the KMC table

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Syren
I gotta do this.

I knighted Fire a little while ago, he's Sir Flame Rider.

C'mon boyz, let me knight you.............

Peloquin
steps up and kneels before syren's sword...

JKozzy
*kneels besides Peloguin in similar stance, looks up and bows head at Syren*

Syren
*lowers sword onto Pel's shoulder*

I dub you...... Sir Peloquin, of the KMC Table. Rise and protect.

*moves to JK and lowers sword again*

I dub you....... Sir SquarePants of the KMC Table. Rise and protect.

Syren
*kisses each of you in turn*

Welcome to the KMC Massive lads!!! The drinks are on me.........

Dogbert
*steps up and kneels before Syren*

Syren
*lowers sword onto Dogbert's shoulder*

I dub you... Sir Machiavelli of the KMC Table. Rise and protect.

stinkfist462
*kneels in front if syren

Peloquin
Swears an oath to protect the KMC way of life (lol) oh and to protct the lovely Syren.

Off to befriend a dragon so we have a mascott smile and something cool to sit on our castle.

LanceWindu
* Kneels down *

Syren
*places sword on StinkFist's shoulder*

I dub you..... Sir StinkFist of the KMC Table

*places sword on Lance's shoulder*

((This has got to be done....))

I dub you...... Sir Lancelot, reincarnated, of the KMC Table. Now, both shall rise and protect.

stinkfist462
Happy Dance
im a sir ..
Happy Dance

Syren
And I'm a Lady, nice 2 meetcha!!!

Happy Dance with SF........

Syren
check out my location!! I'm really a lady.......

Peloquin
lol ok you asked for it....**steps up to Syren and inquires on the best method to shine my sword** Looks down at Syren with a smile smile

Peloquin
Writes down the charge given to all knights by queen Syren:

God make you a good man and fail not of beauty. The KMC Table was founded in patience, humility, and meekness.Thou art never to do outrageousity, nor murder, and always to flee treason, by no means to be cruel, and always to do ladies, damosels, and gentle women succour. Also, to take no battles in a wrongful quarrel for no law nor for no world's goods.

Thous shouldst be for all ladies and fight for their quarrels, and ever be courteous and never refuse mercy to him that asketh mercy, for a knight that is courteous and kind and gentle has favor in every place. Thou shouldst never hold a lady or gentle woman against her will.

Thou must keep thy word to all and not be feeble of good believeth and faith. Right must be defended against might and distress must be protected. Thou must know good from evil and the vain glory of the world, because great pride and bobauce maketh great sorrow. Should anyone require ye of any quest so that it is not to thy shame, thou shouldst fulfil the desire.

Ever it is a worshipful knights deed to help another worshipful knight when he seeth him a great danger, for ever a worshipful man should loath to see a worshipful man shamed, for it is only he that is of no worship and who faireth with cowardice that shall never show gentelness or no manner of goodness where he seeth a man in any danger, but always a good man will do another man as he would have done to himself.

It should never be said that a small brother has injured or slain another brother. Thou shouldst not fail in these things: charity, abstinence and truth. No knight shall win worship but if he be of worship himself and of good living and that loveth God and dreadeth God then else he geteth no worship here be ever so hardly.

An envious knight shall never win worship for and envious man wants to win worship he shall be dishonoured twice therefore without any, and for this cause all men of worship hate an envious man and will show him no favour.

Do not, nor slay not, anything that will in any way dishonour the fair name of knighthood for only by stainless and honourable lives and not by prowess and courage shall the final goal be reached. Therefore be a good knight and so I pray to God so ye may be, and if ye be of prowess and of worthiness then ye shall be a Knight of the Table KMC.

Syren
*looks up at Peloquin*

Well!! Aren't you the Gentleman? *looks around*

Right, I must retire to my sleeping quarters............. *winks at Pel*

WHOEVER COMES IN LATER BETTER FEED THAT SODDIN' DRAGON!!!

Peloquin
heads into the Queens chamber to uh...tuck Her in...akhem..

Syren
READS LIST OF "THINGS TO DO" FOR KNIGHTS......

BASICALLY....

Don't get too pissed, don't rape women, don't start fights over a pint, don't kill ANYONE, always protect chicks, always help out a fellow drunkard, don't be jealous if your best mate gets the fittest female, just come and find me, I'll sort you out, adhere to all of this and you will be forever known as a "WELLARD GEEZER"!!

