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There are a lot of newcomers here, so I'm devoting a thread so everyone can post their sex. I know all of the regulars, but for a long time I thought queeq was a chick, becuase his avatar was of Lara Croft.

So, here we go:

ToMacco; male

Yes please

Hmmmmmmmm...I wish you could have called this thread something slightly different..



girl...btw.

Well....I may seem a bit masculine and Idealistic at times,but i'm deffinatley a ladylike femme Fatale graceful creature from Venus like my friend Dim.

100% pure Viking blooded male.

male male male male

Regularly!

Dammit, I got all excited by the thread title!

Hairy arsed engineering male.

no surprise that To started this thread

I'm a girl and boys are stupid.

you got that one right!

Well no one can get really confused with me clearly 100% venution!

I hope that is what I think it is!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no revelations here.

I go for: Keo is from Pluto for 500

I'm from mars...

Could all single girls pls pm me???

that would be verry friendly of you...

And yerssot shut up

You still want girls?

Man, you already have 3, leave some for To, he doesn't have anyone!

It's not my fault...

I can't help it, I just wanna talk you know...

What do you think of me?

I'm an angel...

you're an angel? from who did you steal the wings?

not from you!!

where did i got those things???

man ,thinking is hard and painfull

Sorry, but what kind of saddo goes on the Internet to find meaningful relationships? I mean, you have to be some kind of social inept really, don't you?

Doesn't suprise me that this thread went off topic.

mah's a dude? See I didn't know that. Don't have a girl for your avatar, you just confuse people.

Yep, that's me

Nice one RC!

BTW, I'm pure 100% male.

Also, renamed thread (to avoid confusion) - thought it was something that it wasn't!

Raz,
the advantage woman have, is that they don't have to think with them all the time

Uh...have you heard of PMT?

And....why are you telling me this???

don't know PMT, but I'm sure you will tell me soon

And I just told you this because it's true, no offence to anyone

I'm sure someone else will fill you in on the the female menstrual cycle....

So you suddenly *just* noticed that most guys brains aren't actually in their heads!
Don't be surprised yerssot, it happens to every male that hits puberty!

we hit puberty???
Well I'll be prepared!
*gets helmet out of the closet*

So... you say you also don't know PMT?

btw,
the advantage men have is that we don't go to war every 30 days

Ahhh....so you've figured it out.

well, actually, they had to tell me this

But then the other thing doesn't get women killed.

Now, my gender...err... what did I say last time?

You said lady-boy.

Dang! Now my hilarious first post isn't hilarious any more....

I'm an angel...



ER! I think you got that wrong! I'm the ANGEL around here!

so was Lucifer

ha! ha! you know its really my party outfit!

Im used to party with people who wouldnt be considered angels

and what exactly do you mean by that?

in your avatar you should have something nice to look at, or funny or something.
of course I could believe that you're a cheese with a tie and brown pants, but I assume everyones avatar are not pictures of themself.

No no no, he wears green pants in real life.

OMG, mah, that was great ! I'm rolling !!!!!!!!!

green pants ??? *polishes glasses* sure looks purple to me!!!

actually thats 28 days! get your facts right if your gonna talk about female genitalia.

hey! You're the woman here! I just think with something else

Yeh! all blokes do!

you're the respectfull one here

Sorry, I did read that right didnt I?
I'm not seeing things am I?
Yerss, I'm in no way or form respectable!

You don't know this, but I implanted a chip in your head, it gave you more respect

28... 30.... Who cares? I mean, WE don't have to keep track of that, do we?

we only need to know when there is sports on the tv

And if there's beer in the fridge.

Hey, I watch sports and drink beer and I'm a girl.

But you're special.

Gundark, do you have a moustache?

You define special as "a person having a tache"!!!

Jeeez, you must think the two blokes from ABBA were gods then?

Well last time I checked, I was looking distinctly female!

And what thr hell is wrong with being a pint bird?

Last time I checked Edna, she was a girl too.

No yerss...remember...my brother is on the right.

Yeah Kenny Rogers is the one with a beard

Yousa funny G!

beer???

I'll take a beer.....

*reaches into thread, and grabs beer*

NO! Not the thread!
*faints*
Tell ... tell aunt Emmy, she was ... right...
Tell ... uncle ... Jimmy ... he has to go... without me...
*coughs*
Let Pogo have ... another ... master...
*coughs*

mah, it's not a piece of cheese with green shorts.

It's SpongeBob Squarepants, a very popular show here in the states. He's a sponge who lives under the sea.

Gundy, I'm surprised you havn't seen it. You need to get cable. It's the funniest damn thing I've ever seen.

okay, I actually think I've seen that once.... you get my point still though?

Well, of course I get your point. I never disagreed with you. I'm just saying that putting a woman as your avatar leaves you to an ambiguos opinon.

Anyway, Natalie Portman is a hottie

yes, and you should've learned from queeq, eh?

I've never learned anything from queeq

Or atleast you *think* you haven't..
*understands the REALLY scheme of things*

I don't get it.

