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1. HE'S HERE, THERE AND EVERYWHERE
In the morning, he emails you to tell you he's thinking of you. In the afternoon, he calls to see how your day is going and in the evening, he rushes over to see you.

2. BYE BYE FOOTY
It's Saturday and he wants to go shopping with you instead of meeting the lads for football.

3. FAMILY TIES
He tells his mother about you.

4. BYE BYE MATES
He cancels nights out with the boys to be with you. And you didn't even have to ask.

5. MR FIX-IT
He volunteers to do odd jobs around the house for you.

6. CROWDS DON'T MATTER
He holds your hand in public and showers you with kisses between courses in restaurants.

7. SIMILAR PURSUITS
He wants to teach you the offside rule so that you can watch football together.

8. HEART'S DESIRE
He's really looking forward to Valentine's Day.

9. THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT
He's happy to sit through chick-flick after chick-flick with you at the cinema.

10. THE ULTIMATE SIGN....
He says, "I love you," in front of his friends.

As a guy, I'd probably be willing to do 7, and maybe, maybe 10. thats it.

that was written by a woman

cry

Hes not mine...although there isnt anyone to be mine really

7. SIMILAR PURSUITS
He wants to teach you the offside rule so that you can watch football together.

and thats how you know it was written by a woman, theres much more to football than one little rule

the chances of finding someone like that... all ive got to say is good luck

there are guys that would do that but it doesnt say what they want in return

Yeah, its a pontless game where ten men run after one ball for 90mins

It's worse if it were American football

hey...I'm all that... except i dont like or know football ...and i dont do odd jobs

i think that it should be renamed to "10 signs he needs more sex"

cos no one would do ALL 10 of them for nothing

thats true dave. I'm not sure if i would do half of them for some sex, its a bit excessive

shh dont let the secret rule out dave

i'd do quite a few if i felt strongly about her

what're you so pissed about?

oh nothing.......

KORRI!

oh hello its that guy who is excellent at making signatures

whats that you say

are you trying to drop me a hint

me? drop hint? no


ok i am a little

korris so cute

me?

Well theres only one Korri...

my name is Korri....?

hi, im spearhead...

really?

how kewl is that!

hit the nail on the head

thanks

i love dave

I love you too Korri hug

I disagree with dave on this one.

I myself can do all 10 of those things without wanting anything in return, not all guys are pigs.

so you wouldnt want ANYTHING in return? so she could just completely ignore you and that would be alrite with you?

If it happens that way, oh well.

i can understand that you wouldnt necessarily want sex, but I know you would expect something in return

Of course, I was just playing along with your other comment.

I'd want affection and appreciation, but sex doesn't matter.

2.BYE BYE FOOTY
It's Saturday and he wants to go shopping with you instead of meeting the lads for football.

that's just a litte gay....

That one's me, because I don't play football anyways.

me neither...and whats wrong with shopping

Hey, I'm a guy and I admit I go to the mall and go shopping, it's fun getting new things.

spending loadsa money is fun too

it's ok to shop, but to go shoping with ur g\f on saturday instead of dowin whatever wit ur friends....

I've been there and done all those 10 things, but from experience when he's no longer your the opposites start to happen!

If you had a girl you loved that much, you'd want to spend much more time with her than any friends.

The only way to really keep girls interested is by not absolutly letting them know that they're the only thing you think about, even if they are. Girls all want what they can't have (if you tell me different, your lieing). Period. If you let her know that she's the most important thing in the world to you, you'll be kicked to the curb in less than 2 months, write it down.

MY BOYFRIEND DOES ALL TEN OF THEM !!!

should I marry him?

he taught a woman the offside rule

damn, he must be a great guy ring him up now and tell him your getting married on valentines day

So remarkably, unbelievably true that it hurts

I HIGHLY doubt there is any guy out there who can match up to all 10 of these

and if he matches up to all ten... then all he wants is sex

apparently not lance

I disagree.

men should not give other men "love" advice

are we that dumb?

You're a woman, yes?

no, not that dumb, but let's just say some of the advice men give to men can make a relationship go from bad to worse

Yep. But just ask Fire his opinion on this.