Syren
*grabs Pel by the scruff of his neck and throws him on the bed*

Good Night Kingdom........

*door closes to the sound of medieval music and the soft moans of the Queen as she is "read her bedtime story"*

stinkfist462
beer

Shoukan
*kneels slowly before Queen Syren*

Peloquin
smile Solid! *Cracks open a bottle of ye ol Jamesons* "here's to ya"

Now where the hell did I leave that Dragon...

Opps missed last post...to hell with the dragon. Calls forth a lowly page to guard the door...Turn back to Syren. Now my Queen, where were we.

Shoukan
looks like I was to late

Corlindel
I like to protect chicks and I only start a fight over 10 pints stick out tongue "Kneels before Lady Syren"

Syren
*runs out of bedroom tugging dressing gown round her*

*lowers sword onto Shoukan's shoulder*

Arise, Sir Shoukan of the KMC Table, and protect!

*lowers sword onto Corlindel's shoulder*

Arise, Sir Corlindel of the KMC Table, and protect.

Now, eat, drink, and get absolutely bladdered!!! *waves arm magically and magnificent feast appears*

Oh yeah, I got a little spark in my blood, so don't piss me off! laughing

There's more alcohol in the cellar *hands key to Sir StinkFist*

U always end up being Barman!!!

*pulls out huuuge bag of weed from dressing gown pocket and hands it to Stink* Homegrown baby, enjoy.........

Peloquin
Watches Syren come running back into room, dressing gown gets thrown in corner. Lights joint, pours wine and hands over a glass. Moves bed over by the window and instructs dragon to light the sky with fire.

(hangs sign on door, "If castle is rockin..don't even think of knockin"wink

Kaleanae
May I enter?

stinkfist462
no .. leave now !

jk ..

Kaleanae
messed

stinkfist462
come on in beer

The Force
wo, i want to be knighted

*steps up to syren and kneels down*

Syren
*lowers sword onto Force's shoulder*

I dub you.... Sir Forcizzle, of the KMC Table! Now arise, and protect!

*goes back into bedroom, LOCKS THE GODDAMN DOOR, and gets down to.....erm.....business, with a newish recruit*

Syren
Guys, you gotta put it under ur sig, like Fire, I sound like a brat, I don't care, just do it!! The Queen has spoken! Or yelled, whatever.........

The Force
yay, i'll go and put it in my sig, hopefully it'll fit thumb up

Syren
Right, so who we got so far.........

Queen Syren, Lady of the KMC Table and Ruler of all KaMelot City ((KMC.... Geddit??))
Fire - Sir Flame Rider
Peloquin - Sir Peloquin
Shoukan - Sir Shoukan
Force - Sir Forcizzle
LanceWindu - Sir Lancelot ((I had to do it))
Stinkfist462 - Sir Stinkfist
Corlindel - Sir Corlindel
JKozzy - Sir Squarepants
Dogbert - Sir Machiavelli

Cool!!! And we are the KMC Medieval Massive

Syren
Sir Stinkfist, such genius ((SIG))

*bows head to you and blows kiss*

Dogbert
i got my title happy

Syren
I really gotta go y'all!

*hugs all the men*

Ciao x x x

Syren
Oh, put it on ya sig peeps...........

Peloquin
+Hugs and kisses+

Later lady smile

JKozzy
smile I'm Sir Squarepants stick out tongue

Peloquin
(looks over and sees a strange looking fellow dancing a jig and repeating over and over "I'm Sir Squarepants"wink..oookay. We need a jousting tournament!

(starts to look for his lance)

Myth
*Myth gets down on both knees before Syren*

tptmanno1
Me next!

*Kneels*

Peloquin
(relieves bladder on two people kneeling by the thrown)...oops sorry didn't see you down there. (claps hands) Bring on the royal wipers!

Hands Myth and tptmanno1 a drink, chill out for a while guys, Lady Syren just poped out to slay a rabid beast in the wastelands. Should be back soonish.

(Grabs Lady Syrens personal stash and gives it to the dragon) ok bud pack that in your shnoz and we'll have a steady stream of smoke into the thrown room for a while cheers.

