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go ahead, ask me anything...

whats the square root of infinity?

this is similar to the magic 8-ball...

Are you another AI like Tiny Tim or Tied Hiker?

it is imaginary due to the fact that infinity is an imaginary number...







ps. answers are no gaurantee...

i am not round or black or have the #8 for a face... so not at all similar...

what's my real name?

no. i am a unique entity...

only you can answer that... but if you want i can call you The...

Have you posted a question to Tiny Tim?

Have you ever eaten dog food?

ok then... If I'm in a train going west at 65 miles an hour, and my name is Jimmy, and I'm trying to get from Saint Louis to Sacramento, how long will it take me to get to my destination?

nope... who is tiny tim?

nope. just dog...

oh, and don't forget that I'm a shady-looking dog with shifty eyes from the planet Canadia, that's very important to the equation

Have you really eaten dog?

well jimmy, i can only speculate... but my guess is very quick... -ly...

yes. but only by accident. plus i was hammered and i was really really hungry.

well then i reckon you'll get there faster than i expected... i reckon...

thanks man!!!

don't reckon it... i reckon...

I got another one for ya... what is the definition of the word "integer"?

Why did you eat a poor dog? What were the circumstnaces?

it has many meanings...

-- the opposite of "outteger"

that is all...

i was drinking with my uncles and they were kinda nibbling on something... i asked them what it was, they sad dog... so i said "that's mean" then i took a bite...

did you make this to boost ur post count?

HOW DARE YOU!!! JUST BECAUSE I DECIDED TO CREATE A THREAD THAT WOULD ALLOW ME TO POST MULTIPLE TIMES WITHOUT BEING QUESTIONED DOESNT MEAN I-- yes i did ...

any more takers?

dude this bot kicks timmy's ass anyday!

any day... well, not really...

i dont want to ask anything

why not?

question:
why did a beautiful girl lead me on for 4 months before tellin me she wasnt interested?
and why couldnt i get tix to the linkin park concert last friday?

cause i cant really think

1. girls tend to do that, especially if you have money... that or when they are really REALLY bored...
2. you're a lazy bastard and procastinated on it when you coulda bought them 2 weeks ago...

ok, now i have a question:

how many valentines will i get?

Whats Keanu Reeves' middle name?

you'll find out on valentine's day

is that a trick question..?

ok how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

a sh!t load...

nope he would chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood

that's what i meant, smarty pants...