Worst horror movie ever

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reander
What's the worst horror movie you've ever seen.

I think it was supposed to be a horror, but this movie called The Dark, was a lot of sh!t. It had like a dinosaur dog thing in a cemetary which killed people, so crap.

wicker_man
Children of the Living Dead, this film was awful and the makers had the audacity to tarnish it with the same brush as the classic Night of the Living Dead (i.e. it was billed as the sequel to NotLD) the films main bad guy was a blatant rip-off of the concept behind Freddy Kruger (i.e. Child Kidnapper stalking a town who has returned from the grave) and Psycho's Norman Bates , of course like all of todays modern movies there were a group of 'teenagers' in peril but you could easily see that all of their dialog was 'voiced over'. Tom Savini starred but he deserve's much better i mean his character was dueling with the main baddy (who also happens to be a uber zombie) and despite Savini's character armed with guns he was still beat in the most ridiculous scenarios...avoid.

Primitive Screwhead #1
I have vague recollections back to craptacular film in 1987-88 called The Gate. I think Corey Haim was in it... that should give you an idea of the quality we're talking here. The premise being that a kid finds a gate to another dimension/demon world in... his own back yard (gasp)! Bad story line, bad acting and REALLY bad special effects. I think I remember calling this a Phantasm knockoff for retards at the time.

And the damn thing spawned a sequel too.

Primitive Screwhead #1
Oh, another one that comes to mind from the same time frame... anyone remember a movie called Nightflyers? Kind of a sci-fi/horror film about a space freighter in the future that malfunctions and starts killing off really lame teenager-types on board... I think I remember hoping that everyone died in the movie. It was crap like that which led to other disappointments (though the acting and effects were improved slightly) such as Event Horizon and Jason X.

Actually, when comparing those two Nightflyers, I think either of the latter could have qualified for Oscar nominations...

SlipknoT
halloween 3 takes the cake as the worst horror film

Primitive Screwhead #1
Yeah, that's another. The mid-to-late 80's weren't very kind to the horror genre. Which is a shame... some of my all-time faves were buried in the slew of duds that were vomited out by Hollywood at the time. I think for every good flick that came out, five pieces of sh*t were made.

michaelmyers
HalloweeN3 and HalloweeN5. H5 was so shite it was unbelivable

SlipknoT
I forgot about halloween 5, yeah that one really sucked

Striel
Dead Alive. That is always my answer to these types of posts.

DeNiro
The item is with out a doubt the worst horror film that has every come out it wasnt really a horror film but it was i think that it was supposed to be

Jason420
halloween 3 and Jason X sucked except the beginning

samhain
I think it was Stephen Dorff from Blade who was in The Gate.
The worst horror movie I have ever seen is Camp Blood or Blair Witch project 2.

SlipknoT
bloody murder 2 was also terriball

SlipknoT
along with 1

h0ck3yh0rr0r
All bloody murder movies were awful. There is one seen when he takes out his chainsaw and if u pause it you can see the the chainsaw is like all made from plastic and its crooked or something. looks weird. it was worse than a statement made by Jason420.


lol

SlipknoT
laughing

h0ck3yh0rr0r
smile lol

Dogbert
lol hock3y, was that nice?
8 legged freaks was awful... erm

h0ck3yh0rr0r
1. it was nice, and it was true.
2. 8 legged freaks was very awful sad i was hoping it would have been at least a little bit bettter.

SlipknoT
friday the 13th 5, and predator 2 were pretty bad

h0ck3yh0rr0r
yea both sucked^

amlap
how bout all the horrible other crappy 80's movies... sleep away camp, april fools, death camp....

SlipknoT
o what about mothers day wasnt that one bad

Cinemaddiction
Aww, bull-ogna.

"Dead Alive" is thee goriest horror movie of all time, on top of that, it's one of the greatest cult horror movies to boot!

Also, "The Gate" was not that bad, and it too has reached cult status.
If you're lucky, you can find the DVD at Wal Mart for about $5.

That said, I can't begin to name all the horrible horror movies I've decided to give a whirl.

