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inspired greatly by the 'how do elves make love' thread, i have a new one, how do dwarves have kids, if there really aren't that many dwarf women how would dwarves have kids, would men really be able to have kids? would they 'spring out of holes in the ground' this thread is not to be confused with the thread 'dwarves' btw

well they do it kust like humans do

they have sex and then a dwarf baby arives some time later (the usual nine months?)

but wasn't there only like one dwarf woman mentioned, how would the race progress? eep!!!

one mentioned....but not only one there

you dont have to see to believe

im sure the dwarves were like a pack of say lions..a pride

one dominat male...one dominat female...the male...gets the dominant female and also any other female he chooses...the rest make do with what they can get

so the race would steadily progress....or just stay the same....

maybe the dwarves are like pat on snl, you just can't tell

didnt Gimli say in the movie there are many dwarf women....but they all look like men....it's the beards adds Aragorn....i think thats it....

Yes! That is what is stomach turning!

*imagines* Wow that's more disturbing then the Elven babies one......

*pukes in nearby bucket* oh lord

well two dawrves do it all night and 9 months later, for elves they do it then have a baby 500 years latter somebody asked me about orcs

Men can become compatible with orcs after a few generations of serving a devil (Melkor/Morgoth or Sauron).

that joke about dwarf women having beards is a movie-only (most likely) nod to dungeons and dragons, which has bearded dwarf women in one of its worlds.

i dont like that they put it in the movie.

um sory it IS in the book it's in the appendices(s?)

this is a very disturbing topic