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Found an old picture , I am 18 years old here.
The picture were taken when I tried on the jeans my friends sister were gonna fix. She should make them look like the ones
a-ha used. Everybody wanted tore up jeans as you can se I am more stunned than impressed. Felt she just cut it( the jeans I mean ) I am looking in the mirror when my photo crazy friend shot this pic.

That's is like sooooo 1984!!!!!!!!!

1986 actually, around October/ November

Totally cool, dude.

*puts finti on list of guys she wants to boink after Sting*

Now all you need is a time machine

Ooooo, cruel Texas.




But I saw finti's pic from last year. I'd still boink him.

So you can go back in time a boink Finti when he was a hot Norweigan hunk, not an old greasy prune, as is the case now

I think I'm gonna post a young pic of myself too!

*goes off to look for pic*

any picture of you younger than you are now redneck, its gonna be a sperm sead

Ewwwwww

That was great.

Love that Mullet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

Mullet????????????

great picture actually!

Your do'. Layered on the sides and long in the back.

This will probably help explain...

http://www.mulletsgalore.com

yeah, well I let it grow on the sides though. When in the states I were even shorter on the top and the sides, but almost as long in the back. Those pic are way down even bellow the bottom of the trunk

Leave it to RC to have a link to everything.

yeah I might start call him the missing link

Actually Finti, this one is probably right up your alley...

http://www.missinglink.com/

LOL

Ok, here it goes.....

This is me around 1988-1990.
I look pretty much the same now, just have darker hair

Now I think we should all post pics of our young selves

nah trotting is the thing. Horce races aint to populare in Norway, trotting on the other hand

Jeze, Tex, even as a kid you look like you're nuts!

You should see me now

Did you get a look at Finti? Isn't that pic hillarious? He looks like one of those 80's rock stars

Yeah, he's a goofy lookin bastard, that's for sure.

He was the Stavangerian Studd

If we ever got our scanner back out of storage I would be able to post a young pic of myself, but until then I can't and you all have to guess what I look like.

Well, it can't be any worse than that cheesy ass mullet photo of finti.

Finti is a super hero.

Mullet Man to the rescue!!!

I did have some scans of older photo's but I seem to have deleted them. Guess I'll have to get the scanner out of the cupboard today then...

I'm still trying to figure out which guy from A-ha fint looks the most like (Mags I guess..)


Has anyone else noticed that Tex bears a slight resemblence to Ush?

Really?
Hmmmmmmmmm
Maybe now Edna will show some interest

Show us some pics from the very bottom of the barrel Finti

I don't believe that was Finti for a moment. That was a Wham! publicity shot.

DOES he look like me? Interesting...

Yes...

Seperated at birth I'd day..

I'm kind of impressed that fint could get his hair that big.

so let me recap...

they were seperated at birth,
one brought to Norway the other stayed in England.

That sounds like a movie I once saw... wich was it again...
Twins?

Once again, Yers is lost in space

lost in space? ... that reminds me of a movie called ...
Lost in space

* Kiwi Leia lines up behind Gundark for her chance with Finti*

Lost in space is an under statment

It's no fair!!
Those damn 7 foot tall, blond hair, blue eyed Norweigans get all the fine chicks

*Yers gets in line behind Gundark and Kiwi*

Calm down calm down

Hi Phinney6, nice to hear from you again

*Phinney6 gets in line behind Gundark, Kiwi and Yers*

*Tex cuts in front of the whole line for his chance*

are you joking me !!!!!!!


No backdoor her man!!!!!!!!!!

EHH not blond not 7 ft tall either

Dark blond 6 ft even, blue eyes of course

Finti, you seem to have a female queue behind you. One yanks and one Kiwi. Going for the international set?

that was the only reason I was standing behind these two beautifill laddies, although I can't remember walking to them

Awhhh, nice to have you back phin

perfectly non EU of course

Cunning!

*Kiwi Leia cuts to the front of the line, and while over that part of the world shoots over to England for her chance with Ushgarak....then onto???????*

indeed I am cunning as I have foreseen...

Ooh, she slotted that one in nonchalantly, didn't she?

Gosh, I hope I don't have to have a gentleman's fight with Finti over a woman.

nah I am a Viking and we dont fight sissy style

Ok Throw down the beer and lets BOX!!!

ROUND 1....DING!!!

Ah, but you might lose the girl by default then.

Box? the noble art of self defence, I just said I was a Viking, we use swords and axes and everything else that is painfull

Ok lets...mud-wrestle...or better yet...lets let the ladies mud-wrestle too. HEHEHEHEHE

Gosh, I had forgotten Phinney's thing about that...

hey Ush I am not finished with this Wham stuff of yours

*Kiwi Leia watches Finti and Ush mud wrestling over her, so decides to get in and try to stop it*

It's the girls that do the wrestling, Kiwi...

Well, you DID look a bit George Michael-ish there, Finti.

(Ducks)

I am in there now trying to stop Kiwi. "let them fight

Hmmmmmmmm....poor love starved girl

at least I dont look like one of the dudes in Pet Shop boys huh Ush????

Phinney grabs Dim, and pulls her in

Are you saying I am cruel to animals, Finti?

