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*Plugs in lava lamp.*

Much better.

hey there, teniel, howz it going. nice to see you here. I guess it's time to "up" the beardi threads over in the other world.

I used to looooooooove lava lamps as a kid.. wish I had a bunch now..

DIMMY, QUEEQ, POODOO IS BACK. YIPPPPPEEEEEE

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We also need you back in the other barbershop.
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Because clearly this place isn't as nice as TheFanboy.Network.


Maybe we should start modding like they do.....

Hmm what an interesting thread,and a great Idea too.
My lava lamp is blobbing up and down beautiful globs of glowing ooz in a transparent ocean blue liquid its so beautiful...
Yah and i have a human shaped shandeleer with an urn its so awesome,its bright blue.
I have alot of glowing shite in my room,my bedroom would have to be the coolest out of all the computer rooms in this forum.
I hope

lava lamps are great wen ur pillin or stoned!!

Never had a lava lamp.

Did have black lights though.

Yeah...I had alot of those blacklight stuff..and those kalidescope lights when I was a kid.

My mom used to have one about 25 years ago...

they are kool; wish I had one again. must look at auctions, flea markets.

There all the thing again in the UK. Can get them all over the place.

Yeah, they're coming back over here too.

saw that kind of lamp only once

C'mon, barbie-girl, lava lamps are always cool. And hey, Keo! It's good to see you too. As for black lights those are cool as well.

I dont really much care for lava lamps
but I love those water/oil toys, that make little shapes, and waves and other kewl stuff

Those are all right, but I think that strobe lights are the best.

No,no,no
No light will ever compare to the LIGHTSABRE!!!
Da da da da!!
Uh uh uh uh Staying alight staying alight....
HahahahA!!!
I'm so stoned.....

???? another one of those stoneheads

Gave that silliness up a long time ago. Tends to make you sit down and eat a whole container of cool whip at one time.

*confused* you mean for the gas?? Or you just like Cool Whip that much?

I like chocolate

C H O C O L A T E, nectar of the gods.

Err, no. Nectar is the Nectar of the Gods. That;s the point.

don't get technical, Ush.

CHOCOLATE RULES.

should I mention that Belgian chocolate is one of the best?
Ow, and guess in wich country I life!

Chocolate more the Nectar of Women. Quite different from gods indeed.

hmmmm not in my experience

Gadgets beat choclate any day beyond anything else because of the fat content in gadgets are far less. Personnally I've got 3 Lava lamps and 2 plasma balls a mist maker and a lightning tube... woopee happy happy joy joy... sorry its just good to be back I will try to restrain myself now...well in relative terms anyway... I have tried to be relatively good of late...xxx

You're NOT a woman????

if you had said nectar for woman I would agreed, but nectar of woman no, no ,no. And no oh dutch man youre flying high, time to crash though

What's all this about a crash I'm hearing???? Who says we're gonna crash???

Star Crash

Ah....

What crash ?

Nah, I just love cool whip that much Dimmy.

queeq, where's my big welcome?

I think queeq might be smokin' a little doobage himself, he's been a little slow to react to things lately.

I should start smokin' more Mary Jane again, when I was a stoner, I was smarter, and stupider. Ah, the memories

impossible

I should of figured someone would say that, I'm not surprised it was you finti

I'm not try to glorify marijuana, but if you use it in moderation, you really do have periods of euphoria. Some of my best thoughts have come to me while stoned.

However, on the other end, if you do it too much, you become a burn-out, and you are dumb as a rock.

yeah right like what. I really could eat a house???

No, I never really got the munchies as much as my buds. I would always start thinking or talking about something, and ideas would come to me that hadn't while I was sobre.

It may sound rediculous, but to anyone who has smoked before, they would know what I was talking about.

I know what you are talking about. In my younger days me and my friend smoked a bit, and we really digged into music , noting part of songs we never taken notice of before. And then we suddenly realised that we had been listening to the same tune for over an hour. A remote and a repeat button is a ***** when you are stoned.