Susperia
House of the Dead
Cabin Fever
Wrong Turn
Ginger Snaps
Halloween's 3-9
Nightmare's 3-8
Friday's 1-4, 6-Jason X
The Cube 2

..it just goes on and on. Newer "horror" sucks, however.

amlap
aw man i forgot about the cube two... filth that movie was

movie_god
Flowers in the atic & blair witch, biggest piles of sh*t I have ever sat throu

Primitive Screwhead #1
"Also, "The Gate" was not that bad, and it too has reached cult status.
If you're lucky, you can find the DVD at Wal Mart for about $5."

That's pretty expensive for a coaster. eek!

Cinemaddiction
It's an 80's horror film from Canada. Can't expect alot. The special effects are actually quite good, and it's a pretty cool story.

Evil Dead
I love the Gate...........I also enjoy The Gate II, but I cannot find it on dvd anywhere around me.

I wouldn't exactly call Flowers in the Attic a horror movie. It is more of a melo-drama..........it's the type of movie you expect to see on the Lifetime channel.

h0ck3yh0rr0r
i dont think Gate II came out on DVD^

Michael Myers 1
Baldur's Gate II: Throne of Bhaal is that the movie your talking about ED?

Evil Dead
It needs to.........

They should have packaged the two movies together on one dvd to begin with.

I also can't find Demons 2 on dvd anywhere. My VHS is pretty played out.............I can find the Demons/Demons 2 disc online.......but I refuse to pay $30 for the dvd when I already own the Demons dvd.

Michael Myers 1
use kazza then when your done take it off

h0ck3yh0rr0r
or try LimeWire. thats good for downloading.

Evil Dead
I don't download. I only buy dvds..........

h0ck3yh0rr0r
well good. Anyway DVD's are always better in quality.

HockeyFace
Go see an Ed Wood film guys they SUCK SUPREMELY! One second the scene is at night the next second it is daytime! Among Wood's worst are Plan 9 from Outer Space, Necromania, and Double Garden. They are so bad they are funny. I highly suggest you see those movies... yes I suggest you see them you WILL laugh your a$$ off.

papabeard
camp blood is awful i agree, it was made by a company called cinema 2000, i think , they have made a slew of terrible films for example, The Fear, and so many others, they have awful production values and look like they were filmed on a video camera, i think they did the cradle of filth horror, whose only saving grace was the naked BOUFF, who has an outstanding body and is unbelievably hot. Basically every horror film you see on a video shop shelf in europe with cheap graphics on the cover is a cinema 2000 film, so beware of anything that has the cinema 2000, label on the back of the cover. But i think the worst horror ever is either The Gate with stephen dorf or that film about the clown , it was like a hip hop horror movie ( i cant rememeber the title), it made me want to hurt myself. Other stinkers include :
The Refrigerator
The Dentist (series)
Leprechaun
Cannibal Ferox
The house on the edge of the cemetery
Nightmares from a damaged brain
Basket Case series

Cinemaddiction
Gate 2 is on DVD, and I found it on eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3383856371

Of course, it's easier tofind on VHS or Laserdisc.

amlap
i kind of have a soft spot for blair witch

samhain
Is that where Sam Raimi got the idea from? The bit in Evil Dead 2 where he is thrown back against the tree and again when he is chased in his car by the destroyed bridge there is this confusing thing where it appears to be day and then night. That always baffled me but that could explain it. (At least it's not bad film making.)

Primitive Screwhead #1
Man... I didn't know that there was that much support for Gate/Gate II! I can't be the only person on this board who despised this movie franchise. This calls for a poll! Be on the lookout!

papabeard
BaD Movies,

Ginger Snaps
Final Scream
Stab ( there is actually a movie, not from scream 2 and 3)
Killjoy , that is the name of the clown film
Killjoy 2
Maniacts

Machete_guy
When i say crap..i mean not scarry, very very corny and just plain s*it. Happy Dance

Cinemaddiction
There's already a thread like this, but my most recent vote would go to "Skinned Alive".

Linkalicious
Willow! with all those little midgets running around....god that's some horrible horror...

