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Ahoy Mateys!

I have started a cruise line guys!!
So come aboard and enjoy yourselves

http://www.ridetotheriver.org/graphics/photos/cruise.jpg

*lies down on lounger wearing shades*

ill board tomorrow g2g bye xx

can we burn things on the ship? ...not that i would

no of course not
burn what you will but your paying for it

what if i burn people? ...

then I'll throw you off the boat you can swim to shore

ohhhhh damn......what if i burn my arm or hand? i mean i have to burn something >.<

hoover

*pushes sam overboard* whoopsie
you pyros need help

hahah no i dont .... *sky goes over to the bar and orders a drink...brings out lighter but doesnt burn anything coz of silver*

*watches like a hawk while sun bathing*

surrender ok no more drugs* i promise!!!











































* apart from my daily joint

well thats okay then
*throws roap overboard* here you go

what?... im not gonna burn anything

*sky goes over to silver with two drinks.... he sits down next to her "hey cutie how are you?"*

clap yay! *climbs back on board* i promise to be a good boy

good *looks up at sky and lowers shades* hot

*sky laughs...hahah yes i can see that hun .....sky hands the drink to silver and sits watching the sea.....to think this world is so big......sky says nothing looking far out at sea with the wind blowing his hair back*

OMG a cruise!! I like this!!

*gets comfy and ready for departure*

I love the caribbean

*sky brings out lighter...then looks to silver ... "hehe dont worry im not going to burn anything" *

Milla you have V.I.P cabin big enough for two with plenty of room to spare

chef

what do you have to eat on this fine ship of yours

I know who im taking there

meh...time to burn something *sky sparks his lighter and begins to burn a toothpick ...>.< silver wont let me burn anthing big *crys*

can I be the bartender at the ships bar

hey everyone wassup

sure if you arent totally incompetent

if your hungry just call one of our maids

here I have this wonderful bag of weed we can burn in a room with closed windows and dors

*crys* ... i need something big to burn...hmmm wheres silver...her hair would catch on fire fast hehe

So I'm the bartender?

sure
sky touch my hair and die!!
*runs hands through soft hair*

heheh

*sky walks over to silver.... brings out lighter...hmmm soft hair ...theres water all around us its not like it will hurt *

heheh i wont dont worry hun

*sits up and leans back letting hair fall on back of chair* you better not

*crys* your so mean to me.....

*sky is sooooo tempted to burn it...brings lighter close to silvers hair.....sparks it but pulls it away fast.....instead sits next to silver and looks at her....your more evil then me hun *

It's a gift
*stretches back and lowers shades back down looking at the ocean*

*keeps looking at silver* .....

*stands and moves to railing*

Can I be the cruise-singer??

sure you can entertain

whooohoo

*gets on stage in long sequin dress*

*sky walks over to the railing..."can i please burn you hair?" *puppyeyes* hahah im joking ...i think

*turns to sky and runs hands through hair putting it up into a pony tail*

what is cruise?

its a trip on a ship like a vacation
*walks over to bar stool and sits down watching singer*

so anybody want a drink?

I'm good, I know

I want a sex on the beach

*crys...so evil WAH!!!! *

*sky turns to silver.....and takes the pony tail out.....smiles to her.....you look more beautiful with it down ...... that plus its more tempting to burn it if its in a pony tail *

ME! *jumps off stage* Silver will you take over? *hands silver the mic*

*stands in sexy pose and starts to sing killing me softly*

slides silver a sex on the beach

I'd like a Cosmopolitan please

what do you want nyc gurl

I'm afaid I cant make you one

*sky points and laughs WAHAHAHAHAHA look at that *

muahaha you wont let me burn your hair so i laugh at you hun hehe

awww but looks sexy

aaa hahaha I will travel in a cruise in agost! to the caribe =)

the F*ucking groundhog took eveything you need make one

That I know *steps off stage holding dress above knees and hands mic back to nyc*

*sky walks over to the railing with his lighter....looking deep into the sea....the sun....its sinking into the sea...sky stays there just thinking about things that need to be thought out*

*removes dress and reveals bathing suit underneath, goes back to bar stool and sips on her drink*

*sky looks away from the sea and looks up into the sky ( the sky not me lol ) ....what should i do...?....how do i tell her....?.....sky looks to his lighter....everything in my world is gone...y must she?...*

what an amazing cruise boat

what deck is the bar on and where are all the sexy men in uniform

there are guys in uniform all around
and theres more then one bar

oh goody!! Im so haooy now *glabs a man in uniform*

*sky leaves the deck and heads to his room....*

*suddenly appears onboard*Hey cool ship! *wonders off to look around*

guys in uniform???

thats right
make yourself at home bay

I think i with have a Black Velvet Cocktail

Im loving this cruise boat silver

I'm kind of in uniform cos I'm at work at the mo in real life....