True that.

When something like that happens, you have to think "oh no, we smoked too much."

No its like light up another one and we didnt smoke weed we smoked hasjh

Yummy! That's the best! That was always our answer, too.

"Oh man, I'm stoned!"

"I've got some left! It's almost 4:20!"

"Roll another one, man!"

boy Im glad those days are over though, to many weird dreams

yeah, but it was fun, wasn't it?

No cause the weird dreams came in the middle of the DAY

Wow. That sound more like an acid flashback.

never did acid, I aint that dumb

Well, maybe you will someday. . .it's an acid flashforward

No never chemical substances.
"Stay away from the brown acid" Woodstock 1969

Acid is bad news. Some of my friends started doing it. They havn't been the same since. Poor bastards

My friends never did anything worse than hasj. So I have been fortunate so far when it comes to friends. They are the same bastards/assholes as they always been

Why don't you just smoke ToMacco, ToMacco ?

we don't do any of that stuff; we have a natural "high" on life, except when I'm fussing about my office.

please none of u eva do acid it is bad for u !

and we didnt know this

TATATATATATATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ladies and gentlemen, give the lady a warm welcome... the one and only TENIEL DJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and u dont need to be nasty..........

But it helps.

TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

WELCOME, TENIEL, SO GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE. SO, HELLO, DOLLY;

I SAY, HELLO, DOLLY, IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE WHERE YOU BELONG;

YOU'E LOOKING SWELL, DOLLY...........................

Louis Armstrong

Louis Armstrong is jazz singer, BG.

Dont worry barbie I didn't know that either.

And a trumpet player.

Oh! Is he the guy whose cheeks would triple in size when he would play the trumpet???

No that was Dizzy Gillespie

Oh, well then I still don't know Louie

Same with Louie. BTW.

Louie also puffed his cheeks real big?

compared to Gillespie not a chance. Of course Armstrong blew his cheeks, but not as awesome as Gillespie did. He looked like some sort of alien.

Louis also sings that song, ummmm, can't remember the name at the moment, but it appeared in "Good Morning, Vietnam", ahhhhhh, "What a Wonderful World", is that what it's called? It always brings tears to meee eyes.......

"The colors of a rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are there on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands sayin how do you do
They're really sayin'I love you

I hear babies cry I watch them grow
You know their gonna learn
a whole lot more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful world
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful world" - Satchmo

Now Satchmo I've heard of.

Thanks for the welcome queeq and keo! I appreciate it.


And this is what I posted *before* I noticed pages five and six....

I don't care for any sort of drug. I don't even like taking medicine. I realize I've no right to tell people what to do if it doesn't effect me. Unfortunately it does effect me in that I either have to smell it, which has lead me to throw up before because I'm horrendously sensitive to smells, or it effects others by the things people do when under the influence. Such as running over small children or making small, unwanted children. Take your pick. I'm not demonizing anyone. Please don't flame me and say I'm saying everyone who uses drugs is evil. I'm not. I do think drugs themselves are evil but *not* the people who take them. I realize your probably laughing now and that's fine. I'm used to it. A sixteen year old girl who acts like everyone's mom tends to get a lot of chuckles. Just know I mean now one offence. I'm just saying what I think.

Hey most of us here know that drugs are bad. I don't do em. I used to have friends who did them and they are all messed up. But I could use a ciggarette right now.

*smacks Lance*
NO! Not for you!

HaHa. Smoking as I type this.

Literally I am

thanks, finti; I luv that song, and Satchmo's version. Brings tears to meeee eyes. "ohhhhhhhh, yesssssssssssss"

I don't really listen to Jazz. I like the hard rock and alternative scenes.

progressive jazz is mellow.

I'll pass

Miles Davis kicks ass, man

"If peeing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis."

"That was the grossest thing I ever heard in my life. Let's go!"