<<Solo>>
Try every Nightmare On Elmstreet after #1 oh yeah and Valentine and every Friday the Thirteenth movie there is. Those were pretty bad.

botankus
House of the Dead was not only the worst horror movie of 2003, but the worst overall movie of 2003.

Topher123987
dark wlf was the most piss pore movies i have ever seen the graphics sucked they had a good storyline but very low budget they spent all their money on two cgi's thaat didnt look real and really susked they tried to make up for everything in one seen and i must say it was very tempting they painted two girls to look like werewolves in the were wolf book they found and they were naked and did that lesbian thing ya know as the guy was taking pics it was the best seen in the whole movie

Jason_Krueger
Horrible horror movies were Dead Alive and 28 Days Later.....PURE CRAP!!!!!

Cinemaddiction
"Dead Alive" has never really been considered a horror movie. It's the goriest "horror" movie of all time, which is why it's easily one of my favorites.

<<Solo>>
Yeah right man Dead Alive and 28 Days Later were freaking great movies. If anything Friday The Thirteenth is one of the worst horror movies ever.

RebelPhoenix
Nightbreed of Midian

RebelPhoenix
I loved Willow! It was so funny at times especially when Val pretended to be a woman and used apples for breasts lol!

mmrules
worst horror movie halloween 3 it simply ruined the halloween saga until h20 came out

HockeyHorror
anything related to Jason and the Friday 13th sage/series.

i would say Leprechaun but its really fun to watch.

Freddy_vs_Jason
The nightmare on elm streets after 1 didn't suck, part 3 and some of 4 were very good, I suggest to actually WATCH the movies.

slayer
The Haunting and Urban Legends:Final Cut

tabby999
i thought house was weak, and the nightmare on elm streets after #1

Cinemaddiction
House wasn't really a "horror" movie, per se. It's certainly a cult classic, more than anything.

The Redeemer
He!He!He! Anyone seen NIGHT OF THE LEPUS? Bad? This is one sick bunny of a film that has to be seen to be believed! Think giant rabbits prowling the Nevada desert. With Stuart Whitman. Slumming. I kid you not! big grin

BLOOD FEAST is also pretty dire but it seems it has become a bit of a favourite in bad film fanboy circles...DRILLER KILLER is pretty inaccessible too but with Abel Ferrarra's name on the credits some are making a positive case for it... whistle

And check out THE BED. I've never seen this but from what I've heard it's about a killer bed that eats anyone that sleeps in it! messed I think it's actually out on disc somewhere. The nerve!!! rock huh

Gabri_Krueger
a nightmare on elm street 2 sukd dog ass

slayer
It wasn't that bad..........

Gabri_Krueger
what wasnt bad? confused

slayer
Nightmare On Elm Street 2!

Gabri_Krueger
oh...YES IT WAS!

SlipknoT
wendigo
bloody murder
mothers day

Gabri_Krueger
never seen any of those

EOWYN3
April fool's Day, Sleepaway Camp

fleshetingzomby
one of the worst movies i have ever seen was python it sukd big donkey balls!

guttedfish87
worst horror movie ever period: Last House on the Left

chrissyg
the worst horror movie ever in my eyes was jason x

Freddy Lover
Jeepers Creepers 1 and Carrie.starwarsNow this is what i call a party!! rolling on floor laughing

ladygrim
neithing afta halloween 1

johnsonjohnson
THINGS starring porn queen is the worst horror movie of all time, and that is why I like it...lol UTTER TRASH

johnsonjohnson
AND THAT IS WHY I ALSO HATE THE MOVIE... A LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP with this utter disgusting 90 minutes of filth

exorcistlover
i think that The Blair Witch was so crap i feel asleep while watchin it! it was so badly directed and the actors were rubbish! what do you think?

papabeard
The Fear

jaden101
fright night...

jaden101
Originally posted by The Redeemer
NIGHT OF THE LEPUS

thats the film thats on in the background in the oracles apartment when neo visits for the first time in m1

its also used in natural born killers

JacopeX
To stop this Question The worst movie ever according to entertainment magazine:


Worst horror movie/ Movie Ever is: Manos: Hands Of Faith

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