Fans of Tulkas---Unite here!

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Smodden
are they're any fans of Tulkas the Strong out there?

Speak not ,lest we be silenced for eternity!

Exa
Awww nassty Tulkas to laugh at Morgoth so stupidly mad

Tulkas Haters, lets unite against the rising power!!

Smodden
We shall Banish you! and your evil followers, Flee now and never return or shall we be forced to put and end to you ourselves?

Exa
We will not take such offers silently,
And we shall raise an ultimate army and see who now is stronger,
Morgoth the Great and Lord of the Earth
or Tulkas He Who Laughs Stupidly

Smodden
We laugh histaricaly at all of you!!!

Exa
And we shall slay you all!

Smodden
We all laugh some more!



see-that's what's great about tulkas, he never gets worried about stuff just laugh and it'll be fine.

meanwhile i gather armies.

Exa
You shall not be able to because we shall smite your heads!

Smodden
We have Helmets!

ha!

Exa
big grin

But we have Melkors Hammer Grond and nothing can withstand it

Thou hast not the power to deny His Lordship over the World

sauron
and now exa has a companion..and thouest stand alone

Kitoky
LOL, omg, this is so hilarious.

Exa
love
Thou seest thus that Morgoth doth have more who follow him than thy laughy Tulkas

sauron
aye, and none who withstand him may do so for long...

Exa
Now where dwell the others who have not forgotten what Morgoth did for them?

sauron
and no longer account the dark master as a power of the earth...and choose not to utter his name...fearing him still

that fear shall be re-kindled in the hearts of men....shadow, despair and fear shall rule

shadowy_blue
Here Am I. big grin

One of the loyal followers of Morgoth since the Beginning of Days til The End of The World. big grin

nazgulinthedark
im confused...whos tulkas?

shadowy_blue
He's one of the Ainur (the Valar). He's always laughing his ass off whenever he fights. He's from "The Silmarillion". big grin

nazgulinthedark
i dont like him

sauron
a valar

who laughs. too much

i mean occasional laughter is ok, sauron at numenoreans..but tulkas NEVER stopped laughing


melkor was at war with the valar..and arose like a mountain from the sea with snow capped peaks reaching the clouds stick out tongue

and he was totally winning until Tulkas came along...and morgoth feared him and fled...

nazgulinthedark
miffed grrr...i dont like anyone whose mean to melkor and morgoth, and the people that sould like sauron

shadowy_blue
And Tulkas laughed again. stick out tongue

shadowy_blue
Melkor and Morgoth are one and the same guy. wink

nazgulinthedark
still...

Exa
The problem about Tulkas' laughter is that he is laughing at Morgoth while Sauron is laughin at the numenoreans... stupid tulkas mad

nazgulinthedark
grrrr

sauron
'as melkor fled fear took him...he could hear manwes voice on the winds, and the feet of tulkas shook the earth'

stupid apparently fat tulkas

nazgulinthedark
miffed stupid tulkas

shadowy_blue
Tulkas brother-in-law (LOL) is cool though. big grin I like him. If not for Orome, all the Elves might have already been Orcs by now and no one's left. But then again, Orcs are Morgoth's, so, yeah, it's OK. big grin

Smodden
do i stand alone?

will noone help Tulkas the Strong???

shurely there are honorable and noble lads and lasses out there?

Exa
The honourable and noble lads are all here, yes, they are supporting Morgoth

Smodden
*curses!*

Smodden
Tulkas...

Fëanor
eek! OMG!!! TULKAS!!!

my fave valar...he who forged the chain that Morgoth wore like a necklace..

Smodden
And one stood up....

Fëanor
not exactly how tolkien described him...but this what i've always pictured him as

THE GREAT AND MIGHTY TULKAS!!!

