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queeq
THis thread'd better be any good. I've got my evil eye on you.
queeq
Is that a challenge?
yerssot
*looks around*
*grabs dart*
*throws to a big eye*
Ohoh! Sorry Raz
wrong eye
yerssot
*ducks away under the table*
Please mister ghostface! Don't kill me! I want to be in the sequal!
Leo
Have you seen the French and Saunders sketch of Bjork? Very funny!
Texas
No.
I've never heard of French & Saunders before today.
But with my keen internet abilities, I found out exactly what your talking about.
http://www.frenchandsaunders.com/faces/music/bjork.asp
Shame they dont have a video to see.
But just from that pic it looks hillarious
Their TPM skit also looks pretty funny
ToMacco
New thread, but Bjork is still ugly
Texas
I dont care, I'd still boink her
I like that word, boink.
boink, boink, boink, boink
Wonder where Gundy got that from
ToMacco
You've never herd that before? I herd that years ago.
Texas
Well I've heard the word, I just never associated it with O la la!!
yerssot
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He discovered a bjork thread!
Texas
You should go to her website and check it out. It's directed by this crazy Japannesse lady who worked on 'The Cell'.
It's already been banned in the USA
Thomas H
No, not one more tread about Bjoork!!!!!!!
yerssot
this one already existed...
quick! bring it offtopic and over 100!
Thomas H
nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yerssot
Quick! How many replies needed to get this one closed?
Thomas H
Just use bad language and then they hopefully close it.
**** yea!!!!!
yerssot
or they ban you...
won't take the risc
Thomas H
Ohh, so you will miss me then!!
Anyway who is the boss at this message board??
Have anyone been banned before??
yerssot
I was talking about ME not taking the riscs!
And the big head around here is Raz... not that much online lately... I suspect he has a real life going on!
And yes, there are a few banned...
(hence the title banned under their name)
Gundark
Well you're not banned, yerss...you're just being a rebel.
Raz has Absolute Power around here, Thomas.....us mods are just his puppets. *cue Godfather music*.
Hehehe.
Oh. Almost forgot:
I can't believe there's another freakin Bjork thread. Tex, you have a problem, man. Try HELPFORMYBJORKADDICTION.COM
And you'll need a license to use boink in connection with bjork. That word is used exclusively between me and Sting.
yerssot
hehehe
Raz didn't noticed it yet
ToMacco
Bjork is a distugsting embarrasment.
Why is there blood coming out of her mouth?
She only acts so bizzare because she is insecure about her music talants.
Gundark
Well thanks Tex, I do appreciate that. Just for complying, I'll leave this thread open.
Texas
Your welcome Gundark
It's not blood Tomacco, it's this red shiny string that grows out of nipples and surrounds her body into one big cocoon, hence the song name 'Cocoon'.
Look, heres a pic of it:
mah
I think this thread is great!
Gundark
Tex thinks all the Bjork threads are great.
yerssot
Please notice the tongue!!!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
mah
no, not me. but many on these forums would love it if they didn't see any more of it, methinks.
Gundark
I bet that one is Texas' wallpaper.
finti
or his bed sheet blanket
ToMacco
Bjork gives me nightmares.
ToMacco
Ventura gives me nightmares, too.
Someone should assassinate Bjork.
ToMacco
It was probably you
ToMacco
Tex, you're a goofy one, my friend.
finti
if you call that gorgeous you really need some help
ToMacco
Tex, if you wear that shirt today, you're gonna get smacked by everyone.
mah
thank you very much for that one, Tex
it really made my day
ToMacco
Yeah, mah needed to puke, and that helped it.
yerssot
*walks in*
why is mah paralysed?
ToMacco
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, and think that she is in my room. I get really scared and hide under the bed.
yerssot
well, there's something new
ToMacco
Texas probably IS Bjork.
ToMacco
Bjork is a crazy *****.
ToMacco
By the way. Bjork was on a Saturday Night Live rerun today on Comedy Cenral.
She was actually dressed normal.
silver_tears
thats what you say
Tex
My God, someone sure had to go digging for this one!
BackFire
digging, the same thing you have to do to find bjorks talent.
Tex
This threads almost 2 years old!
Just like BF's new girlfriend
BackFire
What do you think I'm crazy? 2 years is way to elderly for my tastes.
badkittykitty
this is the funniest thread I have seen in a long long time..leave it to tex to make me giggle like a little girl!
silver_tears
all i did was search up crappiest artist and her name popped right up
lil bitchiness
Who dug up this god forsaken waste of a thread?!?!?! Silva...thats unusual....
lil bitchiness
lmfao
mah
She's still a great artist.
lil bitchiness
Maybe Tool and Bjork, or Manson and Bjork can compete in platnum records.....oh no wait...there is no competition...
