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Welcome! In this thread, you will be transported to any part of the world that I decide......and today's choice will be
HAWAII!

Have fun!!!!


(I created this new thread just for the fun of it! )

Floors
1st) Restaurant & Swimming pools
2nd)Gameroom & Theatre
3rd)Luxurious Bedrooms
4th)Fightclub (A place where you can fight anybody!)
5th)Fire Bedrooms & Sports Room (Tennis, Basketball, Soccer, etc.)

Ahh...

* Sips from the Coconut Cup that has an umbrella in it... *

I think I'm gonna work on my tan.

Oooh, Hawaii....

Here, have a pineapple juice! It's 100% pure!


(By the way, there's a large swimming pool made just for customers!)

I'd rather swim in the ocean and view the sealife.

good, i need a tan!

I'm afraid of sharks
*lies down on towel on the beach*

Do as you wish...
I mean, this is Hawaii, a land of freedom!

*puts on sunscreen and lies on the beach*

Don't want to get sunburned...

hey TM can i have some of that? i burn easily sometimes

Sure! And I burn in less than 20 minutes...

*tosses over the sunblock*

Would you like orange or pineapple juice?

*walks in waring a cute bikini and lays by the pool*

t'anky! *puts on sunscreen and tosses it back when he's done*

What color of your towel would you like to have?

Pink and black. blushing

*wearing a navy blue one-piece and lying on a baby blue towel*

I'd like pineapple juice, thanks

All right! Here's a pink towelfor you!
Would you like anything else?

lucky aqua...water for the water-lover.

I am at your service, ma'am!
*Hands over pineapple juice*
Anything else?

Nope, that's all, thanks.

*drinks the pineapple juice*

Tasty

Thank you! It is made from pure pineapples!

but there's no fire anywhere! I'll have to improvise.

Oh, so you like water? I can give you a personal swimming pool all for yourself if you wish!

Oh, so you like fire? There is a luxurious fire bedroom on the fifth floor! Would you like to check in?

Heehee, fire is fun...Pyro, grill us up some food if you're going to be playing with the fire

Or something along those lines. I can cook up some burgers for everyone.

Would you like beef, steak, or chicken?

*jumps into my personal swimming pool*

I prefer my meat raw.

What color of a towel would you like?

Sat, just give me a grill or this vacation is going up in flames!

calm down there, Pyro...

(damn, I gotta go...I'll talk to everyone tomorrow!)

Okay. Raw meat coming right up!
*Serves raw meat*

Thanks *Chews bloody raw meat*Mmm

All right, sir.
*Hands over a grill*

blue!

*looks up and calls over waiter*

thanks...now would you like burgers charred or burnt? hehe...

Hope you had a fine day...

Hands over blue towel...
Anything else?

Yes, ma'am?

Uhhh...were you speaking to the customers or me?

anyone!

a strawberry diaquiri please

thx, and nothing else....

*licks lips *Mmm a rack of ribs over here when your ready

*Hands over a fresh strawberry diaquiri*

I am always ready for customers...
*Hands over a rack of ribs*

Here Spearhead, a fire just for you! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/user_sigs/customsig_21677_1xG9dz.gif Consider it a gift from me, please!

Ladies and Gentleman, if any of you would like to get our premium services to very special customers, please sign up on this little paper.

I'm a dog you really dont want me to leave a little mark on your paper

I make the fires around here!!!!!!!!! *burns the paper that sat is offering everyone to sign*

You may use your paws.
*Hands over a bottle of black. non-permanent ink*

I am sorry, sir.
But may I ask when you are going to cook up the grill?

*leaves a little mark on paper*sorry about the smell I did warn you!

It already is. *points at the grill, which is spewing 10 foot high flames* I used all of that wussy lighter fluid and put in some gasoline. Is that a problem?

It doesn't matter, really!


*conjures up another sheet of paper that reads "people who are willing to work in the KMC Vacation when I am gone must sign this paper*

Not one bit, sir!

*walks up to Pyro still in bikini and wet* can i get one burger/

*turns around* helloooo...uh. burnt or charred?

