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Well folks, Tomacco's thread was shut down, so I am starting another one, this time with correct spelling of the ö.

So whats the best way to start of a Björk thread you say?

With a picture of course!!!!!!

Here's Björk riding her swan to work:
http://www.bjork.com/specials/magz/pics/interview/01Interview09.jpg

THis thread'd better be any good. I've got my evil eye on you.

*Texas ignores queeq as a sign of protest for the closing of previous Björk thread*

Is that a challenge?

*looks around*
*grabs dart*
*throws to a big eye*
Ohoh! Sorry Raz wrong eye

Ooh bad call.

*ducks away under the table*
Please mister ghostface! Don't kill me! I want to be in the sequal!

This is one of my favorite Björk pics.
Can anyone guess why?
http://www.bjork.com/specials/magz/pics/interview/01Interview03.jpg

Have you seen the French and Saunders sketch of Bjork? Very funny!

No.
I've never heard of French & Saunders before today.
But with my keen internet abilities, I found out exactly what your talking about.
http://www.frenchandsaunders.com/faces/music/bjork.asp
Shame they dont have a video to see.
But just from that pic it looks hillarious

Their TPM skit also looks pretty funny

New thread, but Bjork is still ugly

I dont care, I'd still boink her
I like that word, boink.
boink, boink, boink, boink
Wonder where Gundy got that from

You've never herd that before? I herd that years ago.

Well I've heard the word, I just never associated it with O la la!!

Björk just released her new video for Cocoon! It's really kewl! Björk has some red strings growing out of her nipples and forming a cocoon around her.

My new Avatar is from her vid, and I have a screenshot, to let you know what I'm talking about

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He discovered a bjork thread!

You should go to her website and check it out. It's directed by this crazy Japannesse lady who worked on 'The Cell'.

It's already been banned in the USA

No, not one more tread about Bjoork!!!!!!!

this one already existed...
quick! bring it offtopic and over 100!

nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick! How many replies needed to get this one closed?

Just use bad language and then they hopefully close it.
**** yea!!!!!

or they ban you...
won't take the risc

Ohh, so you will miss me then!!
Anyway who is the boss at this message board??
Have anyone been banned before??

I was talking about ME not taking the riscs!

And the big head around here is Raz... not that much online lately... I suspect he has a real life going on!
And yes, there are a few banned...
(hence the title banned under their name)

Well you're not banned, yerss...you're just being a rebel.

Raz has Absolute Power around here, Thomas.....us mods are just his puppets. *cue Godfather music*.

Hehehe.

Oh. Almost forgot:

I can't believe there's another freakin Bjork thread. Tex, you have a problem, man. Try HELPFORMYBJORKADDICTION.COM

And you'll need a license to use boink in connection with bjork. That word is used exclusively between me and Sting.

hehehe
Raz didn't noticed it yet

Yes, I seriously need help
Dont worry, I will never use boink® again

So have any of you seen the video yet? Doesn't Björk have the perkiest breasts?

shus Tex

Bjork is a distugsting embarrasment.

Why is there blood coming out of her mouth?

She only acts so bizzare because she is insecure about her music talants.

Well thanks Tex, I do appreciate that. Just for complying, I'll leave this thread open.

Your welcome Gundark

It's not blood Tomacco, it's this red shiny string that grows out of nipples and surrounds her body into one big cocoon, hence the song name 'Cocoon'.
Look, heres a pic of it:

I think this thread is great!

Tex thinks all the Bjork threads are great.

yes, but long time since we've seen any of those infamous björk-comics. show em to us tex, we're all yearning for more!

Please notice the tongue!!!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

Sometimes I think America needs to wake up when it comes to art censorship! Björks new video has been banned by the FCC or something and will not be allowed to air in the US

Oh, I forgot all about Björk comic, the one I was working on had Björk visiting a Stavangerian Toxic Waste dump, guess I'll have to go back and work on it

I'm so pissed! Crappy art censorship, we Americans miss out on so much great compelling works of art!!!!

Now honestly, would you censor this?

no, not me. but many on these forums would love it if they didn't see any more of it, methinks.

