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I shoulda done this much earlier - but better late than never and all that - so - hi there everyone, i'm harmax - what's up ?

hi there!

hi stay around

yeah! keep sticking!

hi ho ho

barbie-girl ? you gotta picture of yourself that the rest of us can see ?

ok here's a dumb joke -
there's this rabbit that's running along at top speed in a forest - he comes across this giraffe thats about to smoke pot - so the rabbit tells him " Hey there Mr.Giraffe - what're you upto - don't be smoking grass dude - its not good for you - and you don't need to do that - just come running with me - believe me you'll feel so good you won't want to touch that stuff ever again.". So the giraffe thinks about it and says " Yeah cool - I don't mind trying that.".He chucks the joint he was rolling and they set of running. Presently they come upon an elephant whose about to do coke - so he's sitting there cutting lines and all - the rabbit starts squeeking at him - " What's wrong with you man ? Don't you know that shit can kill - what do you want to do that stuff for anyway - you want to get high ? just coming running with me and Mr.Giraffe here - believe me you'll get the kind of high you can never get from that powder shit, and plus its healthy as well.".So the elephant figures " Yeah he's gotta point.". And the elephant dumps the coke, the cutting mirror and all the rest of his equipment and goes of running with the rabbit and the giraffe. Soon they meet the lion - who's about to shoot heroin. So the rabbit starts to act all sick and all and he starts to get on the lion's case - " Dude what the hell is that shit - that's the worst damn thing you could possibly do - that drug will take you straight to hell man so don't you plunge that needle - you don't need to - just come running running with us - and you'll get twice the high that you could possibly get from that heroin shit - and plus you could use the exercise you know.".

Whereupon the lion proceeds to beat the crap out of the rabbit.
The elephant and the giraffe are like totally shocked - and the elephant says to the lion - " what did you do that for - the poor fellow was only trying to look after your own health ? "
So the lion tells the elephant "Man you don't know this guy - first thing in the morning he drops acid and goes running around the forest the whole day, taking me with him."

She'll like that joke...

Anyway, welcome aboard, Master Harmax! Of course, you have already gotten into the posting rhythm...

yeah i like that!!!!! its all good!!!! yeah look at my avatar!

thats a good one, I'm rollin'!
Hi ya harmax, stay around! you are one cool guy!

and she is wi yerssot!

Now who's being possessif!

huh?

ahah!

**** off!

children! please!

Yeah!
I'm sorry BG ... a little bit...

u just dont even start im a kickboxer now!!!!! hiyar!

really? that's nice!
perhaps you can match my tai-chi?

oh! PLEZ! sort it out! do ya know how sad that sounds! on offence BG!

well im a tai kwon do kickboxing street fighter so u can fight me any day!

*hides behind Lara*
hmm, nice

i just aint even chattin 2 u 2 no ,ore! u 2 r pathetic bye!

ha! more time for Lara!

I'm not particularly good at kung fu and all that - but I CAN play a mean game of chess - ( not to mention jazz keyboards )

so BG and Lara - finally speaking which one of you IS with yerss - or is it the both of you ?

wow! Don't hurt me with chess man!

Ok fine - I'll play jazz love songs to you on my keyboard - or better still I'd rather play them to BG and Lara.

that would be ME! why do you ask any way?

so we can both can sit in the parc listening to his music

er .... just like that - no particular reason ... heh heh heh. ( < that's the embarrassed icon, just in case you didn't know ! )

harmax! we're not stupid! *wishpers: although some people around here are!*

no need to use third-person when you're talking bout yourself

ha, ha! funny...........NOT!!!!!

I never fail

I'm sure you do! any way on a happier note whats going on?

not much, school, school, school and........school. and then a whil online and then back to......schoolwork *sigh* it's a boring life

pretty much the same schedule here in england! only another 3 to 4 months and then I leave school, and then its bye bye to my free time on line!

what? leave school at the age of 16? what kind of shenanigans is that?

actually I will leave school when I'n 15!!!!!!!!
but my birthday will be shortly after that.

why??????? what are you going to do after school then?

I won't be leaving school until I'm...too much maths...long time!

college, but now I've got to go! tell yerss I'll speak to him later, bye!

oh, well college, school; same thing. in norway we start at upper secondary school when we're 15/16, sort of same as college.
yeah, bye.

wait a minute!!!
NOW you tell me these things?
3 or 4 months? We need to do a lot in that time!

