Have you ever lit your farts?

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Tired Hiker
Lighting farts is serious fun.

JKozzy
Yes, and they replaced my heart with a potato!

Dogbert
laughing out loud haha. i once tried to do it, but my pants kinda caught on fire. but i put it out big grin

stinkfist462
i get paid to light farts big grin

lil bitchiness
What the f**k? Who thinks of stuff like this..? Are there peole out there who do this?

What the f**k? just plain.....nasty!

stinkfist462
lol.. i dont light mine .. but i light others

Tired Hiker
One time, my cousin secretly farted in a wine glass at Thanksgiving dinner, and he held the glass up to my nose and said, "Why do your mom's wine glasses smell funny?" Then, he removed his hand from covering the glass and i took a whif. Let me tell you, it was nothing nice. no But we got a good laugh out of it! Farts Rock! yes

stinkfist462
laughing yes big grin

LarryTheArch
ive lit a fart!

stinkfist462
when ? jus now ?

LarryTheArch
yep... my chair is nice and crispy

stinkfist462
lol i did it once and synched my ball sack .. so i dont do it no more

BakaXero
hahaha
roasted nuts

stinkfist462
YEP ! .. lol it itches a lot

BakaXero
i tried farting in a fire i made once....
didnt work

stinkfist462
lol.. you got to get extremly close .. almost to the point of bunring your self with the thing .. its fun though

BakaXero
my a** was well done

stinkfist462
laughing out loud well better your ass then your ball sack ey ?

BakaXero
tru tru

SweetNsouR
there is something about a fresh unlit fart that i cant resist...

Baylin
Yup! Dun burnt me arse hair too!

lkotbr33
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell no

Baylin
yes Was rather intoxicated at the time so it was really really funny!

Storm
omg laughing

lil bitchiness
laughing out loud you people are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Storm
laughing How do you even get the idea to light your farts??? laughing

Baylin
That bit I cant remember, I dont think I'd do it sober though

LarryTheArch
Have you ever lit a fart that accidentally lit gasoline that eld to barrels that exploded?

Baylin
Eh...Erm...Er...No, cos that would be.... erm.... a DAFT thing to do!

LarryTheArch
laughing out loud

Tired Hiker
Back by popular demand!!!! big grin

SlipknoT
Yes I did and it went back and singed my anus and burned all of my bum fluff

LeAtHerRFace
I like to light peepos farts with a flame thrower evil face

burlyman
It's spelt light roll eyes (sarcastic)


zorro

SlipknoT
eek!

LeAtHerRFace
What ya mean?

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