Are you REAL gf and bf or just internet?(not knocking you if you are, whatever floats your boat) Are you in his presence daily for hours upon hours? If so, has he actually told you that you mean EVERYTHING to him?

i kick ass when giving advice about relationships, my mate was asking me who he should go out with... and i got bored cos i'd never met either of them... so i just told him to flip a coin over it

xeous...i'm not even gonna say anything.

We' re real gf and bf
And yes.

Why not spear?

I thought it was common knowledge that you and fire were together guess not

"Storm
I Love Fire"

yeah.... a slight hint

thats a bad sign...I didn't mean that to be funny

i think i can do all those except #9, i'd fall asleep unless we were making out

8. HEART'S DESIRE
He's really looking forward to Valentine's Day.

so thats over 2 weeks of making out

i think you mean number 9

I will do all of those steps if it gets her to do it with me and fast

lol, a man thats honest

FUNNY

see, that proves my point men, please do not help men out with relationship advice unless it's from MM... he's suave

Ladies never say the L word to us unless we have been going out for many many months cause i had a chick that said it after 4 days and im only 16 but i said it ne way to possible get noggin

B that's touching

oops, ya i meant the chick flik one damn i couldn't play it off

OMG Valentines day

whats valentines day

making out all over

are you serious?

14th

I have never heard of valentines day what is it like a holiday.

Valentines day is the worst f**king day ever, for me anyways. Too many obligations.

obligations so what r u obligated to do on this holdiay

Buy girls presents

no wonder why its a stupid holiday is this a new holdiay when did they start it this year or something do they celebrate it in chicago

dont you diss valentines day

plus it turns you into a soft guy, that you hate to be, even though you love your girl. Roses, presents, cards, saying "I love you" 66435 freakin times. Its too much!

haha honestly how can u belive that someone has never heard of valentines day that is 16 years old

I love it *runs away*

your not good enough then

i'd do all of them, but i'd expect something similar back

like, if i dont go out with the lads then i'd expect her to spend some of her time with me etc...

basically, what lance said

what did Ken say

dunno, but i agreed with him

umm okay I will just go now......------------> *stands over here*

go look it up and stop being so lazy

and dont ask me to look it up, i'm too lazy aswell

then I would know he really loves me

unless he thought you were gonna buy him something for his trouble

No, if you really loved HIM then you would let him go with his friends. Valentines day is the worst holiday ever created. It had to have been created by a woman that was dating a rich guy or something...Just another excuse to get something that isn't between our legs.

OR the Hallmark coropration....

I love Valentines
Its sweet and guys who are willing to spend time with you of course I would let him go with his friends, I would insist, but if he really loved me he would insist to come along anyways

Hallmark is run by a bunch of Neo-Nazi's. But instead of hating jews, they hate us poor men...(literally poor) They created cards. Ok, cards are great, cheap(like 3 bucks). Then they invented those little friggin candy bears(like 10 bucks) so that when you get a girl a card, they say, "Why didn't you get me a candy bear."

Next came the friggin little bears with the flowers, holding the candy.(like 12 bucks) NOW, if you buy the candy bear they say, "Why didn't you get me the bear with the flower holding the candy?"

Hallmark came from hell. It's the devils way of saying, "Yeah, you might have created man but I can still ruin his life."

Right...And if your girlfriends are all up and ready to go see "Win a Date with Tod Hamilton" and then go shopping would you stay behind and watch hockey? I think not.

you really are bitter
not all girls are only after material goods

actually I would becuz I love hockey anyways and if it means being all wamr and cosy on the couch together then I'm all for it

Nope, just the ones that are breathing.