College not necessarily the same trhing in the UK, Mah. What she means is she is leaving her current school to go to a college, as opposed to satying on into the Sixth-Form (old fashioned terminology there) of her own school. Hence leaving school, see?

What you going to do at college, Lara?

I left school too go to college at 16 / that was 12 years back. It seems like another lifetime now.

Suddenly I feel very OLD.

i am wi no one at the mo certainly not yerss!!!!!! and ive neva played chess b4 in ma life!

I'm going to college to study, wait for it coz its a bit of a mouth full,
a BETC GNVQ Intermediate ICT course.
whoar! I'm glad I got that out in one go!

look at my new thread about that!

You what?
Well, normaly, you can get online there, so no problem ... YET!

Here's another dumb joke :

This Indian get's on a plane - sitting next to him are 2 pakistanis.
So he sits down on the seat next to the aisle, takes of his shoes socks, and settles down comfortably. The pakistanis watch him do all this. Then one of them leans over and tells the Indian - " Brother - I REALLY need a coke right now - I'm dying of thirst - could you please get me one ? ". The Indian looks at him for a couple of seconds and says - " Yeah sure - why not. That would be my pleasure.". And he goes off to get the coke. Meanwhile, the pakistani spits in one of his shoes. The Indian comes back and gives the pakistani the coke. The other pakistani has been watching all this; and now he tells the Indian - " Listen brother - I should have told you before; but now I really feel like having a coke too; I'm really sorry to disturb you; could you please get me one as well ?". So the Indian responds "No problem at all my friend - no problem at all - I'll get one for you as well - think nothing of it." - and he goes of to get the coke; of course the second pakistani spits in the Indian's second shoe.

4 hours later the plane is landing - and the Indian puts on his socks; he puts on his shoes; and at once realizes what has happened.
So he turns to the Pakistanis with a really anguished expression on his face : " Brothers ... when is all this going to end - this fighting; quarelling; plotting; this pain and turmoil; this spitting in shoes; this pissing in coke ....... "

*yawn!* sorry harmax, your not boring I'm jus' tired!
I've had a hard day at school.

ditto!

Those were the days my friend, I thought they'd never end etc. etc.

Quit complaining about school and enjoy it while you can !

we finish in june cant wait!!!!! then i go to college!

I quit college midway - I found it too shallow and boring - and I didn't want to be like 90% my fellow humans i.e. graduate, get a degree, get a nine to five job, get married, get 2 babies, and grow old and die; so i just dropped out ... I was heavily into chess, ( the kasparov - karpov world championship match was happening in 1990 ), jazz music, UFO's, the Bermuda triangle, Atlantis, the pyramids etc.etc.etc. - the aquarius age basically, if you know what I mean !! And the mundane world and way of life was just too trivial and pointless and boring.

So basically I was just vegetating for about 6 years after I quit college - until one day I dropped in at a jam session happening next to my house, where I met a bunch of cool rock/jazz/alternative musicians - and they found me a bit of a novelty - this crazy guy walks in the door and stars to play all this mordern jazz stuff on the keyboards !! that's how I got into music -
I don't make too much money - but I'm not complaining, because so far, touch wood, it's been good fun and I've had quite a few lucjy breaks; one of them just in the last 2 weeks - a lot of my friends are misfits in the normal world, like myself.

Wonder how long it'll last though.

no im not going to college then uni im goin to college and then straight into training school to get some greasy hands straight on aeroplane engines!

you mean those big flying bird-kinda things?

No - those round, dissapearing flying saucer kinda things.

ow! those! That's nothing too strange, they always land in our garden and have a drink

Cool - so now you got a good reason to invite BG over to your place, share some drinks with the aliens, and you both could check out their machinery together. You couldn't have asked for a better opportunity to score with BG, yerss !!

*smacks harmax*
I definitly DON'T want that!
What will Lara think of you know? huh?

That's no problem ! You can invite Lara too !!

Wow - you lucky guy !

I'm not sure I'd want to go! I like my brain the way it is!

have you read what hm suggested; Lara?
It's groos!

No I dont think so, even so I dont want to know thankyou very much!

I can't blame you for that!

