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man i cant sleep so i will list the problems i have with my girfirend lol

1. why do they all your bed covers and leave you frezzing.

2. why do they sleep like a brick

3. why are there feet always cold

4.why do they take long to dress i mean come she take bloody 30 min to get ready for bed.

5. Why do they all fancy Orlando Bloom

6. Takes ages shopping i mean ages bloody hell i hate shopping

7. She can actually drive better then me
which means she drives me everywere.

ok i have had done enought ranting i will hopefully get some sleep and i she takes all the bedcovers i am dropping her in the bath tub

1. I sleep alone so I wouldn't know
2. What do you mean??
3. Mine are always toasty warm.
4. Perfection takes time!
5. Look at him nuff said!
6. Looking at, trying on, and paying for lots of cute little things takes time!
7. Damn straight!!

....because that's just what we do

1. same answer as Silver
2. Yeah? Your point?
3. ...that's why I always wear socks
4. Because we care about our appearance we're perfectionists
5. Once again, same answer as Silver
6. Plus it's so hard to make up our minds as to what we want to get (and my solution? Buy it all!)
7. But of course!

Ash...technically, if women were to give their side of the story, we wouldn't hear the end of it. Personally I find it annoying but there's probably stuff we do that pisses them off.

want the list

It's really long...

like a few pages at least

How men burp out loud, how they can be pigs, they fart, their players, and etc and etc... But there are always good men, that are angels to women, that's what I fanasize about

1. Selfish
2. What?
3. Cold Blooded
4. They need to look good to sneak out and cheat on you as soon as you go to sleep.
5. He's gay. All women like gay men.
6. To make sure they spend ALL of your hard earned cash.
7. You got a major problem there man, learn to drive.

(this was for you, Silver)

Let me reiterate...I don't, repeat, DON'T want to know.

Thank you.

Women don't burp, fart, or cheat on guys? Give me a friggin break.

I am not really hurt by that cuz it isn't true anyways

It least why do care about how we look, how we present ourselves, and are sensative

we don't do it in public
and what's this about cheating I have never and plan on never

Exactly, Sil!

ORLANDO BLOOM CAN DIE FOR ALL I CARE!!

you tell 'em, naz!

well that was rude

not all women like orlando bloom!

i dont

im probably the only one though...

Don't talk like that to people you don't know. I might be a jerk on the boards but I cry myself to sleep every night because I sleep alone. Syke.

Honestly though: I definatly care how I look(besides hair right now, I'm kinda growing it out a little, surfer hair). My clothes ALWAYS match, I usually wear decent clothes (not hoodies all the time, maybe once per week max), I play sports(and exercise), in person I actually am well mannored(especially toward women ), and I am sensative about different things. I get over stuff easy but usually when things first hit me(terrible things like deaths, divorces, etc.) I bawl for the first day and then I'm ok.

99.9% of the time on this or any message board, if I'm being a jerk, it's to see people's reactions. I like to study sociology, different people from different parts of the world react completely different to situations. It's extremely interesting.

I think he's really cute, but I don't go goo-goo-ga-ga over him.

Naz, it's just a suprise, that's all.

oh so your an ass here, but not in real life
some character you have there

hmmm... I thought I said this in a previous quote, there are always an exception. Look back will you?

Meh...I'm the opposite. I'm nicer here than I am in real life.

no damn you orlando hater

huh

It's nice to see that not all girls aren't obsessed with Bloom...

The end of the world I tell you

If this means the end of the world, then I'm not a part of it.

bah on all of you my list is most accurate

See, I look at the boards as a point of relief. 1) I can let out anything that has been bothering me so I don't go to our clocktower and start picking people off 2) I'm always trying to learn so, as I said, I can observe reactions 3) I'll probably never ever meet ANYONE from these boards so, who cares?

The reason that I'm not as nice in RL is that I never think before I say anything...well here, I do.

That still doesnt make it right
what the hell is up with that, you come here to vent your feelings of frustration an anger now that bothers me, no matter if you meet us or not its just shows the type of person you are!

Glad I could show you the real world that everyone hides behind thier false personas. Glad to be a breath of fresh air.

look you are an idiot
everyone has bad days, but normal people don't go around pretending to be something they arent, if you are an ass here then you are most likely an ass on the outside world, just cuz you choose to hide behind manners in the real world

I hide behind nothing in the real world. I hide behind hatrid and lies here. Normal people don't do this? Then I guess Spearhead isn't normal either?

spearhead is nicer here becuz he thinks about what he is going to say
you don't even know us and you act like a jerk

That's the idea. I guess you can't read or have literally no reading comprehension. Go to http://forums.pittsburghpenguins.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?Cat=

To see what I'm really like when you get to know me. TheChosenOne is my SN there...

Wait hold up, so you're really an ass, but you act nice... is that right?

Backwards.

wanna know something I don't care, what you do is your choice so power to you

BTW General discussions at the bottom is usually where we speak more freely. We get into some heated battles in the upper GD...It's hockey and we're in last place yeah, we're frustrated!

Okay, then why don't you act nice to everyone, what's wrong?

