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I would if i saw hell probalby start criein like a 2 year old begging to go to heaven or iw ould if i was still alive kill myself or have a massive heart attack and die.If i saw satan then i would start to panic then run like hell but if he was after u then there isnt much u can do execpt kiss ur ass goodbye.

what a rip off thread.

i would run very very fast to the nearest chruch and start praying

it is...

pee myself

Id be in state of shock!!

say "hi" like any civilized person would do...

Poop in my undies hahaha or go to a church and pray that jesus will rescue me from hell and redeem me.

yes...totally.

Then yell..:''BOW BEFORE ME''

I dunno...according to the seven deadly sins I have committed a good chunk of em.

So if there is a hell I'll see you there.

of course

There is no Hell!!

If there is, we're in it now

And micheal jackson saddam osama and hitler and lennien all walken around naked ahhhhhhh plus carrot top and denis rodman.

i would bow to satan and run around crazily in hell

Whoa! WAY too much info in two words!

Hey now, you leave dave alone

Dave gets filmed 300 times a day. I think London should leave him alone.

I'd go there and make a barbeccue and probably invite satan (whoever he is)

Me and Dave have a special relationship cause we had cyber sex.

:0

Yeah and Satan likes us to get raped by Micheal Jackson and Saddam and osama and Hitler.

sorry mate, not enough room in the sig for that so stop trying

Has he really been trying?

But do u love me?

Plz say yes.

No i havent tried to touch him.

Hes a liar.

no

Or a ankle biter.

He is dude he bit my hairy ankles

dude... youre on the road to Bansville, stop while you can...

yes .. stop while your ahead

stop before you scare me

Oh oops sorry about that i didnt know i was that close ill stop now thanks.

Wow....this is more pointless than....something really pointless!

its good to know that one day you're going to die

loser

Is Satan the Bull with the red ass?

yeah....

Dave...i gave you the title of funny boy, and you truly are!!!!





And i sent you a postcard too!!! For being a funny boy!

and i recieved it this morning thank ya lil... very nice it was too

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No thats me oh btw sorry to bring u this news but im immortal i can never die ever.

really .. well same here dude

i hope you never have children you're just sad

all of us are immortal...ever heard of the fightclub...many deaths...

Hey I bet that in eightey years you wont be immortal. Hell you wont even be mortal!

Say that to micheal jackson

Hell understand by maken out with u.

not only was that nasty, it made no sence at all

Is satan good looking? Cos if he is...

Oi mate! What the f**k are you on about?
Michael Jackson is a great guy. He might of traumatised you in his room but he's a good guy.

i think this darkfire person just has a sick sick mind

Satan is a bull with a red ass. I think he had enough spanking for one day.