What would u do if u saw satan or hell?

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darkfire
I would if i saw hell probalby start criein like a 2 year old begging to go to heaven or iw ould if i was still alive kill myself or have a massive heart attack and die.If i saw satan then i would start to panic then run like hell but if he was after u then there isnt much u can do execpt kiss ur ass goodbye. devil devil devil

MC Mike
what a rip off thread. stick out tongue

nazgulinthedark
i would run very very fast to the nearest chruch and start praying

Dogbert
laughing out loud it is...

dave123
pee myself embarrasment

lil bitchiness
Id be in state of shock!!

jacksparrow22
say "hi" like any civilized person would do...

darkfire
Poop in my undies hahaha or go to a church and pray that jesus will rescue me from hell and redeem me.

lil bitchiness
yes...totally.

Then yell..:''BOW BEFORE ME''

LanceWindu
I dunno...according to the seven deadly sins I have committed a good chunk of em.

So if there is a hell I'll see you there.

jacksparrow22
of coursethumb up

lil bitchiness
There is no Hell!!

If there is, we're in it now smile

darkfire
And micheal jackson saddam osama and hitler and lennien all walken around naked ahhhhhhh plus carrot top and denis rodman.

stinkfist462
i would bow to satan and run around crazily in hell big grin

MC Mike
Whoa! WAY too much info in two words!

lil bitchiness
Hey now, you leave dave alone mad

stinkfist462
blink

MC Mike
roll eyes (sarcastic) Dave gets filmed 300 times a day. I think London should leave him alone.

Dirty Vader
I'd go there and make a barbeccue and probably invite satan (whoever he is)

darkfire
Me and Dave have a special relationship cause we had cyber sex.

nazgulinthedark
:0

darkfire
Yeah and Satan likes us to get raped by Micheal Jackson and Saddam and osama and Hitler.

dave123
sorry mate, not enough room in the sig for that so stop trying no

MC Mike
roll eyes (sarcastic) Has he really been trying?

darkfire
But do u love me?

darkfire
Plz say yes.

darkfire
No i havent tried to touch him.

darkfire
Hes a liar.

stinkfist462
no

darkfire
Or a ankle biter.

darkfire
He is dude he bit my hairy ankles

MC Mike
dude... youre on the road to Bansville, stop while you can...

stinkfist462
yes .. stop while your ahead

nazgulinthedark
blink stop before you scare me

darkfire
Oh oops sorry about that i didnt know i was that close ill stop now thanks.

lil bitchiness
Wow....this is more pointless than....something really pointless!

dave123
its good to know that one day you're going to die happy

loser

Dogbert
laughing out loud

nazgulinthedark
laughing out loud

Dirty Vader
Is Satan the Bull with the red ass?

nazgulinthedark
yeah....

lil bitchiness
Dave...i gave you the title of funny boy, and you truly are!!!!


laughing out loud


And i sent you a postcard too!!! For being a funny boy! raver

dave123
and i recieved it this morning happy thank ya lil... very nice it was too yes

stinkfist462
...

darkfire
No thats me oh btw sorry to bring u this news but im immortal i can never die ever.

stinkfist462
really .. well same here dude big grin

dave123
i hope you never have children no you're just sad

nazgulinthedark
no expression all of us are immortal...ever heard of the fightclub...many deaths...





















laughing out loud

Dirty Vader
Hey I bet that in eightey years you wont be immortal. Hell you wont even be mortal!

darkfire
Say that to micheal jackson

darkfire
Hell understand by maken out with u.

nazgulinthedark
sick not only was that nasty, it made no sence at all

lil bitchiness
Is satan good looking? Cos if he is...

Dirty Vader
Oi mate! What the f**k are you on about?
Michael Jackson is a great guy. He might of traumatised you in his room but he's a good guy.

nazgulinthedark
yes

i think this darkfire person just has a sick sick mind

Dirty Vader
Satan is a bull with a red ass. I think he had enough spanking for one day.

nazgulinthedark
laughing out loud

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