkfist462
i get paid to light farts
lil bitchiness
Who thinks of stuff like this..? Are there peole out there who do this?
just plain.....nasty!
stinkfist462
lol.. i dont light mine .. but i light others
Tired Hiker
One time, my cousin secretly farted in a wine glass at Thanksgiving dinner, and he held the glass up to my nose and said, "Why do your mom's wine glasses smell funny?" Then, he removed his hand from covering the glass and i took a whif. Let me tell you, it was nothing nice.
But we got a good laugh out of it! Farts Rock!
LarryTheArch
ive lit a fart!
stinkfist462
when ? jus now ?
LarryTheArch
yep... my chair is nice and crispy
stinkfist462
lol i did it once and synched my ball sack .. so i dont do it no more
BakaXero
hahaha
roasted nuts
stinkfist462
YEP ! .. lol it itches a lot
BakaXero
i tried farting in a fire i made once....
didnt work
stinkfist462
lol.. you got to get extremly close .. almost to the point of bunring your self with the thing .. its fun though
BakaXero
my a** was well done
stinkfist462
well better your ass then your ball sack ey ?
SweetNsouR
there is something about a fresh unlit fart that i cant resist...
Baylin
Yup! Dun burnt me arse hair too!
lkotbr33
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell no
Baylin
Was rather intoxicated at the time so it was really really funny!
Storm
omg
lil bitchiness
you people are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Storm
How do you even get the idea to light your farts???
Baylin
That bit I cant remember, I dont think I'd do it sober though
LarryTheArch
Have you ever lit a fart that accidentally lit gasoline that eld to barrels that exploded?
Baylin
Eh...Erm...Er...No, cos that would be.... erm.... a DAFT thing to do!
Tired Hiker
Back by popular demand!!!!
SlipknoT
Yes I did and it went back and singed my anus and burned all of my bum fluff
LeAtHerRFace
I like to light peepos farts with a flame thrower
burlyman
It's spelt light
LeAtHerRFace
What ya mean?
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