Syren
*walks in and sees very stoned dragon*

Oh dear, not a very good guard when it's wasted, now really.......

*lowers sword onto Myth's shoulder*

I dub you.... Sir Tarantino of the KMC Table, rise and protect!

*lowers sword onto tptmanno1's shoulder*

I dub thee...... Sir Origin of the KMC Table, rise and protect.

((origin - number one - no1, geddit??))

Syren
tptmanno, if ya wanna change ya name, just say. We could call ya Sir Husky, or Sir Okafor, whatever.......

silver_tears
I wanna be a knightess eek!
but do nothing whistle

Syren
I dub thee Lady Silva of KaMelot Castle, sit, do nothing and be beautiful..........

§pearhead
wacko right....

Corlindel
Colrindel falls under the table helding two bottles of wine (KMC Special Reserve only for knights)" and shout loud: "LOOOOOOONG LIIIIIVE KAMELOT AND THE QUEEEEEEEENNN" Falls asleeo with a silly smile.

silver_tears
*sits on throne and flips hair ove shoulder* happy

Korri
IRENE!

§pearhead
wacko what is going on....

Korri
wots going down thumb down

silver_tears
KORRI eek! ello dear

Korri
yes hello

silver_tears
*adjusts skirt* I love being royalty king

Korri
i have pain

silver_tears
eek!what did you do?

Korri
my ear is sore

silver_tears
awwww poor thing sad

Korri
i have had worse.

silver_tears
i have a tummy ache embarrasment

Korri
aww poor thing *hugs*

silver_tears
hug I hope you feel better soon yes

Korri
thumb up thanks

Baylin
Can I be knighted?

saucybird007
huh Crazy Thread!
Hello Sexy Syren. Im missing you like crazy!
Hope your ok and not working to hard. Hope to speak to you soon honey
Loves ya xxx

Peloquin
(rolls out from under a dragons wing) uuhhghh! what a night...

(looks at dragon) Are you sure your name aint Puff?

(Walks over to window and yells) Fetch the royal cup of coffee and roll the royal morning cigg! and make it snappy or my slightly stoned dragon will be squeezing you out of his ass in a day or two! *YAWN!*

Syren
Um, I think I've smoked a little too much of the good stuff.......

*looks again at the person who seems to have merged Lil B and Sil*

What the f**k?

*shakes head*

I don't get it.........

§pearhead
lil tears is sil...its confusing.

stinkfist462
beer

Baylin
Can I be knighted now?

stinkfist462
can i have unlimited pints ??

Syren
*lowers sword onto Baylin's shoulder*

I dub thee... Sir K-9 of the KMC Table, eat, drink and be merry!!!

Syren
*gives Sir Stinky a pint glass which refills automatically with whichever beverage he wants*

And silver bitchiness is Lil B!!

§pearhead
ooh, can i be knighted? wacko

Baylin
You can be ignited which is probably more fun *Gets lighter out*

lil tears
if you say so roll eyes (sarcastic)

§pearhead
true enough baylin...evil face

Syren
Nah, see, I KNOW that Lil Tears is Silver (Irene), coz she came in the G Club earlier, slouched on the sofa and AT THE TIME was still Silver Tears!!! But when I went in earlier, the person formally known as Silver Tears had changed to Lil Tears!! So I know it's you Irene..........

Mwahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

lil tears
if you say so roll eyes (sarcastic)

Syren
So, to recap.....

Milla (Lil Bitchiness) is now known as silver bitchiness

Irene (Silver Tears) is now known as Lil tears

I'm sorry Irene, but I know I'm right, powers of elimination, it's elementary sweetie......

Baylin
So what about my knighthood?

§pearhead
yeah, isn't this about getting knighted? I want to be knighted! sad

Baylin
Obviously were not good enough to be knighted! *gets lighter out and sets fire to round table* If I cant be a knight I will ignite mwhahaha

§pearhead
...and if we do get knighted, we will simply igknight everything instead of igniting it stick out tongue

Baylin
I'll drink to that beer

§pearhead
heh...we'll drink to anything wacko

LarryTheArch
Your knightly squire had arrived!... to do menial peasent werk

juggernaut26
awright syren i'm here now what do ya do to get knighted

Dogbert
i don't think she's on...

juggernaut26
me either oh well i'll talk to her later

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