Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

well im at school but in september im goin to college to do a BTEC national diploma in aerospace engineering and a c&g 259 which gives me 3 a-levals i sittin guild and 2 key skills. then i want to open my own strip club!!! wot about u lot?

Hmmmmmm...I wonder which occupation you're actually be more likely to do...

Clearly an English teacher in the making there, I would say....

*decides not to comment further*

That's ... sas

That's ... sad

Thought you were gonna say you were SAS ther Yers

I did what?
I didn't wrote that!

.

FYI
I have two female friends that want to open a strip club too, but with male dancers
They said they could give me a job

yeah all strip clubs needs a laughing matter too

Yes, good toilet cleaners as so hard to find.

maybe it was a different kind of 'job'

Yes indeed RC, you should make your toliet cleanig skills known immediately!

Best toliet cleaner in Kent = in demand, me thinks



Your absolutely right!
I could be the first stand up comic/stripper!

Well, I write. Well, technically, anyway.

Will it be a good strip club?

I am (almost) a licensed real estate appraiser.

Ush not only writes, he reads too.

Ush, you know what I told you!

I have been known to speak at times as well.

are you allowed to speak?
I thought the code forbids it?

I want to do alot of different occupations,like work for the red cross..maybe for the UN or something that involves my attention to the suffering parts of the world.
I would also like to own a buisness or be a sofware designer

I dont have a job, (currently looking) but I am studying in realty.

Wonder what the pay scale is for your average Jedi on-the-road ?

not much, I can assure you

guess ping pong on the road dont pay much either

you can do that?
*takes the phone*
Hello, ... yeah, I need one ticket to Norway... no no, first class ofcourse!... yeah... ok ... thank you...

Plain is full

why dont you go by plane then

That was my feeble attempt to make it into Poster Mark, thank you very much!

That's sad yers...real sad.

Oh, NOW you tell him? You've let a thousand similar comments slip by...

Well, I can't be too hard on the lad.

and did I made it there already? no!
So I'm going to keep being silly!
*slaps himself*
be more silly!

well I am medical student in London. And during the holidays I work at a hell hole... sorry I mean theme park! YOu never know this year I might get promted and be allowed to wear an even bigger florescent yellow coat! One where the the sleeves drag along the floor as well as the bottom!

Well, that sounds just charming.. I would think it would be a fun job.

well yes if you like people threatening you because the vouchers they are giving you don't do what they they do or because we can't take credit cards as the computers have crashed AGAIN! Or of you are really mad and like standing in the rain all day by a gate trying to stamp people's hands when they really don't want them stamped with UV ink that doesn't even show up because we are all too scared to use the UV lamps because they give us electric shocks! Yes I can see how that is fun! You are welcome to swap any day!

Hmmmmmm...no thanks!.. Get another job...jeesh..it has to be easier.

NO it is convenient as I get the hours when I need them. Bin there for years. Besides I know my boss so getting time off is pretty easy. Well most of the time anyway.

I thought she had moved on. And I thought you had vowed to never work there again.

need the money. I'm a student. can't afford to be fussy!

starving students can't be THAT choosey. Hang in there, Edna. My cousin sold hot dogs for 5 years, all through uni. Me, I came home after 1 year; went to summer school, enrolled in business school, never finished. always did OJT and self learning from then on. Just keep on keeping on. When you get discouraged, let us know, and we'll keep pushing you onward and forward.

Self employed toolmaker, still.

Got to keep on plodding onwards with m precious load!

To quote a B'ham City terrace song....

"Keep right on till the end of the road.....etc etc"

Blue nose scum bags.

Smurfs?

Well I am a post graduate Law student that makes money fixing computers DJing acting drawing comics (generally small time for adverts particularly around the union) and just returning to writing...ooh arent I a busy boy...

And here all along I thought Zereil was a professional scoundrel.

thats more a hobby I didnt know I was qualified to go professional or isnt that covered by politics and solicitor...

Well if you called it soliciting then I guess you could just claim stupidity! "But I thought that was what my degree qualiied me to do officer! Honestly!"

Zereil??!

(HUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

*Mech decides to just shake hands rather than hug with zereil*

well you never know where those hands have been .. I have a vague idea though knowing his earlier historiy well suplied by Ush

I appreciate the handshape mecha and ush thanks too your hugs are always so fruity..

Finti9 what can I say little ever changes...

In that case maybe we should get out the disinfectant..

Been on several field missions with Ush. He carries hand sanitizer you know.

at the moment i work in a posh clothes shop for women called dorathy perkins on a saturday to get dosh for my sweet sweet smoke!

remember: smoke kills. so maybe you should use those money to buy some of the clothes you're selling instead

You've been WHAAAAAAAAAATTT?!!!!

I've known Ush for years and have seen many things but sanitizer I am not sure of after eight mints on the other hand....

ive got too many clothes and i have nothing else to spend my money on!

Well I'm a student studying Film Studies, Media Studies and English Lang/Lit. But, this is what's gonna happen in the future.

First, I'm gonna get a record contract with Sony. My first single, The Way You Want To will go straight to number one in all countries. People will think I'm a one hit wonder but then I'll follow up that single with Watching The World Go By which outsell my previous single by 90%. Soon will be my multi-platinum album called, Escape From Reality. Three smash hit albums will follow after that! A record breaking world tour starting at the Millenium Stadium, Wales and finishing at the Sydney Opera House will happen between these albums.

I'll take a break from music then and go into films. I'll star and direct in a film called Escape From Reality, with my friend co-starring. The film would be produced by Michael Bay, Jerry Bruckheimer and myself.

Or, maybe I'll just work for the BBC...........

well somebody did

Keep dreaming though Taffy, your only truly old when you stop daydreaming about your great future.

I'm old

I'm starting to feel old, even though I'm young

starting to feel? you ARE old!
btw... how old are you?

I am going on 18

Brat pack II

Yup

You see! You're old!

How does that prove I'm old?

If I'm younger then you, that makes you older then me

How old are you?

< 18
why?

I am almost 18 so you're older than me

<18 = younger than 18

or in other words:

< 18 means younger than 18

Isn't that what was said?

yeah, but I thought: if you don't know the meaning of "<" why would you know the meaning of "=" then?

God, I thought I would get away from symbols after escaping school...

Ahh, stop with the symbols!

How the hell do you do those?

But how do you make the little 2's and 3's?

Depends, you have more than one type of keyboard...
I take it you have an qwerty?

most people have

no,
Belgium is azerty, like Luxembourg, France and Holland

hmm, didn't know that.

and we aren't talking about keyboards in Standard Manderin

Oh, I don't know exactly what type of keyboard I have.

well, read the first 6 letters of your keyboard (upper left)

Ok it's a QWERTY