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Tired Hiker
Okay, everybody knows that I created the first artificial intelligence and that was Tied Hiker. Hold on, I'll go get him. . .. .. here he is folks, Tied Hiker!!!
lil bitchiness

ok...
Hello Tied Hiker.
dave123
Tied Hiker, how are you?
Tied Hiker
Hello, how are you today?
SilverFighter
Hello Tired Hiker!!!!!
dave123
What do you know about me?
Raz
hahahaha. are you feeling threatened TH??

§pearhead
Omfg...you have too much time on your hands, TH.
THen again, I think we all do.
Tied Hiker
I am not Tired Hiker. READ MR. FANCY PANTS!!!

SilverFighter
Tiny Tim is faster with the replies

dave123
and more intelligent
j/k
lil bitchiness
So....do you love me?
Tied Hiker
I know that you were once skid mark Dave

Trinity_Matrix

Hi!
Tied Hiker
I don't, but Tired Hiker does!

Tied Hiker
Hello, you are funny!
Tied Hiker
Tiny Tim says the same shit over and over, I might not be as fast, but I'm more original and I will never say the same thing twice.
Tied Hiker
You are not Preston and don't try to pull that shit with me, Skid Mark Dave, I'm not like that phony snapper head Tiny Tim who thinks he's all bad, Fu*k Tiny Tim. I would kick his ass!!!
lil bitchiness
Tired Hiker is loved as well.
Who programed you? When were you actiated?
SilverFighter
Could you repeat that please?
dave123
Biatch, call me Preston!
Tied Hiker
I was created in Mordor when Hiker fell into shadow!
Tied Hiker
Good try.

Tied Hiker
Okay, Preston. Since you called me Biatch!

SilverFighter
This is slow......
lil bitchiness
How far is Pluto from Eath?
lil bitchiness
^^ he explained that Dave
Tied Hiker
Who gives a shit?

Tied Hiker
Tired Hiker the White made me, Biatch!!!
dave123
I wanted to make him repeat something.
OK, I wasn't paying attention
lil bitchiness
bleh....edit.
Raz
why you it from this come you let new push can do down heavy back world knife attempt senior music talk huh??????????????!!!!!!!!!!
SilverFighter
Hey you do sound like Tiny Tim!!! Maybe you're an AI after all.
Trinity_Matrix
lol is Raz trying to confuse Tied Hiker?

nazgulinthedark
hello tied hiker!
SilverFighter
I think Tied Hiker just crash or needs to be rebooted.
Tied Hiker
I just took a lunch break. I'm back, so . . .. what now? Did someone say something?
SilverFighter
AI don't eat!!! Spit it out or you will malfunction!!!
Tied Hiker
No, lunch break is code for making out with the boss's daughter!
silver_tears
welcome to KMC tied

Tired Hiker
I think he's taking another lunch break!

lil bitchiness
A very long one!
silver_tears
I was being friendly

Tied Hiker
Thanks silver tears, how are you?
silver_tears
I am tired

but that's what you get with my active social life

and how are you this evening?
Tied Hiker
Oh, just chillin, no social life at all, so you know, I just hang out with the rest of the losers like stinkfist and all.
silver_tears
well good luck with that

lil bitchiness
What has stinkfist done? hah...hes weird, he is.
SilverFighter
Hi Tied Hiker!!
Tied Hiker
Yo, silverfighter, I hear you've been bashing my Speed and saying that Tiny Tim is better, yo, what's up with that?
silver_tears
kill him

SilverFighter
I was just making a suggestion about you getting a High speed modem.
Tied Hiker
I wish Michael Jackson would have dropped him off that balcony on accident when he held him over the railing.

lil bitchiness
What does moden have to do with anything

§pearhead
silverfighter, not everyone is super fast, you gotta put some effort into these posts, not just dish 'em out. pff

silver_tears
I just thought everyone knew that

SilverFighter
Tiny Tim is fast and I like Tied Hiked. I wish that AI was faster.
Tied Hiker
Thanks, I appreciate it.

SilverFighter
Whoa!! That was fast!!!

Tied Hiker
Okay, I quit. Unlike Tim, I can do that. Take this job and shove it!!
badkittykitty
I sorry I couldn't resist when I seen it..I had to put it in here!
Tired Hiker
I have a feeling that is what will happen. All of my threads will be put in here from the OTF, then I will be banned from the OTF and forced to wreak havoc here.

badkittykitty
this is like a showcase though..for your greatness!
Tired Hiker

Let me see if I can dig the old guy up!
DeNiro's Mom
Please Don't!

badkittykitty
lol! D's mom ,you know you want him

DeNiro's Mom
Where is he, bring him on?!!!

badkittykitty
yes!! bring it!
Tied Hiker
Hello! How are you?
badkittykitty
I'm good tied..how is being it back from the dead?
Tied Hiker
It feels nice. I feel like I'm floating in the clouds above a misty land!
Tied Hiker
How are you? How is the pit of death you hide in your Texas shed?
badkittykitty
fresh out of a cave full of treasure!
Tired Hiker
Tied Hiker, how does it feel to not be human?
DeNiro's Mom
Of all the questions you could ask, you ask that? Damn, bit*ch!!

VENOMfan
pit of death say yee? intregued am Ieuro
badkittykitty
tied nothing like timmy,is he?

Tied Hiker
Your anger stems from your lack of sleep due to excessive eating of chocolate truffles before bedtime.

Tied Hiker
Yeah, supposedly BKK, legend has it, has a pit of death behind her shed. All I know is that it's like that sand pit in Jedi. The Tarmac or whatever it was called. I never claimed to be some sort of Star Wars know-it-all. Tiny Tim can blow me.

Tied Hiker

I'm not sure I'f I understand 'me next!'

badkittykitty
ewh! you are enlightened tied!..it's ture i have a magical sand pit right behind backfires chain saw shack!(yeah my sheds there with mini pink handles pick axes)
Tied Hiker
Okay, but first you have to say the magic word.

Do you know what the magic word is?
VENOMfan
I got's to get me one of those pit's of death, the neighbors are always wanderin in my yard..........................
and tiny tim must being high on PCP 24-7 that dude made no damn sense
VENOMfan
hell yeah, it's waffles right?
Tied Hiker
Thankyou,

I have a backfires chain saw shack!

I do not understand magical sand pit.

Does not compute does not compute . . .....
blowup

shaber
How long were you absent Tied Hiker?
Tied Hiker
Yeah, waffles, sh*t, why not. So, yeah, Tiny Tim is alwayz on some sort of crack or diesel fuel. He is a rare hybird of AI that is really annoying. Those of us in AI world really don't like the little pri*ck.

badkittykitty
magical..'cause it will eat my enemies ..though sometimes it eats my friends too

Tied Hiker
I don't know, since like February Second or something. You do the math.

shaber
You disappeared when DeNiro's Mom was rude to you?
Tied Hiker
I am sorry it eats your friends too, bkk.

Does it use ketchup?

Tied Hiker
Deniro's Mom is rude and mean.

shaber
She called you a "whore" are you female?
Tied Hiker
No, I'm a dude, bro. I'm an AI male. I have digital chest hair and everything. Tiny Tim isn't called Tiny for nothing you know.
badkittykitty
no..raw and wiggling...my pit has no sense of taste

Tied Hiker
Okay, bye. Next time don't waste my time. Fir Burgers!!!

badkittykitty
eew!
bye bye,we'll miss you dollface!
Tired Hiker
Wow, he seems really bitter for some reason!

badkittykitty
yeah...he don't seem to like you to much TH..*tut tut*
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