Discos
fear not, but another strong fan of the strongest character has come forth yes

Exa - dont argue stick out tongue tulkas did it once and could do it again with 1 hammer behind his back

Smodden - you're the man yes

Discos - <<<actually, I'm the man

Tulkas - ok...you can be the man

Discos - blink I take it I am second

Nazgul lord
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
im confused...whos tulkas?

ahhhh who is tulkas???? he's only the coolest mac daddy of the valar.....eth

Discos
^^ right on biatch XD

Tulkas was the bouncer of hte Valar. If Feanor didnt have ID then he didnt get in

Discos - "not with those sandles ya dont"

Fëanor
Originally posted by Discos
^^ right on biatch XD

Tulkas was the bouncer of hte Valar. If Feanor didnt have ID then he didnt get in

Discos - "not with those sandles ya dont"

hysterical.....

ZoSo

Nazgul lord
no way! eth tulkas was the man, or as discos put it the bouncer.

ZoSo

Nazgul lord
dude melkore is o.k but he plays with spiders and kids who do that are weird.

tulkas on the other hand was a good strong norml boy into sports and other activities.

Fëanor
i'm sure if you want, DC...er Zoso, he can reforge that special necklace he made for yah...stick out tongue

ZoSo

Smodden
Originally posted by Nazgul lord
dude melkore is o.k but he plays with spiders and kids who do that are weird.

tulkas on the other hand was a good strong norml boy into sports and other activities.
laughing
Dude, you rock.laughing

Nazgul lord
i live to give^, and zo so i dont have jacksonophobia whatever that is.

Smodden
Tulkas, oh Tulkas please come wrestle with me, and play football in Mandos' big back yard....Under the cloudless summer sky...

Nazgul lord
can i come play some football too?

shadowy_blue
lol...I like this thread. stick out tongue

just thought I'd say that. no expression

Nazgul lord
this thread likes you too!

Smodden
Originally posted by Nazgul lord
can i come play some football too?

Yeah, you can! Come on, you'll be on my team you go after tulkas...I'll take on shadowy ---she can tackle me and wrestle me and don't hold back ok?naughty

Nazgul lord
sounds like a plan, are we playing american football NFL?

shadowy_blue
laughing out loud

OK, as long as you don't fight back. naughty

Nazgul lord
what about me, it isnt fair, ive, had enough, now i want my share cant you see i wanna live but you just take more than you give.

Nazgul lord
i dont care me and tulkass are getting our freak on anyway.

Smodden
^NFL

You want your share? Tulkas is all yours....

*goes back to wrestling s-b*

NazgulLord, Goooo loooooonggggg....*throws 100-yard pass*

Nazgul lord
i got it *catches the 100 yard pass palms off melkor steps around sauron and score's.

ITS GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!


NICE PASS

shadowy_blue
laughing out loud

Nazgul lord
touch down!

Fëanor
*at side lines cheering them on*

2,4,6,8
who do we appreciate
Naz and Smod doin' great
2,4,6,8

yaaaaaaaaay team!!! w00h00!

Nazgul lord
naz and smod wave to feanor and the rest of the gang*

great cheer dude, really.

Fëanor
just so you know...i'm only doing this for the home team

embarrasment normally i don't wear this getup hehehe

Nazgul lord
of course not.

the home team apreciates your efforts and would like to award you with a brand new set of pom poms.

Nazgul lord
just kiddin, unless you want the pom poms?

Fëanor
Originally posted by Nazgul lord
just kiddin, unless you want the pom poms? er.....confused

can i get back with you on that one?

Nazgul lord
sure thing.

Fëanor
kewl....i'll have my people call your people to send my people a memo and we'll see what's open

Nazgul lord
o.k ill get my people to contact smods people to send my people a memo and then i'll have my people contact your people and tell you whats goin on!

Fëanor
let's see....i've got thursday at 9 am open for your people to call my people. how's that sound? if not, i may be able to squeeze it in a little before but not a lot after...

Nazgul lord
thursday's fine, i'll tell my people.

Fëanor
great.....*sits by the phone*

Smodden
laughing out loudninja

Fëanor
zorro

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