presents...?
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barbie_girl
has everyone had a good xmas and new year? wot did evryone get all the good bad and borind things. we want all the gory details!!!
queeq
Well, for starters, we talked a lot about you.
yerssot
shoot queeq!
You were right, she came back... here is 2 Euro
ToMacco
Santa TOOK things from my house
Texas
Santa took from Tomacco:
Dildo and vibrator
LanceWindu
I got nothing cause I'm poor. No I got some stuff
Gundark
*looks in trick or treat bag again*
I got a rock.
yerssot
A big rock perhaps?
Texas
I got the same old same old.
No rocks though.
Maybe Gundark got a white powdery rock
ToMacco
Gundy is a crack fiend, huh?
Texas
Anyone from Philly must be a crack head
ToMacco
Then they eat the philly chese steak sandwich.
mechmoggy
Munchies make people eat the strangest things.
finti
ok high flyers time to land...
queeq
*places spikes on the landing pad*
finti
cool
queeq
Want binoculars?
mechmoggy
Jeepers, I'm glad in on terra-firma.
finti
binoculars and a cold beer
queeq
Here you go. Enjoy the show.
finti
this is gonna be sooooooooooooo good.
barbie_girl
no one actualy told me wot they got!!!!!! tell me wot u got for xmas now and its true u eat the most strangest food wen u got the munchies!!!!!!!
finti
i got some cool pants, the rest of the gifts where more suited for Monika rather than me
. So typical when you live together, they give us the gifts together but they are more girlie stuff.
Ratcat
I got several books, the titles of which I will not bore you with.
Also Return to Castle Wolfenstien and Flight Sim 2002. A couple of Nike Sweat tops, some choccies and a few other bits and bobs.
Gundark
Tex, what ever gave you the idea I live in Philly ??????
finti
you have to excuse that Redneck Tex Gundy, he aint that bright.
queeq
Barbie, you obviously did NOT get a grammar book.
mah
I got some DVD's, books, money etc. etc.
but is it really that interesting to know what others got for christmas??
queeq
For her it is, obviously.
yerssot
ok, let her have it...
I didn't got anything
happy?
queeq
Didn't GET!
yerssot
indeed, I never got you, never will
yerssot
You didn't heared ME complaining!
queeq
You wouldn't know how to spell it correctly.
yerssot
M-E... me
not THAT hard!
Gundark
I got an intercontinental ballistic missile.
Ushgarak
Where are you planning to shoot it at?
barbie_girl
please girlies hand bags away!!!! stop hissing!! i do actually like to no wot people got for christmas its nice to see how peoples tastes are different!!!
TeCk-IcE
Yeah!!!!
stop hissing!!!
TeCk-IcE
nps
barbie_girl
ahh its nice to see some gentlemen on the board for a change instead of weirdos and slobs!!
barbie_girl
wot have u got in for me??
Edna Witch
Finti has it in for everyone! don't take it personally! The younger you are the more abuse you tend to get off him. Unless you are queeq of course in which case you would still be getting abuse off him when you are in your grave!
yerssot
cool! I'm promoted to weirdo
mah
*farts, spits on the ground and then scratches his ass for a couple of minutes*
you calling me a slob???
finti
No you are almost considered a fish
Gundark
Well Ush, it has a completely random targeting system. Its the generic model you see.
queeq
WOW! A compliment from Edna.... how sweet of her.
Dim
Well, I had always had half a suspicion that mah was a woman...but not anymore.
finti
no. he is half man and half fish...
mah
created at the lab, a terrible monster. he is half fish and half man, the FISHMAN!!
yerssot
*in Batman tune*
nananananana Fishman! Fishman! Fishman!
To the Fishcave!
queeq
Watch out for Catwoman. "Hear me roar".
Lara
ya'll a buncha freaks!
finti
freaky deaky
mah
du di da da da da da da, Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Gundark
Yes, I will now admit to creating mah in my lab. I caught this three eyed fish outside Springfield and....well you can figure out the rest.
Lara
I'm sure I can!
you know Mah might sue you for damages. I'd get a good eternie if I was you!
mah
I suggest you get J.Cochran, cause now only one of my original three eyes is functioning. I have to use all of my
Fishpowers(TM) to get around.
yerssot
blub blub
queeq
Gundy gets quite handy with that stuff. You gotta hand it to her, she's wonderful.
Gundark
Thanks baby.http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/love/malelovies.gif
Eyeballs are my specialty.
queeq
I think I can name a few more. But not here.
Gundark
Hehehe. *runs to closet*
queeq
*runs after Gundy, closes and locks door behind him*
barbie_girl
so most of u had a good xmas!!! well i had a good bday its good to be 16 now!! so im not he youngest one on the board i think lara is? *can hear the cogs whirring in her head while she thinks!!*
yerssot
Captain Rex is younger
Ushgarak
And if Phinney gets back he would be younger as well.
yerssot
he is younger???
wow!
yerssot
you wouldn't give him that, actually
queeq
There's a bit of Patton in him.
barbie_girl
wow!! im not the youngest for once but i bet im still the smallest at a minute 5'1!!!!! so has ne one been given ne other presents lately!! i was given a nice present from work..... my pay slip!!!!
Lara
hey! dont forget Darth Vader, BG's cousin he's only 11!!!!!
hang on should he even be on here?
yerssot
You mean Darth Vader, the evil dude in Star Wars is BG's cousin???
Julie
barbie_girl, I'm even shorter than you are.....5' 1/4''
BTW who is the youngest one here????
queeq
Cool, Vader's family member here?
yerssot
And To is his son
yerssot
We can always chop his hand off...
Gundark
I'm the only one around here who does any chopping and you had best not forget it.
yerssot
I didn't forgot!
Here, let me take the knife and YOU can chop his hand
Gundark
Thats better. Now go find me some bizarre implement to put in its place. Like......scissors.
finti
or a scalpel
yerssot
why not a trashbin?
At least that way he is usefull
queeq
I think a cuddly bear is more fun.
ToMacco
I have a CareBear; Bedtime Bear!
yerssot
And I thought you were just senile
queeq
You had to think about that?
yerssot
I'm a Belgian, I have to think
Gundark
Three more posts.....
yerssot
two!
come on! Close it!
mah
lets all join the countdown!
one!
yerssot
100! Close it please!
ToMacco
Ha! 101!
queeq
Okay okay.... but you could have asked me nicely...
CLOSING
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