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OK, so everyone's had bad days and everyone's had those days where nothing seems to go right. Well this thread is for those people who wanna share bits of their life that are "the Worst." This thread is meant for a more comical nature, but i'd like to keep the information real life. So no make belief crap for cheap jokes....only humiliating crap for good jokes. I'll start...

Its the worst when...
You go out to eat at a fast food restaurant by yourself and then you order a bunch of food because you're starving and when it comes time to pay for that food...you realize the ATM card you thought you had on you is actually lying on the kitchen table at home. (Today)

or another one

The worst is when you're playing a god-forsaken sport like raquet ball and you keep getting him by the ball....man i hated saturday.

oh i got another one...

So you're at a bar, and this cute older lady walks up to you and just flat out flirts with you for like an hour. Things are seeming good so you offer the lady a drink...but then she gives you the curve ball. "i'm a recovering alcoholic, and did i forget to mention my fiance will be coming to meet me here any minute?" Awwww come on!!! Like i woulda even wasted my time if she told me that at the begining of the conversation. (thursday)

I was in town few days back, and i was REALLY craving chips (french fries). I dont eat fast food often because it has millions of calories and is VERY fattening. So anyway i decided to buy a portion of chips (french fries) and i was eating it while walking down the street when i spotted this guy from my curse that i really like.

Obviously i wasnt going to let him see me pigging out so i shoved the chips(french fries) in the bin, he didnt see it obviously, then we said hi and i was hungry for chips for the rest of the day...

I'm sorry, but that is hilarious!

yeah...i was thinking the same. how she says it makes me feel really sad. *runs to house and forces mom to make quality chips (fries) for milla*

Okay, it's the worst when your best friend comes back from Disneyland after one weekend with his gf who he's only dated for three months and now they are engaged. Plus she has two kids.

Oh, i swear i wasnt amused!! I dont eat it all the time, and that one time when i did...i trwe more than half of it away....

Woah!! After 3 months.

He may want to think about that

Yeah, that's what I said and he told me that he's never been happier and she's the one and all that stuff, so . . .. I don't know what to do. I guess I'll just have to support him.

Just be there for him and stuff. How old is he?

She says she is 28, but I swear she looks 35. He found God again with her, so there is no telling what may happen now.

His parents have only met her once, and they only live a block away from us.

Hmmm...well, hes not old, hes only 28... maybe....i dont know. But doesnt he worry that he will need to support her AND her children...

I mean its different because (im presuming) he doesnt have kids of his own, and getting in a relationship with someone who already has kids, may prove...not to work so well. If that makes sense.

They've known eachother for about a year or so becuase he takes care of her kids at a learning center. He plans on going back to school to get his degree and she is very supportive of him. She's got him by the balls. They go to Church every Sunday and to youth group and all that stuff, I just think it is odd, but he is happy so maybe I am odd. I asked him what the rush is and he said that they may as well be married while he does all that. I think she won't put out until they get hitched, if that's the case, I just don't understand.

a girl at my work married a guy she met online after 2 months....her last name was Rowe...now its Seminimarion. He seems like a really nice guy, but IMO you should either be with someone for like 2 years, or atleast live with them for more than 6 months before you decide to get married.

Wow....hmmm.

Im afraid, if she has hm by the balls and he cant see it, there is nothing you can do to make him release that hes making a mistake...if he is. I dont think you are odd, you know your friend well you know whats he like or whatever....
I think you are going to have to let him make this mistake..

Love is so blind, I guess. It's just all happening so fast and I don't think it is normal. So, I have to be out by October. No biggy, I plan on moving soon anywayz.

You pay attention to the amount of calories something has?

Let's hope it's not a mistake. He just got back from Disneyland yesterday and told me the news. I'm sorry, but when I purpose to the woman of my life, it ain't gonna be at cheesy ass Disneyland. But different strokes for different folks, right?

LoL storm...

that serves as a double comment.

1. Milla you pay attention to the calories something has?

and

2. It's the worst when you pay attention to the number of calories something has...

No, i dont count them... but i dont eat fast food and stuff...anything that has lots of them...

Im really paranoyed about my weight...

Screw the calories. I just eat what I want.
*sticks tongue out at the calories*

*gasps in horror at such a bold action of storm*

Oh yeah, i totally see your point! Then again, if shes been married before, marrage life is going to be different for her then for him...she'll look at it from a different perspective.
I just have a feeling that he might miss out on stuff...not sure what though

Is she older than him?

They are supposedly the same age, but I think she is older. I don't know.

Well, I better go, I'm still at work on my day off and I need to go get a life!!! Bye!

Bye Preston!!

Dont get too much of a life...remember, im still coming to CAli!!

shes comin to cali! hike hiker! hike like u never hiked b4...

to the hikemobile!

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its the worse when you get whacked off through your jeans and you get a horrible burn on your dick head and have to limp around with your hands in your pocket at school the next day. On top of that you can't tell the truth because your gf doesn't want people to know how physical you've been so when people ask you why you are limping, you quickly say "Hurt my knee playing basketball."

I'll have more later

I'm like that. If I start looking a little porky I stop drinking beer for a week and walla I'm slim again!

ok this is gonna sound bad but my brother has the worst hygine. he takes a bath maybe once a month. but if u think thats bad. i was at my dads house and my brother,dad and i were watching tv. then it really smelt of poo. i sniff around and it coming from my brother. i sniffed his booty and he did not wipe!

I really didn' t need to know that!

i did

ewww poopy butt!!!

and for homeboy with the dry hump jean rawness....life lesson learned bud. I think most guys with girlfriends have learned that....and now you have too. Never let psuedo hanky panky replace the satisfaction of the real thing...

its the worse when your paintball when you get shot in the dick head. And of course the paintball doesn't break which means less give so it hurts more. To top it off, the next day the same friend hits me in the balls with a racquetball. Painful weekend.

the most embarrisung things that have happened to me:
i was riding a horse when i fell of the horse and my mother caught it on camera

another time my friends picked me up and threw me into a wheelie bin and threwe me down a hill then i hit the a ballard and went flying i could have climbed out but the t!ts started spinning and then i got scared and couldnt move.

another time i gut stuck in the turnsyles taht you get when go to get the train or metro. i was stuck inside for about an hour where the polices had to pull me out. you would never guess what they said when i was stuck they said that they would gis a fine cause i was on the wrong side of the barrier

thats whats happened to me.

It sucks when you have a new girlfriend and wait all day to kiss her. Finally, at the end of the day you decide to kiss her innocently on the cheek (in a crowded area). When you go to kiss her, she notices and turns her head so you kiss her on the lips instead. Of course, your new girlfiend is short than you so your first kiss with her is on the nose infront of everybody. To top it off, the fat jolly kid behind you yells, "EEEWWWW!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO EAT HER BOOGERS OR SOMETHING!?!?!"

lol im srry but i just gotta laugh

now myth's got the spirit of this thread!

*shakes fist in air cursing at whoever created raquetball*