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I'm taking a Software Tools Accounting class, a computer class where I must work with an assigned partner for the rest of the semester...Well this girl has the worst breath I have ever smelled!!

It literally smells like kitty litter!

I was getting a headache it was so bad! *faints*

Now I'm a very cordial gentleman who would never tell the hag to brush her tongue, so I'm just going to fill that sewer mouth with sweet smelling gum that I will casually offer every time I see her!

Any other suggestions?

Oh the Humanity!!!

Offer her a peice of chewing gum

Oh how tragic...alert the media!!!

Offer her a gum...and it would be soo hilarious if she says, ''oh no sorry, i dont chew the gum'' mwahahahahhaaaaa!!

Other suggestions...say:

''Look, darlin, i like you and all, but gee you got to BRUSH luv, you just have to. Im sat here, trying to contrencate on my work, but i cant, because your breath is giving me a headache. If you dont want to bruch, for one reason or another, chew the gum. mm'kay? Excellent, then we agree''

and walk out

or

Buy a toothbrush and a tooth paste, then when you come out of the class, go up to her, put the toothbrush and tooth paste on the table and say : ''BRUSH IT''

i went on a blind date with a guy who had some stank-ass breath. i have him some gum but i guess the awesome stink prevailed. ive never experienced such an unadulterated un-kosher stinky poopoop time. oh and my mom has rancid morning breath

Careful giving her gum she might think you coming onto her and if she likes you she might try kissing you and contaminate you with the stench curse



Kitty litter? Reminds me of an advert where a woman swaps muslie or something for cat litter and her friend doesn't notice and eats it!

Having to pull someone on their personal hygiene is never easy, so tact is no use at all Tex.

Just tell the bint she mings and she should do something about it.

well put moggy

Not only that she mings...tell her she mings like a vase....an emperor from Flash Gordon type ming!!

Yup, tell her she's ming the merciless.

Yeah...thats it... Ming the Merciless...

Forgot his name there for a sec...


While we are at that subject, you guys i bought i photo camera...and i named it Gordon!!

It has a flash too...

"Halt lizard-man, escape is impossible!"

Tee hee, I love flash Gordon.

Me too...i love it.

''Alright Tex, lets get back to the class''

http://www.english.uiuc.edu/maps/poets/g_l/hagedorn/ming/8.jpg

So many fabulous suggestions, but I think I'll breath through my mouth hence forth

What a funny story Tex

Good luck with it...Are you using very strong gum for it?

why dont you buy something to make u not smell her like a mouthcap and say you have sars or something... that would be a great excuse not to smell her.

SARS in Dallas! Oh sh*t! I better get out of Houston and head... North!

hahahahahahaa

omg thats hilarious!!!

SPIDERMAN

Tex offer her a breath mint it works all the time just pop one inmouth and say these r the best mints ever and say here you want one works all the time

Hopefully she gets into a horrible car crash and has her jaw wired shut!

J/k

good thing ur kidding, that is horrible

You haven't smelt her breath!

Breath this bad can only be from...the Twilight Zone!

*plays Twilight Zone theme*

Yeah, but make sure to have one two... that may be a little offensive.

Have you tried putting vapour rub around your nostrils like pathologists do before working on a rotten smelly corpes

yes vicks! and say your sick and sit at the far end of the table and tell her you would hate it if made her sick also...halls cough drops should over power her oder carry it for your 'cold' and constantly offer it her.

Except after 6 months she gonna think you got real bad sinus problems - which considering the alternative aint bad really!

why dont you just tell her instead of trying to come up with all those "genious" excuses. She wont like u as much but it will help her and you coz a bad breath can be a real problem for people and shell be better of going to a specialist or something..

i read the title and thought "oh dear, tex had another tuna sandwich for lunch did he..."

rofl...

OMG!!! LMFAO!!!

i seriously did

I've been doing this to a co-worker for about a year now..they told I have a serious problem lol!

omg bkk

Im sorry

bkk!

Quit using that spaztic smiley!! WE have to rebel agains it....