Thanks Sil. *Wonders over to sun loungers and curls up in the sun*

*sky enters his room and lays on the bead... he looks over to his desk and see a picture of his family.....he walks over to it....he picks up the picture and looks at it.....he the puts it back and heads out to the railiing again.....sky brings out his lighter and looks at it.....i have no use for you anymore...no more will you be my shadow...i dont need you anymore.....sky throws his lighter over ther railing in to the sea...sky looks into nothingness and begins to weep*

*gets changed into bikini* Oh this pool is lovely too!

erm, are you ok??

me? yeah im great

haah sorry i just like to write that kinda stuff and its also got to do with my past ...but dont worry about it

what kind of uniform??

A lovely green one...

Thats ok, im glad your ok



my uniform is green too!

Does it go around in an ambulance too?

*goes over to the bar...GIVE ME VODKA!! MUAAHAHAH ^^*

*Gets up goes round in three circles then curles up to bake my otherside*

Only when in injured

Mine goes around a veterinary practice silly!

Oh yeah forgot you worked in a vets.

*Jumps in the pool for a swim*

*Jumps in also, doggy paddles around*

i hope you havent got fleas! *Quickly sprays you with flea killer*

*drinks the vodka....hic...hehe im durnk*

Hey! I resent that!



Anyhow Ticks and Mites ate all the fleas...

*sky gets up...hey y do u people hic look hic upside down?....he begins to dance to the music*

I love you baylin

*Gets out of pool and shakes off spraying water 20m in every direction*

*wipes water out of eyes* Bay

Oops Hehehe

*gets dizzy from dancing...goes over the closest chick and kisses her.....hic...who are you?...hic * WHAHAHAAH

goes and gets another drink from the bar.

*hic...* ^^

*comes out of private cabin*

*goes to find a sexy man* Any around??

Kofmaster!!! how ya doin'?

*trips over a dead featus!

WAHAHA im drunk on this thread hehe too much vodka

that a bad thing?

no!! muahahah bring on the vodka...the more the better!!! >.<

I always like to stop right before you get to the puking stage...

*falls to sleep on a sun bed*

*makes a sandwich* man I'm bored

mhmmm sandwich drool

......

*goes over to pyro drunk....puts arm round his sholder......hic.....whats..hic..up...hic pyro?......hic*

*puts shades on and relaxes*

hey, i aint reading through pages so whats been going on?

nothing...i'm not drunk just yet, though

Grabs a life boat and leaves. Bye all xx boat

is going on in here.........

thats what i said

DRINK MORE!!!

no need to, im naturally intoxicated

whahaahaha ..*dances around the room....hic...is that a dog?...or am i seeing things? hic*

That's my pet penguin Frank. I dyed him purple.

*goes off to make a sandwich* drool

I'm going to ignore what I just saw and move on...

someone clue me in on everything

well silva openned a cruise and here we are
geez funny boy

i could have got that from the thread title

pay attention then

everything, please

that is about it

Don't be lazy and read it!

moi, dont be lazy

you've mistaked me for someone else

Brb I need a sarny

*hic...woddles like frank....heheh hic hey frankie.....hic....your purple..hic...hehe*

woo hoo, im on a cruise!

are you making fun of Silva's thread

*hic..still wodling after frank....hic.. hehe its got a tail..hic hehe come here frankie..hic*

sil> you're not fooling me

kof> heh...you just lit a penguin on fire...

0.o hic....i did?.....no *crys* poor frank....hic...ohhh well...hic...wodles around like frank.....hic...hehe hey look pyro...hic...im frakie.........hic...*

ok no more vodka for me in future lol

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hic.......sky starts to gigile...heheh fank is purple...hic

*looks down at the passing ocean*

frank the purple penguin! weeeeeeee!

*Picks Aqua up by ankles and dangles over side* Nice view huh?

hic.....where he go? ..hic...here frankie..hic....sky starts to woddle while looking for frank...hic*

that looks fun baylin!

It is for me! How you doing down there Aqua?

hey!!! thats not nice.....burning aqua is more fun ^^ hehe

That's what there's none of in this thread. Fire! Except maybe Frank the Purple Penguin's tale...