I bet that one is Texas' wallpaper.

or his bed sheet blanket

Bjork gives me nightmares.

Nah, for my desktop, I have this Cadillac concept car, it's really kewl
but I did make a special folder just for Björk

Jesse 'the body' gives me nightmares, Tomacco

Here's another gorgeous Björk pic
(Dedicated to Mah )
Awhhh, look, she's smiling at you Mah
http://www.mtv.com/bands/b/bjork/flipbook/images/flip4.jpg

Ventura gives me nightmares, too.

Someone should assassinate Bjork.

Oh no dont say things like that!
Björk has almost been killed twice. She has some really demented stalkers!
One guy sent a mail bomb to her house

It was probably you

Oh no, I would stab her in the knee with a butter knife
er, um, I mean,
whatever Tomacco I would never send Björk a mail bomb, can't afford the postage!!!!

Tex, you're a goofy one, my friend.

I know

Just to let you know, I've made a new tee shirt with stills from Björk's new video!
I'm gonna show it off at school tomorrow

if you call that gorgeous you really need some help

Tex, if you wear that shirt today, you're gonna get smacked by everyone.

thank you very much for that one, Tex it really made my day

Yeah, mah needed to puke, and that helped it.

*walks in*
why is mah paralysed?

*still in shock*
björk.....picture......blue goo in her face......evil tex....

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, and think that she is in my room. I get really scared and hide under the bed.

well, there's something new

Since were talking about Björk.......I saw this programme on a norwegian channel....It was about famous stars and papparazies.

Suddenly Björk shows up ( I was so scared,,,I thought it was an alien) at the airport in Hong Kong....then a woman from Hong Kong steps forward and says "Welcomme to Hong Kong"....and Björk suddenly jumps on her and starts hitting her and beating her nearly to death.


Texas: That alien is your idol?????

Texas probably IS Bjork.

That reporter got what she deserved!!
All you other Björk haters best recognize! Björk aint gonna take any crap from nobody!
See:

Bjork is a crazy *****.

By the way. Bjork was on a Saturday Night Live rerun today on Comedy Cenral.

She was actually dressed normal.

Well of course she was dressed normal!!, she's no weirdo for heaven's sake

thats what you say

My God, someone sure had to go digging for this one!

digging, the same thing you have to do to find bjorks talent.

This threads almost 2 years old!

Just like BF's new girlfriend

What do you think I'm crazy? 2 years is way to elderly for my tastes.

this is the funniest thread I have seen in a long long time..leave it to tex to make me giggle like a little girl!

all i did was search up crappiest artist and her name popped right up

Who dug up this god forsaken waste of a thread?!?!?! Silva...thats unusual....

lmfao

She's still a great artist.

Maybe Silver_Tears and Lil could have a competition with Björk to see who's platinum records are better! Oh, that's right, lil and st dont have any!

Maybe Tool and Bjork, or Manson and Bjork can compete in platnum records.....oh no wait...there is no competition... Tool is THE best, THE most artistic band, with THE best and most contravertial videos in the music industry today....bjork only wishes she was as artistic as Maynard...thats why she tries so hard...

Maynard who?

another one of those asylum dopes

More like Bjork who

Maynard makes quality music..what does bjork do...apart from annoy....

is tex on by any chance?

I'm always on

Unlike Maynard who cant afford to pay his electric bill

its not like Maynard and them really overflow them overflow the market with records

Maynard has two projects Tool and A Perfect Circle...and they are not overflowing the market with crap, but they are certanly well apreciated as an alternative band...
They arent mainstreem, but im sure they will be soon...even if you are not, they are still amazing....
listen to Schism, or Parabol/Parabola, Stinkfist, Grudge...they ar elike Sysem of a Down, they havent got one bad song...

you are a lady with taste, system of a down are gods and will be legendary. yet i need to reprimand you. i found out from a source that you are a creature of the night, but you have not bowed to the great one. there's a thread about dracula, go there and make your apologies girl, i think you will be forgiven x x x

Forgiven from a Scorpio. I think im rather proud of myself...!!

System of a down is overrated

So is Dracula.

System aren't overrated... at all! They are AS good.....maybe even better...