Tool is THE best, THE most artistic band, with THE best and most contravertial videos in the music industry today....bjork only wishes she was as artistic as Maynard...thats why she tries so hard...
Tex
Maynard who?
finti
another one of those asylum dopes
lil bitchiness
More like Bjork who
Maynard makes quality music..what does bjork do...apart from annoy....
Greek_girl
is tex on by any chance?
Tex
I'm always on
Unlike Maynard who cant afford to pay his electric bill
finti
its not like Maynard and them really overflow them overflow the market with records
lil bitchiness
Maynard has two projects Tool and A Perfect Circle...and they are not overflowing the market with crap, but they are certanly well apreciated as an alternative band...
They arent mainstreem, but im sure they will be soon...even if you are not, they are still amazing....
listen to Schism, or Parabol/Parabola, Stinkfist, Grudge...they ar elike Sysem of a Down, they havent got one bad song...
Syren
you are a lady with taste, system of a down are gods and will be legendary. yet i need to reprimand you. i found out from a source that you are a creature of the night, but you have not bowed to the great one. there's a thread about dracula, go there and make your apologies girl, i think you will be forgiven x x x
lil bitchiness
Forgiven from a Scorpio. I think im rather proud of myself...
!!
finti
System of a down is overrated
lil bitchiness
System aren't overrated...
at all! They are AS good.....maybe even better...
Why is Dracula overraed...what does he have to do with System or Tool or Bjork
Tex
I was being dumb
lil bitchiness
Have you ever listened to Tool Tex? I've listened to Bjork...before....ages ago..
Tex
I think I've only heard one of their songs.
The one with the walking white plato man.
lil bitchiness
Hmm..i cant think which one it could be....
Tex why are you sounding so different, than your usual self?!?
silver_tears
and thats different from how you behave everyday how
Tex
The video had a walking gray claymation alien or something.
I was most unimpressed!
lil bitchiness
Now thats better
...and the song you heard is 'Stinkfist'!
Sure better video and a song than ''Oh so quiet''
silver_tears
better than any bjork song you mean
lil bitchiness
True, true...
silver_tears
im sorry we dont listen to bjork
lil bitchiness
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/shocking.gif Did you just say that Tool is trash! *twitches more immensely*
Im sorry but Bjorks music just makes you wanna slash your wrists....one of my friends likes Bjork and we were at her house and she out it on, and we were all like WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END!!!!!! Her 4 minutes songs seem to last 40 minutes...i think there is a word for that...tediousness!
silver_tears
you mean crappyness right lil
lil bitchiness
I dont think 'crappyness' covers it!!
Raz
Good God. Why wasn't this thread shut down when it was started!
lil bitchiness
Its almost two years since its started...and someone dug it up! lol..Well Silver did...
silver_tears
Good job
silver_tears
That would be me
And it has entertainment value
lil bitchiness
Haha...yeah!
erm....bjork is sucky!
silver_tears
didnt work lil
lil bitchiness
Damn..better edit so it doesnt make me look like an idiot!
silver_tears
nicely done
Raz
BTW, that was my silly humor
I could never upset the Diva!
lil bitchiness
You couldn't upset Diva Raz........but i can!
lil bitchiness
Oh...how obnoxius of you Tex!!! Bjork = http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/alien2.gif calling her a no talent weirdo would be an insult to people with no talent...and weirdos!
Ha! Manson would eat her for brekfast...Maynard would probably put her in one of his vieos...since he has never uses normal people..its all symbolic and in the name of art
Shes nowhere near as creative as Maynard...or even Manson, let alone as good in writing lyrics...
dave123
is there not a forum where you 2 havent argued, cos its more fun this way
lil bitchiness
Hahaha....
I can gather more people of this forum alone that will support me that Tool i.e. Maynard is FAR more talented than Bjork...no competition in fact...then you can gather people from the internet!
please, dont make me laugh!!
Bjork who, more likely...she needs all that hidious clothes, so it can take people's attention away from her bad music and may i add absolute horrid voice....URGH!!
Another difference is Tex, ive listened to Bjork and i have to Tool, so i know what im talking about...you havent listened to Tool...so...
Tex
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/nopity.gif
lil bitchiness
Im not gonna let you get to me Tex....you know im right and there is nothing you can do!
silver_tears
*thinks of bjork*
lil bitchiness
No dont think of her....its hazardous to your health!!
silver_tears
and watching her is hazardous to your sight
Tired Hiker
Uh . .... .. . yeah Tex. Sure buddy. *heartburn* Ungh ... .
Tired Hiker
That couldn't be Bjork. Was that Elton John?
Tired Hiker
Don't get me wrong. I like Bjork. But that last picture was . . . odd.
saucybird007
^
lil bitchiness
Her music is nothing special!! God!