I believe it's called menage a troi

and ofcourse mah knows this kind of things...

nah its just called a 3sum!!!!! and no thanx i like one on one wi lara!

and you know it!

we make da bed rock!!

ah.....yeh!......ok!.....gb are you sure about that one!?....

well u werent complaining last night wen it fell over on its side!!!!

SSSssssssSSSSSSHhhhhhh! bg dont broadcast it to the whole world!

i think i prefer mah to u actually!!!!!!! he mkes the bed roll over!

Ow not good...

- - - IN HAN"S VOICE - - -

" I'm out of it for a couple of days, and everyone starts getting delusions of grandeur "

No, already had that

y not good?

Beat the hell out of me... well,... not litterally

uh oh! I think you said the wrong thing there yerss, and I dont think it matters if you meant it or not!
watch out ppl, Its the calm before the storm!

Armageddon is upon us... http://www.smilies.nl/tales/grim.gif

Armageddon has arrived for u YERSS!!!!!

You are going down my friend!

yerss is ur friend? ur not actually supposed to admit that!!

zzzzzzzzz

Opss I am winking again...why do you make my wink??

Great, someone admits he's my friend and then it's Thomas bleurgh!

I've just been watching the tv serial "Roswell" - Shiri Appleby is really cute - what do you say Yerss ?

Me? saying? you must be mistaken!

Oh come on - ya gotta admit she's cute.

I haven't seen that serie

I am your worst enemy!

is your name by any change "Captain Kirk"?

Me???

no, I asked it to your sig

My name is...................oh shit I cant remember it.....now I am in trouble!!!

I should have known! Nor-boys, go figure

mmmmmm,....10 gold medals....ohhh we Nories!!!

yeah,that's just because we gave them to you!

In your dreams...how many medals has Belgium taken!!!!!?????????

Norway is a country of winners !!!!!!

*starts to dream*
Mah... I am your father...

Its about time somebody let you know........yerss you have been living in a dream world for a quite long time!

stop dreaming!

Why? it's so much better her!

Check out Roswell yerss - this babe Shiri Appleby ( dark hair, brown eyes ) - VERY cute.

me and lara are gone for 5 min and u lot start gettin out of hand!!!

yeah, you're the ones who keep it all together

I'm still no going to watch it

It's ok - Lara won't mind. There's no harm in checking out the menu as long as you don't order anything. Besides, I know you're just saying that you won't see it - how are we to know that you won't check it out on the sly ?!

you had to say that last one huh?
You evil you!

No but seriously - she IS very cute - between nat portman and shiri appleby - I'd have to go with shiri.

What about that chick from Dark Angel?

I haven't checked out that one - yet.

I highly suggest it.

Yowie-wowie

Oh yeah ?!! I'll make sure I'LL catch it the next time they air it.

the young girl in Gilmore Girls is very cute, she have the most cutes eyes

you havent seen my eyes YET!
*bats huge, emerald green eyes with very long eyelashes and smiles angenlically, watches yerss faint*

you have to be careful with such things! it can make him go into a permanent coma!

tell me about it! *sigh*

but you gotta appreciate his admiration for you:

*sigh*
I want to see those eyes...

what! do you want a photo or something!?

yes please...
real life size perhaps?

Yes...please!

Her name is...Alexis Bledel or something...anyway she is beatiful!!

*yawn!*

*head on desk asleep drooling on table*

*steps in to cryagenic freezing cubical*
wake me up when they've finished
*sets timer to 10000000,00000000000,0000000000.years*

ur missin out on oggling sessions ul miss out on chester from linkin park!

*starts to bang on the glass* let me out, let me out!
some one quick! let me out!
*removes shoe from foot, smashes glass with it*
ok! every things cool! *put shoe back on and puts in L.P album in CD player*
every thing is sweet NOW! *sigh*

why not actually watch them on the box or mtv??? u get to see there fitness!

Linkin Park is a bad copy of Limp Bizkit, wich by the way RULE!!!!!

errrr ... I think they're done now

talking about yerss??

you have a problem with me???

Beavere, in two days I will be in Brussel....... Then you can see if I have a problem with you!!!!
I am a kick ass Norwegian.........

sure you are... you won't like Brussels, so you won't be back

how do you know??

been there, done that

Good for you! Finally you got a ladie in bed!!! probably the first and the last time!

this was not surposed to be posted here!!!>!!!!!!!!f***!!
heheh

What is so bad with the city??
It seem to be a nice city!!