*passes Aqua one burger* made form 100% beef, which bits of the beef, well you're best off not knowing!

it has dog hair on it..........

sorry

ugh, let the whole place burn down, im getting in a quick swim! *hops into the pool with swimming trunks that have flames on them*

baylin, y dont u let Pyro make the burger......charred

r u in my pool!

Uhhh...we do have a fire bedroom in the fifth floor!

*eats Aqua's burger*Mmm was nice you should have tried it *Runs off and dives into pool splashing everyone outside

depends... yes.

*Quickly takes out umbrella!*

*jumps into pool after Pyro*

what're you gonna do about it? can't catch me!

*swims fast after him*

I'm like a fish out of water...in the water. Eep! *starts to pick up the pace*

(Please check out the first post to know where everything is!)

*goes under water then under Pyro*

*Did you know that we give away free cool items?
*We give things like Gamecube, Gambeboy Advance SP, and many more!
*Just put in a raffle ticket that you get whenever you sign up for premium services offered by us into this little box.
*Baylin has already signed and has a chance to win a prize!

uh...please dont hurt me...?

*tickles pyro*

ha! is that the best you can come up with? i...heheh. my one weakness.

ya i know its your weakness *pushses him underwater*

and the water...ok. you can let me up now. hello?

Would any of you like anything?

fine *lets him back up*

Well, gotta go now. Have fun in the KMC Vacation!

what're you so mad about? fine. let me drown! *dives back under*

!!! *goes after him, kisses him, giving him air*

bye!

thanks, after making me feel like a bastard!

your not a bastard!

I think i'm taking a trip to Europe this summer or maybe next. I'll probably spend more than a couple of days in England...so i was wondering...

Would anyone that's old enough to drink be willing to kick it with me and a couple of buddies for one night. You know, like take us around and show us places to get trashed at? just wondering.

you made me feel like one! now ppl wonder why i like fire so much...its an escape

oh comon be happy now......

oh fine...

i gtg now...*kisses aqua on the cheek* later...

no dont leave!cry

i kind of have to...im getting kind of sleepy.

bye.............

A'right, I'm back...
So, would you like anything, Aqua?
(Why the sad face?)

can i get a cherry coke?

I am at your service...

*Hands over a cherry coke*

thank u

No prob.

I'd like a dr. pepper plz.

Dr. Pepper comin' right up!

Cheer up Aqua. I heard from Spearhead that he's on until 2:00 in the morning on weekends. You can talk to him then. He also told me that he's gonna be on for a while tomorrow.

y is my avatar back to normal?
and i see u finally got my avatar
*tries to cheer up*

ok nvm i got it back....

So, how would I be of service?

*enters, looks around...*

sees me

Welcome to the KMC Vacations Thread. You are presently in Hawaii and I am kind of a personal servant. How may I serve you?

......
hmm......

i...... need......energy.........*is tired*....
can i plz av a coffee?

Veralidaine A red bull would do better

My pleasure!
*Hands Vera a cup of steaming coffee*

Hey can I have something to eat? I hungry, what you got?

lol..true, but in all honesty, i just had a V......bout half n hour ago....

.....

tanks....
*begins to drink coffee*.....

Well, actually we have a wide variety of foods, so we have almost anything you can imagine!

Good, I'l have a Fish & Chips and a MaltBeer

Fish & Chips and a MaltBeer comin' right up...
*Serves Fish & Chips and a MaltBeer*

jumy jumy, thx

No prob...
Would you like to sleep here?

sure as long as there aint any big spiders crawling on the floor and walls while I'm sleeping

You don't have to worry. We have pest controlling machines all over the place so you can sleep in peace. So, would you like to sleep in the KMC Vacation?

yes I would how much for a night?

FREE OF CHARGE! JUST PICK YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE FOR THE NIGHT ABSOLUETLY FREE!

cool, and thx, to you have cable?

Of course!

woo hoo all of hawaii all for me. eh, what the hell. *takes out a lighter and starts lighting up the palm trees*

can i come?

sure you can

aww class!

Do you like fire?

as in the Electirc six album?

no i didnt think so

no, fire that burns down stuff i mean

oh ya totally

then lets burn down the KMC vacation

aww class!

yahtzee!

que es? no comprendo!

dont talk spanish

hyway otnay?

thats annoying..