*gets bag of popcorn*
*nips his Coca Cola*

Hmmmm, now this looks interesting

I dont know if the Pet shop boys are crude to animals, but their music is crude to my ears

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...I'm not getting involved in this finti-love fiasco

*sits on the sidelines with yers*

Phinney gets out of the mud..and gives a HUGE hug to Dim!! "good to see yeah"

what fiasco????

*Texas shakes head in disbelief*

And to think this could of all been avoided, if Finti wasn't soo damn sexy!!!

*points to the mud splattered horde of people who's trying to rip fint's jeans off and hugs phin*

That fiasco... and I'd watch Tex if I were you

Texas finds his grandma Sexy

*Texas gets in, so Kiwi Leia gets out*

Can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitch....

Smart move kiwi

Hmmm, need more popcorn!
and where is my videocamera?
Ow, here it is!

finti serves drinks and wonder what all the fuzz is all about

*Kiwi Leia takes that as a challenge and gets straight back in and ehads straight for Texas*

Well, this is... odd...

You never heard about Pet Shop Boys and the mice, Finti?

*Phin sets up a popcorn stand*

"step right up and get some opcorn"

*Texas grabs Kiwi's Kiwi's*

No cause I dont read about Pet shop boys thing

Probably a good job.

Tex stop that...and Phinney jumps in again with a broom and whacks tex.

"treat women with respect"

Can I have some opcorn., Phin?

why?, give me one good reason

Yes Ms. Phinney, I apologize mame, wont happen again little lady

Yup, *hands ush popcorn*

*Kiwi Leia throws arms around Phin and gives him a very muddy hug*

you can have some of mine, Ush

*Barf*

Because it makes them like you more, Finti?

*Kiwi Leia noties Texas jelousy and turns away*

Wipes his hands..then hands ush a new bag of popcorn

*Texas takes peacefull mudbath*

*Kiwi Leia wants to find out how bad Finti treats girls, so heads over to him, begins flirting......*

Kiwi...Finti is a how should I put it...a.....Character

Thissen going to be messy! Me no watching!

finti serves drinks and treats girls nicely.

Finti is from Stavanger, enough said!

Like I said...fiasco

Finti once offered me condoms on my 13th b-day

Strange world.

I thought you needed som cool ballons on your big " i am now a teenaged pain in the ass" day


depends whose eyes that sees it.

and dung boy redneck havent got a clue

*Kiwi Leia decides its time to go back to her own world, down in middle earth NZ (normality), and wishes everyone a good day, and catch you guys later*

anyone wants to go whale hunting??????

No...so..more blubber for you

Why would we hunt Tex?

Yeah why would we want to hunt Tex

What;s with the move from To to TEx?

Contrary to popular belief Tex isn't a whale.. he's just a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn

boy Finti you just lost all desire I have for you.........

No competition for Ush now........

Im all yours baby, if ya want me?????

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...Edna's not gonna like that!

*gives finti the key of the bedroom*
And keep it quiet! There are minors here!

Gosh, life is just full of hard choices, isn't it?

hmmm I thought I was winning? Boo-hooo.

*gives Ush another key*
Now that finti is in the bedroom thinking about his faults, here is the key to the other bedroom, the one without the spiders and mice...

just remember:
"er is leven na de dood, dus steek je flubber zonder rubber gerust in een hetero of een poot "

And you two also keep it quiet!

who is with Ush?

I'm scared to even speculate..

Normally Kiwi Leia...
Don't know Ush well enough to answer that one

ohhh

Feel free to speculate. All things considered, Ushgarak is still riding his wagon solo, though.

your having happy-time with with......BJORK

Doubtful.

BTW, Edna says a cheery 'Hi!', Phin.

Ush ... solo ...? rejecting a girl ...

Are you poundering what I'm poundering?

LDR's never work, so Edna doesnt have anything to worry about.......

At what point does it become an LDR? Edna is hardly local. She's the darlingest darling in the whole darling world, but not local.

Yes ladies and gentleman, here we see Ushgarak, trying to change the subject with a feeble attempt.
Will it work? Stay tuned!

Ush hasnt changed subjects, it was more me changing it to the whole LDR thing...........

Do they work?

HOw do they work?

I would consider LDR being at least a 3 hour flight 2 get together.

Ush is crazy about Edna, and shes an awesome chick.....

wish them well!!!!!!!!!

It's a conspiricy

They are a great couple

yeah, a shame Lady Di died

Errr... well, that IS true... odd thing to say, though.

they were soooooooooooooo cute!

yes sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooo cute

Di and Charles or Di and Dodi?

really shame about little Ted there

whats up with you yerssot?
your not making any sense, maybe your lacking sleep, or had to much of something else hmmmmmm????

that will take like 0 sec since I have no faults what so ever.

Today activities
HUNT SOME WHALES, or WELSH whatever you all want.
Whale meat is overrated though I`ll take a hamburger anytime.

I guess its quite ironic then that my real sirname is.........

Wales!!!!!!!

Illusions of granduer

No, the truth

and again

Kiwi Leia Yerss often makes no sense! That's why we Love him so.

sweet