Why is Dracula overraed...what does he have to do with System or Tool or Bjork

I was being dumb

Have you ever listened to Tool Tex? I've listened to Bjork...before....ages ago..

I think I've only heard one of their songs.
The one with the walking white plato man.

Hmm..i cant think which one it could be....

Tex why are you sounding so different, than your usual self?!?

and thats different from how you behave everyday how

The video had a walking gray claymation alien or something.
I was most unimpressed!

Now thats better...and the song you heard is 'Stinkfist'!

Sure better video and a song than ''Oh so quiet''

better than any bjork song you mean

True, true...

Only individuals with refined and distinguished tastes, as myself, truly appreciate the great artistic genius that is Björk!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/euro.gif

You hobgoblins can continue to listen to your trash!

im sorry we dont listen to bjork

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/shocking.gif Did you just say that Tool is trash! *twitches more immensely*

Im sorry but Bjorks music just makes you wanna slash your wrists....one of my friends likes Bjork and we were at her house and she out it on, and we were all like WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END!!!!!! Her 4 minutes songs seem to last 40 minutes...i think there is a word for that...tediousness!

you mean crappyness right lil

I dont think 'crappyness' covers it!!

Good God. Why wasn't this thread shut down when it was started!

Its almost two years since its started...and someone dug it up! lol..Well Silver did...

Good job

That would be me
And it has entertainment value

Haha...yeah!

erm....bjork is sucky!

didnt work lil

Damn..better edit so it doesnt make me look like an idiot!

nicely done

BTW, that was my silly humor

I could never upset the Diva!

You couldn't upset Diva Raz........but i can!

Raz is a closet Björk fan!

As for this 2 year old thread, its aged like wine!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/wine.gif

Fine things never go out of style

Unlike Tool and Manson, who are so 90s

Oh...how obnoxius of you Tex!!! Bjork = http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/alien2.gif calling her a no talent weirdo would be an insult to people with no talent...and weirdos!

Ha! Manson would eat her for brekfast...Maynard would probably put her in one of his vieos...since he has never uses normal people..its all symbolic and in the name of art

Shes nowhere near as creative as Maynard...or even Manson, let alone as good in writing lyrics...

is there not a forum where you 2 havent argued, cos its more fun this way

Manson spends more time in the makeup chair than the studio

Maynard who?

Björk is more respected in the musical community than both those joker nobodys put together!

Maynard = http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/question.gif

Manson = http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crazy.gif

Hahaha....

I can gather more people of this forum alone that will support me that Tool i.e. Maynard is FAR more talented than Bjork...no competition in fact...then you can gather people from the internet!

please, dont make me laugh!!

Bjork who, more likely...she needs all that hidious clothes, so it can take people's attention away from her bad music and may i add absolute horrid voice....URGH!!

Another difference is Tex, ive listened to Bjork and i have to Tool, so i know what im talking about...you havent listened to Tool...so...

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/nopity.gif

Im not gonna let you get to me Tex....you know im right and there is nothing you can do!

*thinks of bjork*

No dont think of her....its hazardous to your health!!

and watching her is hazardous to your sight

Björk is the epitome of high style and class!

Look at her, she looks like an angel that fell from heaven!
It's amazing how she transforms her beautiful face into a canvas of artistic expression!

Uh . .... .. . yeah Tex. Sure buddy. *heartburn* Ungh ... .

That couldn't be Bjork. Was that Elton John?

If you looked outside of the mainstream-music boards on the net I'm sure you'd find more supporters of Björk..

Don't get me wrong. I like Bjork. But that last picture was . . . odd.

OMG I cant stand Björk !!!!

^

Her music is nothing special!! God!
Her lyrics are noghitng special, hey are very simple and very sraight foward...

I do look beyond mainstreem...Bjork IS mainstreem in electric pop!

Wanna talk about inovation, weirdness, art and major major scariness = Cradle of Filth! Even though i am not a fan, them i can understand people liking them...

http://194.98.19.109/images/bands/cradle.jpg

Cradel of what?

No name loosers!

I'll stick with the best, thank you very much!

so then why do you like bjork

I dont need to explain my tastes to you!

