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10) I put a young persons insight on SW

9) I have a good sense of SW

8) I have been here for awhile

7) I am cute and loveable

6)I can change opinions easily

5) I settle things easily

4) I think things through

3) I am cute

2) I am loveable

And the #1 reason i should be voted in......I AM A
Kiss-stealin, wheelin-dealin, jet-flying, limo-riding, SON OF A GUN!!! WOOOOOO!!!

And that's why you won't join...

why?

you don't beg to get in or make threads about it,
they only allow a certain amount of people in it, so first there are some that need to leave first ...

Thank you for your interest. I am afraid the Council is not accepting new members at this time...

He used to beg Raz to put me on, you know?

Seriously, Council Membership is only considered when a current member leaves.

ALL OF U LEAVE!

No. I like it here.

yeah..me too.

has anything been done to Raz's website or his he jsut given up on it?

It gets the Star Wars news from KMC these days, I think.

I wrote an article for him, he didn't posted it... guess I'm a no good writer

i guess you are

aren't those the guys that make the most money?

What counsel are you guys talking about?

*Looks around Nervously.*

Council? What council???

No surprise to get a dumbass answer to a real question

Is Phinney going to found a Council? Cool! Can I join?

Again, no surprise that there is no resolve to my question, by any of the trusted regulars.

The jedi council is part of the SW saga and Yoda is one of the members. You saw a little bit of them in TPM. Guess we gonna see more in AOTC

yeah! I thought already that I knew then from somewhere...
How's old Plo Koon?

To, they are talking about the people responsible for the running of this forum.

And before you start saying again that Yoda was talking about the TPM Jedi Council in ESB. it's Council, not Counsel. Very different things.

Yes.

What ever Gundy says

What finti said.

okay, that clears that up. Thank you, thank you.

Remember I am A, KISS STEALING, WHEELIN DEALIN, LIMO RIDING, JET FLYING SON OF A GUN!!! WOOOOO!!!

I guess that answers your question then, phins.

Yes queeq i am founding a Council, but only 5 members can join.... hehehehehe

So that's me, you and who are the other three happy people?

i dont know yet...have any ideas?

Let's just do it together. Who needs any others?

I agree

Hmm, I'd let people join. Otherwise they'd go off and become an agent of evil

DONE! Now let's take this forum by the throat and make it give us what we desire.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

That's my phinney!

What about me?

You just keep pimpin' Raz

hey! don't insult the big giant head!

The council is nothing but a wretched hive of scum and villany.

so what are you doing there then?

She thrives on it.

LOL! good one ush. Well Raz you could be executive of our big and scary............TOILET Cleaners,

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! I love Ric Flair quotes!

Do toilet cleaners really need an executive?

To's is playing with his life. Even I did not dare insult the Big Giant Head.

So phinney what exactly will this new coucil of your run huh?

I hope it's better than our council, do you know our bins never got emptied once over Christmas and New Year....

Bins?

Isn't that Ush's job. I was always told the only reason he was on the JC was he was the only one gullable enough to empty the bins!

yes To, and it's your new job

Bin Drinkin
Bin Sleepin
Bin Loafin

Those bins.

queeq is right. Even chaos and mayhem kneel before the big giant head. *goes shopping for black dress to wear to To's funeral*

hmmm... I don't want a service in a church, can't we just burry him?

I'd much rather have his body in my lab......

I actually burnt the bins.

Yah I like to torture people. hehehehe

Well.... Chaos and Mayhem MAY... MAY kneel before the giant head.... be it only for pretence. After all, he is secretly in our service.

Look forward to your dress, babe.

I kneel for no one

But that's only because you have no knees. No real ones that is, not since Gundy altered you a bit.

Yes, I do take pride in the fact that everyone here has a little bit of my handiwork sewn right into them.

My dress ? Couldn't find a dress. But I did find this skin tight black leather thong.

It doesn't show enough skin.

phinney, we're going to need more than ten reasons. Actually we need 50 reasons, a completed 23 page application in triplicate with 12 references from people who don't really know you, 6 pints of blood, fingerprints, retinal scan, dental records and your firstborn. Then we'll think about taking the whole thing under consideration.

And in 7-fold.

you calling me Toulouse-Lautrec, say goodbye to holland former tulip boy now sea weed.
*Finti pulls the plugs in the dijks*

*Delta works kick in and everything stays dry in Holland*

Yes, times have changed the last time you came by with your high prowed boats.

*buys explosives to blow up the Delta works*

*hides French fries in bushes near the border so waffle god will try to find that first*

Viking armada on its way to change Holland from a tulip growing country to a sub water agricultural country.
pop goes the cherry

Jeepers Finti, whats next?

Poland perhaps?

No , next is England again. Get ready for the feudal system
Divine rights odf Norsemen

"Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream
Mmerrily merrily, merrily
finti wakes up from his dream"

it is you queeq that will find out that dreams are pleasent, this is real life and it will be a nightmare. Hope you can swim, and by the way we sail the ships, rowboats are for Dutchmen. And if you dont watch your step you will be a flying one

*bakes new French Fries*
ha!

bakes?????? I thought fries is there for a reason

makes?
that better?
I only eat them

Oh yes, finti. I am sooooooooooooooooo shaking in my boots.

*checks queeq's boots*
Hey! You are wearing sneakers!

Picky picky.

you were lieing to him!

No I wasn't. Lying maybe.

Don't change the subject!
You were lieing! I saw it!

You don't even have eyes.

Ok... what is still working then?

Who knows? Ask Gundy.

About what?

Who cares what shoes he wears?

because he wasn't shaking in his boots, he was shaking in his sneakers!

They're not sneakers, they're wooden clogs.

Yerss, you've got to keep up
on the "Big Book of Stereotypes".

Haven't got that one, could you give it to me?

Well this is basically it.

queeq:
wooden clogs
windmills
tulips

(There's more about him I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you)

finti:
battle axe
pointy metal helmet WITH horns
big ships with slaves rowing them

RC, Raz, Ush, Edna and the other brits:
thatched cottages
parading royals
fish & chips
lots of rain

Dim, ToMacco, Texas, Keo & Me and the other dumb americans:
jeans and white sneakers
big spenders
flag waving
big mouthed
only know their own language

Got it ?

Ok! Got it!
But he still wrote boots

Well boots it is then.

Ow yeah

Top ten reasons to vote someone out of the council:

10)likes to remove "spoilertags" and replace them with "MUST READ-tags"
9) likes to change all into a Star Trek place
8) can't write easy Engelish
7) is a sith
6) makes a top ten list why to get in
5) hates movies
4) is actually fictif
3) doesn't have a computer
2) only posted once
1) is from Belgium

curious on that language myself

that was the idea