Billy Madison Quotes

ummmmmm, who's peeing in their pants? need some depends?

Music was not my first love, it will be my last

Some old ladie from the Adam Sandler movie "Billy Madison"

oh, kay

It's a pretty funny movie. Have you ever seen it?

nope; haven't seen it.

You should, it's about a guy that has to go back to school starting with first grade.

*puts it on to-do list*

You'll love it. It is one of Adam Sandler's first feature films.

ooooooooooooooooo, kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

*scribbles on post-it, and sticks to frig*

*phones to keo*
"Hi, this is the fridge speaking,
Keo and the answering machine are currently away.
If you give your message really slowly, I can write it down
and stick it to myself"

Can you get that post-it off of yourself?

keo and answering machine not operational today. please leave all your messages on post-it notes stuck to the frig.

*quickly notes something on a post-it note*
*sticks it on his head*
Ow! I always get these things wrong!

*rips post-it off yerssssss' forehead and slams it on frig to read later*

*rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppp*

AUW!
Well, there goes my toupet!
*runs to the fridge to get it back*

*beats hairy thingy hanging on frig with a fly swatter*

NO! not my pride! It's expansif!
Give it back! Give it back! Come on! I need it for my bald head!

*kisses yerssssssss shiny noggin* *smooch*

Ow great! Now I have lipstick on my biljartball!

More than you'll ever get.

yeah! because I wear my toupet!

Baldie!

queeq, be nice

No...*snif* it's ok... *snif*...I expacted... *snif*... this from him *snif*

queeq's mean! I don't like queeq any more!

What side of the family do you get baldness from, your mother or fathers side? All my mothers brothers are balding, but my dad has all of his hair (he has no brothers).

My hair is still thick and blonde.

eh as always the woman bears the gene. Just ass with color blindness, 10 % of the males are colorblind but they innherit the genes from their mother.
But your hairline might change within a year.
Like in my family my brother and all my male cousins(on my mother side) have almost no hair at all. They all lost it around when they turned 30. Compared to them I am a hairball.
I can see my hair line is receiding but I am 34 years old and I kept most of it compared to the rest of the family.
Shaving my "scalp" though so it seems I got no hair

I don't think I'll go bald. I've never seen a balding blonde dude.

Belive me the color of your hair has NOTHING to do with it.
Like tha actor Ed Harris he is blond

And he's a good actor

and he is bald

I won't go bald. *knocks on wood*

Nothing wrong with that, just a lot of people have their self confidance in their hair. Like we all should be Samson or smething

yeah, Samson was a woss. All you need to be him is a razor.

or siccors

If I started to lose my hair, I would do the Bruce Willis thing and shave it all off.

more like me then, only I dont shave cueball

Are you balding?

It seems like it have reach a point and stays like this.
I used to have wild curly hair, now it is just hair

That sucks.

Long hairs and curles, the woman liked that.
I havent shaved my head in a month now and I can see the curles starting a little in the back again. I think the hair had good off getting shaved to the hilt.

I always grow my hair out really long, then I chop it all off. I don't shave my head, but I cut it pretty short.

be carefull so you dont chop your head

I grow my hair out to my shoulders or so. Then, it's gone.

just the right place to chop the head, at the shoulders

Finti's just itching to use that battle axe.

I've got some gray hairs, no doubt. But at least they're attached.

well if they arent attached who cares what color they are

blue! go for blue!

Blue isn't my color.

Maybe I'll go back to being blonde.

soooooooo, who's got the virgin fuzzies on his head, finti, is it???

??????
well here I did

is that you, finti; lovely child. now, what happened to you?

is it you, finti, who's growing out from a bald shave? that's what I call, virgin fuzzies.

I better put this one to bed. Do something for my mod pay.

queeq, whatever are you talking about?

I never shaved bald, I shaved closest thing to bald or skin head I haaad to leave some.
This is the same day as I shaved around August.

Closing... which I think I just did??? Hmmm