Mama was right, women are the devil.

i like the way irene thinks....

xeous i love waterboy

Really now? Who'se the third line center for...Oh I'll make it easy...The best team in the league...Oh wait...Who is that? Answer both and you win my vote.

thanks baby cakes
I'm just saying all women are different dont characterize us
Just cuz one doesnt like hockey doesnt mean another doesnt!

which league
theres american and international is there not

what are you talking about hockey is awsome

I said THE league. Theres only one the. And no, there is no international. You lose.

what the **** is the world championships about then
and what the hell since not everyone is american there is no THE

moving on, not everyone is the same, you dont like it dont follow the list its up to you

And I really think Ken said it best
Of course you want attention and affection back but you gotta give to recieve

The World Championships has nothing to do with "The International League". The WC is the best players in the world(who aren't in the playoffs in THE league) playing each other during the summer to prove which country is the best.

The IHL was the International Hockey League, it joined with the ECHL (East Coast Hockey League) in the late 90's because they had no use for it anymore(the AHL became the primear farm league in the world).

And love, I hate to tell you but, the NHL is THE league. It has nothing to do with being American.(By the way, there are 4 teams in Canada) Ask any minor leaguer, any pee wee player, ANYONE that ever wants to play hockey for a living what league they want to play in; they'll say the NHL.

If you want me to start a whole new thread and discuss why in every aspect you are wrong, I will and trust me, it will be much much much longer than this. I could actually use the net to look up facts instead of just going off the top of my head.

You're wrong about hockey and you're most definatly wrong about how 90% of the female population looks at men either consciously or subconsciuosly.(we could go into Freudian theories too. I'm a man of many habits.)

thats what i was too lazy to look for

well duh I know that the Canada part I mean
Like I don't memorize the teams and players off by heart, but that doesnt mean I can't enjoy a game of hockey, since I find it interesting, and for your info I pay hockey too not that that is relavent to this thread anyways.

and by the way I am female so please choose not to tell me how I see guys

I said 90% of the female population. If you're not one of those 2 billion +, congrats.

thanks I think
why do you have to be negative instead of pointing out flaws in people, females in this case, why not find one who you think is without said flaws

Because no one is without flaws. If that were the case, the world would be full of me's.

she said "said flaws", not all flaws

idiot

Oh an ego maniac, just perfect
and so what are you gonna be bitter and alone your whole life

I was kidding. They need to put a sarcasm tag on these damn things. And I hate smilies for posts...PMs are fine but not posts.

It's not polite to call people names, fancy pants Brit.

Tell me you dont have a girlfriend

Nope. Wouldn't want one. I'm celebate.

well that kinda explains it
dont see why it bothers you so much then

Because the longer you go without it the more you realize why girls keep guys around. They use them for buying stuff and when we run out of money, they use us for sex. If we're not good at that, they kick us to the curb. It's simple.

Guys need it more then girls. It's a scientific fact. Girls can use "it" to get pretty much whatever they want, including that top 10 list.

when we run out of money, they use us for sex.

like... damn?

*uses it* look unless your some sleazy tramp you can keep a guy around without using him and bribing him with sex.......

some guys actually like us for us at first without sex on their minds, or at least I hope so

but there are few guys who would have a permanent relationship if there was never gonna be any sex

To dan, yeah, they do. And most of them don't find it pleasurable enough so BAM, your gone. No money, nothing for sex except for Jill(right hand...Look at it my friend, J-I-l-l)



HAHHAAHA. Do you really think a guy would ask you out if he didn't have sex on his mind? Why do you think that we're here? The storks? NO. Guys look at the reproductive abilities of females first and foremost. Thigh size, breast size, etc. Whether they like it or not (so I'm not saying that it's conscious). There was some kind of research done in New York I think where a woman went up to a guy and asked for directions. I think the average time before he looked at her breasts was like 6 seconds. It's built into us, nothing we can do. I still do it even though I know I'm not getting any!

Yep, Castration does wonderful things.

Look you are really depressing me, you believe what you want about females, and I will believe what I want about males, and so you know with your theory it would be impossible to have friends of the opposite sex

Do you have any reading comprehension abilities or do you just skim?

I said that it was NOT conscious which means subconscious which means there's nothing that we can do about it. So no, it's not impossible to have friends from the opposite sex. As a matter of fact I do ::GASP:: They know they're not getting any money(unless they desperatly need it) or any sex off of me though. So we're fine.