Her lyrics are noghitng special, hey are very simple and very sraight foward...
I do look beyond mainstreem...Bjork IS mainstreem in electric pop!
Wanna talk about inovation, weirdness, art and major major scariness = Cradle of Filth! Even though i am not a fan, them i can understand people liking them...
http://194.98.19.109/images/bands/cradle.jpg
Tex
Cradel of what?
No name loosers!
I'll stick with the best, thank you very much!
silver_tears
so then why do you like bjork
Tex
I dont need to explain my tastes to you!
mah
HAHAHAHAHA; if you wanna have a good argument you DON'T drag up the KINGS OF CLICHES, Cradle of Filth. They suck monstrously, and they're unoriginal to the millionth degree.
lil bitchiness
HA!! ok...whatever mate!!!
I am not a fan of Black Metal....but unlike all other Black Metal their lyrics do not consist of ''kill the christians'' and ''all hail satan''!! You might wanna listen to them first before you comment....they are cliche to you because you've only seen them...
lil bitchiness
AS Mah pointed out in the other thread...these are the ''complex'' Bjork lyrics:
Genius to fall asleep to your tape last night
So warm
Sounds go through the muscles
These abstract wordless
Movements, move move move move move.
They start off cells that haven't been touched before
These cells are virgins
Waking up slowly
My headphones
They saved my life
Your tape
It lulled me to sleep
To sleep, to sleep
Nothing will be the same
I'm fast asleep
I like this resonance
It elevates me
I don't recognize myself
This is very interesting
And as I already mentioned, there are the lyrics by Maynard...and the music is awsome...like always..
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smoldering. Fundamental differing.
Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication.
I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication
The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the dissonance.
There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away.
Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting
I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing
Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication.
Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any
Sense of compassion
Between supposed lovers/brothers
Defend Bjork how much you want..but there is no denying that Maynard lyrics are THE best. Period.
Bhang
You guys are idiots to compare the two anyway! Just where would they ever be similar? Like maybe Shakespere and Anne Rice?
lil bitchiness
Tex said that Bjork is more talented that Maynard and Manson put together...i was just proving different...keep up!
mah
As is so common to say on message boards these days, ROFL.
Let's compare Cradle of Filth to other black metal bands (Not that CoF are anything like real BM).
Dimmu Borgir - Architecture of A Genocidal Nature
A dismal universal hiss, the sound of public scorn
The brush that sweeps across the spectral fields
This landscape is not without a sense of epic wonder
A vast scale that places this sprawling underworld
Into a realm of frames
With a blood-storm fading into the distance
Floating without directions over this smouldering landscape
Caught in a moment of transformation
These shades of anatomic malignant nature
Approached on another in an unpleasant way
Frozen in the act of speech, desperate to express it's state
Created in a shape to accommodate a wide variety of demonic forms
The realm of the benighted aristocracy of evil most pure
This is where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep
Emerged from the depths of the earth gasps
It rages against mankind, to annihilate the earth and worse
It spills the blood like rain, the beauty of death it represents
Devouring their flesh with a razorblade smile
Genes would still blindly carry on smouldering ember of hell
Limned with gold leaf, the scarlet brush
That sweep all traces of time, place and pattern
Total death in every nation
Monuments of vanquished civilization
Just as brilliantly removed ruthlessly eliminated
The cornerstone of human emotions
Has now been drained away
I saw death of a most uncommon nature
I'm not saying they're great, but their nothing like you said.
Cradle of Filth:
I hang on every verb
Every dirty word
Interred
In her pornoglossa...
Christlike, whipped and weak
Painted nails driven through the meek
Yet in obituary
My dreams still weep
Of dark blood and f**king thee
Thou art seventh heaven burning
Going down as with the day
Baring lunar curvature
Like canvas for a lick of pain
Writhing like a viper
Deep inside her Eden
Forbidden to eat
I kiss leylines to her feet
Then baiting wrath
I steal a path
Back to the fruits of her womb
Ahahahah.
lil bitchiness
And...what about it....did i say Dimmu Buirger sucked...
i dont understand what are you trying to say with that....look at my original post mate....
innovation in ''weirdness, art and major major scariness'' = Cradle of Filth....which is true! They are artistic weird and scary....
Why did you bring Dimmu Borgir into this....
burlyman
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/jerry.gif
lil bitchiness
What the hell.... we say mate in England! Where did you get the idea that only australians use it!! Australians took it from English genious!
burlyman
uk more lik: mayte
aus: maut
lil bitchiness
In the words of Tex:
''Oh how embarrassing for you''
burlyman
who are you talking to?
lil bitchiness
Tex...about the australian comment!!
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