HAHAHAHAHA; if you wanna have a good argument you DON'T drag up the KINGS OF CLICHES, Cradle of Filth. They suck monstrously, and they're unoriginal to the millionth degree.

HA!! ok...whatever mate!!!

I am not a fan of Black Metal....but unlike all other Black Metal their lyrics do not consist of ''kill the christians'' and ''all hail satan''!! You might wanna listen to them first before you comment....they are cliche to you because you've only seen them...

AS Mah pointed out in the other thread...these are the ''complex'' Bjork lyrics:


Genius to fall asleep to your tape last night
So warm
Sounds go through the muscles
These abstract wordless
Movements, move move move move move.
They start off cells that haven't been touched before
These cells are virgins
Waking up slowly

My headphones
They saved my life
Your tape
It lulled me to sleep
To sleep, to sleep

Nothing will be the same
I'm fast asleep
I like this resonance
It elevates me
I don't recognize myself
This is very interesting




And as I already mentioned, there are the lyrics by Maynard...and the music is awsome...like always..


I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away
Mildewed and smoldering. Fundamental differing.
Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication
The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication.

I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over.
To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication

The poetry that comes from the squaring off between,
And the circling is worth it.
Finding beauty in the dissonance.

There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away.
Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting
I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second guessing
Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication.

Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any
Sense of compassion
Between supposed lovers/brothers


Defend Bjork how much you want..but there is no denying that Maynard lyrics are THE best. Period.

You guys are idiots to compare the two anyway! Just where would they ever be similar? Like maybe Shakespere and Anne Rice?

Tex said that Bjork is more talented that Maynard and Manson put together...i was just proving different...keep up!

As is so common to say on message boards these days, ROFL.

Let's compare Cradle of Filth to other black metal bands (Not that CoF are anything like real BM).

Dimmu Borgir - Architecture of A Genocidal Nature

A dismal universal hiss, the sound of public scorn
The brush that sweeps across the spectral fields
This landscape is not without a sense of epic wonder
A vast scale that places this sprawling underworld
Into a realm of frames
With a blood-storm fading into the distance
Floating without directions over this smouldering landscape
Caught in a moment of transformation
These shades of anatomic malignant nature
Approached on another in an unpleasant way
Frozen in the act of speech, desperate to express it's state
Created in a shape to accommodate a wide variety of demonic forms
The realm of the benighted aristocracy of evil most pure
This is where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep
Emerged from the depths of the earth gasps
It rages against mankind, to annihilate the earth and worse
It spills the blood like rain, the beauty of death it represents
Devouring their flesh with a razorblade smile
Genes would still blindly carry on smouldering ember of hell
Limned with gold leaf, the scarlet brush
That sweep all traces of time, place and pattern
Total death in every nation
Monuments of vanquished civilization
Just as brilliantly removed ruthlessly eliminated
The cornerstone of human emotions
Has now been drained away
I saw death of a most uncommon nature

I'm not saying they're great, but their nothing like you said.

Cradle of Filth:

I hang on every verb
Every dirty word
Interred
In her pornoglossa...
Christlike, whipped and weak
Painted nails driven through the meek
Yet in obituary
My dreams still weep
Of dark blood and f**king thee
Thou art seventh heaven burning
Going down as with the day
Baring lunar curvature
Like canvas for a lick of pain
Writhing like a viper
Deep inside her Eden
Forbidden to eat
I kiss leylines to her feet
Then baiting wrath
I steal a path
Back to the fruits of her womb


Ahahahah.

And...what about it....did i say Dimmu Buirger sucked...
i dont understand what are you trying to say with that....look at my original post mate....

innovation in ''weirdness, art and major major scariness'' = Cradle of Filth....which is true! They are artistic weird and scary....

Why did you bring Dimmu Borgir into this....

Frankly I dont know why lil even brought up this Mayturd person, this is a Björk thread after all!

And now lil thinks she's Australian, mate

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/jerry.gif

What the hell.... we say mate in England! Where did you get the idea that only australians use it!! Australians took it from English genious!

"g'day mate"

uk more lik: mayte
aus: maut

In the words of Tex:

''Oh how embarrassing for you''

who are you talking to?

Tex...about the australian comment!!