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How to shower like a woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
according to whites and coloured.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror?
Make mental note to do more sit-ups.
Get in shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide
loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43
added vitamins.
Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for10 minutes until
red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake
body wash.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots
with Exit Mould.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.






How to Shower Like A Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo
sound.
Look at manly physique in the mirror.
Admire size of your knob and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Make huge fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud
they sound in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
Shampoo hair.
Make shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor.
Admire knob size in mirror again.
Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her make woo-hoo
noise again .


lol

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

OMG, that's mostly true with me!

right on, dude.....

Except admiring my knob...I envy it mostly.

Lindsay's way to shower:

Turn on hot water
Remove clothes
Get in shower
Hope to god that her new boy toy will join her

I love showering with my lady, getting clean never felt so dirty

me:
turns hot water on,
gets in,
waits till parents yell not to flood the bathroom or waste the water..
then i get out

hahaha swicked.

wow if all that is true....i shower like a girl....

At my gym there's loads of guys who walk around naked, drying themselves very openly, bending over naked to put socks on, etc.

Its not nice.

thats foul. it must be a damn good gym...

LindsIsTightK>I shower like that
except the 'boy toy' part

Lol that's funny as.

Its a great gym tm, its just some people can be a little too open.

Thank the lord there's a tv in the changing rooms, gives me something to focus on.

Yeah, I would be watching the TV, hoping no guy is watching me.

They can watch me all they like, as long as they don't get wood.

good god no!!!

thats bad news that is

um...........
this topic getting a bit...........um.........eerie

Hey! guys are self conscious too!!!! I'd say most don't admire their knob so much as wish it were Gi-normous!

Cool with LTA's instructions, I will now be able to shower.

LTA didn't post in here...

He looked at the Avatar and automatically assumed it was LTA.

Oh yeah shit sorry. Plus this is the kind of stuff he would post.

that shower thing is funny

Wow...men showering is nasty

But hilarious

although i don't scratch my butt , but i do look at myself(knob) in the mirror

thanks for sharing that

i had to add alittle of 113 into that post