Amen sister.

Reactions, to see reactions...I'll quit if you really want me to.

why do all women tease?

because we can

not cool

1. Because we can? I really don't know because in my experience it has been the opposite!
2. I sleep like a feather thank u very much....
3. I hate feet, they are my biggest turn off, so I try not to think about them!
4. So well look perfect for u!
5. I hate Orlando Bloom.
6. I can shop for hours w/o even needing to eat, drink or sit down.
7. I hate driving! I am the worst. I have actually flipped a car. My last boyfriend had a show car (Honda Civic) and I wasn't allowed to sit in the drivers seat! LOL

You would have been the perfect woman had number 6 been omitted.

Janet Jackson was doing some teasing tonight Not really, she showed it all!

Yes, I can't do w/o my shopping!

Blast you people and your vices.

humm while we are on the subject.....

Why do guys...
1.Care about cars more than anything else?
2.The only thing you do care about more is sex?
3.Leave ur clothes all over the floor?
4.Never throw away the empty: milk carton, cerel box, chip bag, ect..... or leave a drink, half a bowl, 3 chips in the bag so u don't have to throw it away.
5.Learn how to put the damn seat down on the loo?
6.Watch porn? I just don't get it!

1. I wouldn't know, I've never slept with anyone before
2. I'm a light sleeper
3. I dunno
4. It takes me like 2 minutes to get dressed
5. I don't like Orlando Bloom
6. I hate shopping
7. I can't drive

1. We can fix cars, a lot of the time we don't know how to fix anything else that's wrong...
2. I'm celebate.
3. I'm clean.
4. See above.
5. Loo Sorry, I'm american. I have a cat that drinks out of the toilet so I have to put both lids down.
6. See number 2.

Tonks, if you're for real...You're the woman of a lot of guys dreams.

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Originally posted by Aurora
humm while we are on the subject.....

Why do guys...
1.Care about cars more than anything else?
2.The only thing you do care about more is sex?
3.Leave ur clothes all over the floor?
4.Never throw away the empty: milk carton, cerel box, chip bag, ect..... or leave a drink, half a bowl, 3 chips in the bag so u don't have to throw it away.
5.Learn how to put the damn seat down on the loo?
6.Watch porn? I just don't get it!
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1. i dont really know why its just a feeling and the rush u get.

2. Well i love sex but i love my girfriend and family more then i do sex. But like you said us men do think about sex alot

3. Well i do that so because normally i know where i have left it on the floor.
4.Hey i alway throw away junk
5. i really think this is Gentatic in all men iam afriad .
6. Well i used to watch poen untril i got a girlfriend porn is for poeple with no girlfriends

Well, being a gay male, I may buck a few stereotypes here.

1.Care about cars more than anything else?
2.The only thing you do care about more is sex?
3.Leave ur clothes all over the floor?
4.Never throw away the empty: milk carton, cerel box, chip bag, ect..... or leave a drink, half a bowl, 3 chips in the bag so u don't have to throw it away.
5.Learn how to put the damn seat down on the loo?
6.Watch porn? I just don't get it!

1. Could not care less about cars.
2. I do love sex..certainly more than I do cars.
3. How much did I pay for these clothes. If it's one of my suits, then no...but a shirt or a pair of jeans or underwear. Sure, the floor is the way to go. It'll be there when I need to do laundry.
4. I always throw it away...or at least leave it on the counter so I don't have to pull it out of the fridge again
5. I never put the seat up to begin with.
6. Porn is one of those gifts god gave us. Enjoy it.


1. why do they all your bed covers and leave you frezzing.

2. why do they sleep like a brick

3. why are there feet always cold

4.why do they take long to dress i mean come she take bloody 30 min to get ready for bed.

5. Why do they all fancy Orlando Bloom

6. Takes ages shopping i mean ages bloody hell i hate shopping

7. She can actually drive better then me
which means she drives me everywere.

1. I have too many blankets on the bed to ever steal them off my boyfriend. I get really cold at night.
2 I sleep like a brick, but I don't think that is reserved soley for members of one sex or another
3 My hands and my feet are often cold
4 I can get dressed and look good in 10 minutes...that's shower, pick the outfit and dress. Usually more if I have to shave.
5 Orlando who?
6. I hate long and drawn out shopping. I am a very deliberate shopper. I go to the stores I want to go to, see if they have anything I want and am right out the door. I can cover a whole mall in half an hour...and be on my way to Wal-Mart to look for Star Wars figures...which again, is only a matter of walking in and out. (Besides, what could/should/would I buy at Wal-Mart other than toys? CD's or movies maybe)
7 I am an excellent driver, but I don't want to drive because it usually means I have to limit my alcohol intake.

And people say i complain alot sheesh!

These are just typical stereotypes

yeah...that's why God created Johnny Depp apparently. (for all the rest)

1. Cars don't talk back...
2. Priorities are priorities
3. Decoration...why else?
4. To remind us it's time to go buy more...
5. We only put it down, when we need it down.
6. Because for about 30 minutes a day...the penis does more thinking than the brain.

Well thanks for the info !