That's okay..it's easier that way.

Please explain, Dimmy.

Maybe when you're older, dear..

Seriously, what is that about?

Did I miss some earlier post, or what?

that's not the only thing you miss

queeq works in mysterious ways, that's all you need to know at this stage.

I am a man!

Oh, BROTHER!!!!!!! *sigh*

wondering about that manhood

what are you on about finti?

Thomas is male alright, need to prove his manhood though.

ok!

it takes time the transformation from boy to man

thats more info than I needed finti!

talking about the brain here Lara

yes, thomas; thank you, thomas

b...brain?

yeah I know that aint a common thing in Belgium.....

finti

It's okay, yers *tucks him into bed*. Don't worry about such things. Now go to sleep and dream of lolypops and rainbows.

Well done, my young apprentice.

After a check down there, its easy to know what gender I am!
A man!

well man and manhood are different thing, you are a male that is a stated fact, But let me guess you are in your late teens and if I am right you are still a boy on the brink of manhood

Ooooooooooooooh...brink of manhood

Thomas, don't let them bug you; you're ok.

* Yawn!*
you know guys, this thread needs some, um!............................
..........................oh! I dunno, some comedy! maybe?

comedy?
*starts hitting head against the screen*

actually I am 35 years old!

I am 17 years old! (important news for the girls )

Now THAT'S comedy!

Thanks
Anyway...i will NEVA let anyone bugg me!

not even that ant on your shoulder?

No but I dont like to have you buzzing around my head!

I can sting really hard!

if you're a bee, you'll die after the sting.

I'm a superwasp

Hehe
I love to eat super wasps! And right now I am hungry!

I know To is one...

I'm a full blooded New Zealand female!!!
I was starting to get concerned that I was going to be the "old" one here, though looks like I'm the only one from the southern hemisphere.............

Nothing beats summer!!!!!!!! lol

Welcome aboard, Kiwi Leia. I could use some of that summer heat up here in Minnesota.

Thanks ToMacco, what Ive seen of this forum its all pretty cool, though I still feel old on it.

I'd love to experience a white CHristmas one day, I mean having the big roast turkey when its stinking hot doesnt really appeal.....

I can't imagine a Cristmas that's NOT white

If you dont like it......move!!!!!

I mean you have it all in the United States. Have Christmas in LA....at Disneyland, now that would be cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

And smile abit more

I was in Arizona for one Christmas. I didn't like that. Instead of snow, I was surrounded by sand, mountains and cactus'.

I was in Arizona in 1994. Awesome experience, being 18 and being in Las Vegas, and yes I got stung by the cactus while I was there.

YOu have it all over there, I cant wait to visit again!!!!

Surely you can appeciate your amazing country

Good to see your smiling ToMacco...........
I noticed you didnt seem to have a sense of humour when it came to the jokes on the other forum.............

It's funny that you say that. I'm one of the only ones here that doesn't take anything seriously. There are so many people here that are so uptight about the stupidest things.

Often, it's very frusterating. We need more people like you and I around here, who are here to have fun. . . not to obey the damn "rules" of this forum.

Oh, and !!!!!!!!!

ToMacco, you gota be careful...there are alot of people on here, and making generalised accusations like that could offend people, wheather you mean to or not...................

And what I have read so far you have managed to upset some people....

I myself choose to make my own mind up. Sure life is to short to take everything seriously, though somethings are still important to take seriously................

And by the way.....dont put down LOTR to much, it was filmed in the most awesome country inthe world........MINE!!!!!!!!

eh. . . your looking at the wrong posts, because I never put down the Lord of the Rings. I said it was good. I'd reread what you though you read (did that make sense ).

And my generalization towards a lot of people here is valid. You don't really know, you just got here (and I hope you stay, too ). Once you come back and read the 'regulars' posting, you'll see I'm about the most laid back person here.

Well the more I was reading, the more I saw people putting LOTR movie so I guess I thought you were one of them too.

And b4 we go any further Ushgarak is a very very good friend of mine, so hope your generalisation doesnt go to far............

Yea I think I might stick around...u dont seem too bad

he he, Ushie.

Well, what can I say about Ush? I once called Ush Qui-gon because he is pretty set in his opinions. I don't think that that is bad, but it's frusterating at times. I've had several face offs with Ush, but they've always ended in a semi-friendly mannor.

If Ush is Qui-gon, then I'm Obi-wan. He's been around a lot longer than I have been, but I feel like I've learned quite a bit in the few months I've been here.

Oh, and Kiwi Leia, if you're Ushies friends, bring him to a bar, and maybe he'll lighten up a little bit. Fact of the matter is, I've given Ush shit for being so serious.

Yeah anything except Bush bashings

That is a load of crap


You better be joking with this one, there are reasons for those rules.

Im not sure what iam

Very off topic..... and over 100.

Closing.

Hey sorry for going off topic on this, just learning about it all, and being female I like to ramble sometimes